So some girl came to my place last night...

[Plap Sun]

that nigga fuckin deaf hoes tho

yea when you start hittin handicap hoes you desperate

i fuck a hoe stat was straight but that bitch walked wit a limp

fuck it, i straightened that bitch out for her first couple steps

then back to walkin like she was on a cane

 

[Craig Robinson]

T/S you hitting these too?

You one of them funny style niggas huh...

 

[BoldChild]

How the fuck you pull a deaf hoe?

 

[JJ 1975]

That aint right bro. You need new women. But some is better than none I suppose...

 

[TheIraq]

Damn niggas complain about females alot on here.... I think niggas lookin for a buyout so they can play for the other team.... SMH

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

T/S you hitting these too?

You one of them funny style niggas huh...

lol...The top one...hit her once...she's from some village outta London...type of village with absolutely no niggas...one bus that stops runnin' at 4 type of village...So when I met her, the beat was easy as fuck to attain...flung a lil London to her and she spread 'em real quick...she's gotta killer boy, see...but bein' from an all white village, she didn't kno'...then niggas at her uni started gassin' her up...simpin' the fuck outta her FB...and she turned into a fuckin' dickhead

The second one is cool...no quarrels with her at all...except that she had this thing she called a 'vanity wall'...basically, one whole side of her room was fulla pictures of herself...model pics, camera pics, the lot...was a lil dazzlin' at first..

and as for the pic of me...cut me some slack...I was fuckin' drunk

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

How the fuck you pull a deaf hoe?

Skill, nigga...met her at a club...tried talkin' to her...when she tried to tell me shit back I couldn't understand a word...I thought it was because I was drunk and it was loud as fuck in there...So I gave her my phone...she slapped her number in...and started txtin'...she can talk, though

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

She's proper comfy around my house...Woke up in the mornin'...ho's downstairs, makin' a cuppa...Just knows where everything is..

It appears as though you're in a relationship and don't realize it.

lol..Housemate said the same thang...

 

[ol_buddy]

Got dayum at the blackest nigga in the world at the bottom right

 

[Miltown Marauder]

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That corset look like it's ready to blow in any minute.

 

[edwardnigma]

I'd fuck that fat girl, some of ya;ll gay...look how her titties is poppin out

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

How the fuck you pull a deaf hoe?

Skill, nigga...met her at a club...tried talkin' to her...when she tried to tell me shit back I couldn't understand a word...I thought it was because I was drunk and it was loud as fuck in there...So I gave her my phone...she slapped her number in...and started txtin'...she can talk, though

lol @ the bolded disclaimer

 

[BiLLZ333]

how is it the most uve beat one specific chick is 3 times? Thats crazy u need a GF to get them skills up

 

[Billy_Poncho]

Damn she ain't trim in the summer? That shit prolly looks like uncut grass in December.

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

how is it the most uve beat one specific chick is 3 times? Thats crazy u need a GF to get them skills up

Yeah man...the skills are dope, though...Trust...My number is quite high...So, I'm experienced...

If you're just hooking up it shouldn't be too hard to stay on top of your shit, but if you're in a relationship you're going to come across some stubble at some point..deal with it

We were just hookin' up...And this shit wasn' stubble...It was an afro under her arms...

 

[Mr.Forte]

 

[DNB1]

An afro under her arm?

Bruh, that means she aint shave for at least a week......she sound like one of them girls with the sour smelling puss.

If it aint wifey, there is no excuse for this behaviour unless she think you aint shit.