deaththreats
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The Hacker;2837832 said:
LOL ......funny shit
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Bwoahmizzee
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edwardnigma;2837069 said:
yo!
lmao @ the bolded
this thread is too funny
* goes back to reading*
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HustleTree
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Great Thread !!
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lordhonka2;2831293 said:thing is was never a fan of porn cause its only cool for about 10 min.
then its like they still doing this.
now i never want to see it
the other day i reading a book at the counter and forgot where i was just totally forgot where i worked untill
i was interupted by the sounds of some random movie playing from the video booths in the back.
i have learned some things working thier though
i have listed them and in no particular order
1 if you look at the eyes of the chicks on the cover of a porno you can clearly see the abscence of a soul
2. this shit is truley addictive there are people who come there every to days to RENT new porn and they have had accounts at this store
since 1990......1990
3. Gay dudes look like regular dudes and
3.1 niggas been gay for a long time dude came in and went to gay section he was old enought to be my dad I'm 30
4. alot of older couples in to porn. sold 4 movies to an old black couple they was like 55 or older
5. There are some men who would rather go to video booths than go home its sad
6. porn is alot like marijuana it bring people from differnt walks of life to the same place
7. drunk women + porn store =
8. drunk dudes + porn store =
9 cuckold stuff is real..... real gay. my boss who is a gay says it a gay set up to get straight guys to do gay shit dudes come in to the store with bad bitches leave with dudes and chick come back week later renting gay porn
10 two sexy lesbians is holy grail type shit.
11. there are women who really like to come to place like this and sit in front of a glory hole however 50% of them only look like women and the others are ugly and have no self asteem
learned alot more but felt like this was enough
the place is 24 hours 3rd shift friday night is at the same time great and disgusting
i dont touch shit in the store i bring my own sanitizer and lysol
ask question i will share all that i have seen
The first and only time ive been to an adult video store I was completely wasted. I cant remember anything but laughing at all the crazy video covers and toys.
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death187sin
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usmarin3;2832790 said:
SMH... This is so true..
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lordhonka2
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I knew it was gonn be a wierd place to work my first day on the job these things happen within in 35 min
i get there at 4 because im gonna start training on the register with manager cause well i had never used one and it not really a register its a computer before we start he say look imma let you know somthing cause you gonna hear me talking to alot of people in hear and I dont want to scare away from working here. he then say he is gay and ask if that is gonna be a problem im like these are my exact word " dude why you tell me that i dont care if you gay i work 8 hours i go home that you business " he says somthing to the effect of you probably go be able to make in this job cause the guy that came in befoe quit. he laughed showed me how to run my shift report and went back to his office
no sooner than he walk in to his office two 30 plus black chicks walk in to the store ,the managere pokes his head out of the office looks at the laides and say you got the register. im like yeah they proceed to walk pass all he regular movies and im like o these some fucking trannies they procede to pick out a gay movie from the 14.99 bin and come to the counter. at this point im like in my head im repeating over and over wtf wtf wtf wtf as i had not ever had a conversation with a tranny there was that dude in collegethat i had a class with that dressed like a woman well he wore blouses but our converstation was onsome him: any body sitting here. yeah shante in the bath room she coming back.
ass they are paying the manager comes to the regiter makes sure i ring it up right and the coustomers leave I look at him like nigga wtf just happend and ask where those trannys he like na the bitches come in here all the time they just like gay porn its gonna be wierd sturff like going on here.
as he is walking back to his office the employee that i will finish my training with is coming in looks at the person in the room with the cheap dvds it off to the side
he like damn who is that bitch
me: stone faced turn to him and blink twice
he like what you now her
i respond nah bobby thats a man
the puerto rican transexual that bobby had been refering to turns around like Gotch! and then skips ( no that is not a typo ) to the back room where the video boths are
bobby who i had only met once before looks at me and says with a look that is two parts embarassed and one part soul crushed "man i aint no fag man ididnt know." I believed him but
the rest of the night is just small talk about where i grew in NC and where he grew up in Michigan
and of course the coustomers i would come to know as regulars at the _____________ adult video store
i get there at 4 because im gonna start training on the register with manager cause well i had never used one and it not really a register its a computer before we start he say look imma let you know somthing cause you gonna hear me talking to alot of people in hear and I dont want to scare away from working here. he then say he is gay and ask if that is gonna be a problem im like these are my exact word " dude why you tell me that i dont care if you gay i work 8 hours i go home that you business " he says somthing to the effect of you probably go be able to make in this job cause the guy that came in befoe quit. he laughed showed me how to run my shift report and went back to his office
no sooner than he walk in to his office two 30 plus black chicks walk in to the store ,the managere pokes his head out of the office looks at the laides and say you got the register. im like yeah they proceed to walk pass all he regular movies and im like o these some fucking trannies they procede to pick out a gay movie from the 14.99 bin and come to the counter. at this point im like in my head im repeating over and over wtf wtf wtf wtf as i had not ever had a conversation with a tranny there was that dude in collegethat i had a class with that dressed like a woman well he wore blouses but our converstation was onsome him: any body sitting here. yeah shante in the bath room she coming back.
ass they are paying the manager comes to the regiter makes sure i ring it up right and the coustomers leave I look at him like nigga wtf just happend and ask where those trannys he like na the bitches come in here all the time they just like gay porn its gonna be wierd sturff like going on here.
as he is walking back to his office the employee that i will finish my training with is coming in looks at the person in the room with the cheap dvds it off to the side
he like damn who is that bitch
me: stone faced turn to him and blink twice
he like what you now her
i respond nah bobby thats a man
the puerto rican transexual that bobby had been refering to turns around like Gotch! and then skips ( no that is not a typo ) to the back room where the video boths are
bobby who i had only met once before looks at me and says with a look that is two parts embarassed and one part soul crushed "man i aint no fag man ididnt know." I believed him but
the rest of the night is just small talk about where i grew in NC and where he grew up in Michigan
and of course the coustomers i would come to know as regulars at the _____________ adult video store
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BeleeDatPleighboy
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this some crazy shit breh.....intersting thread tho.....and that book has the potential to be GOAT.
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Mdizzle9000
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there should be a reality show about this
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lordhonka2
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yeah i thought about that but my main job would have a problem with that and the store would loose coustomers cause the gay dudes would stop coming most of these guys have families or jobs that would look down on thier behavior
it would be a smash fucking hit though
it would be a smash fucking hit though
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Valentinez A. Kaiser
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twizza 77;2834780 said:
LOL it'd be even worse if you had the job of looking for a specific title that got "misplaced". You'd have no choice but to look at all the box covers to find it.
T/S couple of things....
1. What's the best-selling condom in your store?
2. What's the best-selling sex toy/sexual aide etc in your store?
On a more personal note....
3. Does your parents/family know you're working there and if so, how do they feel about it?
4. Same question as 3 except pertaining to your friends or ppl you go church with?
5. What does your fiancee make of all of this? From the conflict with her beliefs (I assume she a practising Christian as yourself), to general female insecurities e.g. you may be fucking the female customers (or even male), to you must watch a lot of freaky porn at work....does that mean you want/expect her to be a freak like the movies you sell/rent?
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lordhonka2;2831293 said:1 if you look at the eyes of the chicks on the cover of a porno you can clearly see the abscence of a soul
2. this shit is truley addictive there are people who come there every to days to RENT new porn and they have had accounts at this store
since 1990......1990
3. Gay dudes look like regular dudes and
3.1 niggas been gay for a long time dude came in and went to gay section he was old enought to be my dad I'm 30
4. alot of older couples in to porn. sold 4 movies to an old black couple they was like 55 or older
5. There are some men who would rather go to video booths than go home its sad
6. porn is alot like marijuana it bring people from differnt walks of life to the same place
7. drunk women + porn store =
8. drunk dudes + porn store =
9 cuckold stuff is real..... real gay. my boss who is a gay says it a gay set up to get straight guys to do gay shit dudes come in to the store with bad bitches leave with dudes and chick come back week later renting gay porn
10 two sexy lesbians is holy grail type shit.
11. there are women who really like to come to place like this and sit in front of a glory hole however 50% of them only look like women and the others are ugly and have no self asteem
learned alot more but felt like this was enough
the place is 24 hours 3rd shift friday night is at the same time great and disgusting
i dont touch shit in the store i bring my own sanitizer and lysol
ask question i will share all that i have seen
uptated with my first day its post number95
@all bolded:
I used to fuck around with a chick that worked at an adult shop back inna day, she pretty much said all of that. She told me that #11 happened a lot more often that she thought, and a lot of those women were professional types.
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lordhonka2
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Valentinez A. Kaiser;2839348 said:
1. i think the regular trojan im not sure sadly we dont sell alot of condoms
2. right now with women it is the rabbit and the jack rabbit and for men it the fake vagina things
3/4. my parents dont know but im 30 man i dont really have to tell them anything my sibling know my cousin know my friends know
5. my fiancee was like im glad u got a job imma just be thankful for that. she dosent care that i work there she used to pop in at random the first month after awhile she was like all you do is" watch tv" im like yeah and ocassionally rent out a movie but for the most part its nothing
so know she will come buy and bring me lunch or somthing but she cool with it. if she wasnt i would have quit.
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bootcheese3000
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lordhonka2;2834008 said:
aw man that's a cuckhold? do you know how many approaches i've had over the years by married white dudes asking me to do that shit? wanting to know how big my dick is and showing me pics of their wifey-fo'-lifey? shit creeps me out. maybe because i got that jailbait look since i look younger but come on son! shit has to stop somewhere.
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bootcheese3000
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lordhonka2;2834532 said:
or call it "smut & salvation: testing my faith in the adult entertainment industry".
how about "bible thumpin' and dry humpin': my life experience working at an adult sex shoppe"?
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