Install the app
How to install the app on iOS
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an alternative browser.
You should upgrade or use an alternative browser.
lordhonka2
New member
so yes i got married. yes I am still married. I might drop some stories but I am not sure when I am a lot busier than i was then got a kid now. on second thought ill post something soon. @Max i dont want to be an author at all. I just realizes that people had know Idea what is really happening and you cant make this type of stuff up.
lordhonka2
New member
@docholl!day nobody cleaned the booth between patron it got cleaned at 7:30 every morning by the cleaning crew i mention them in one of the stories and after that its another 24 hours disgust. oh i assume niggas was fapping why else would you go in there. well some niggas was fapping some was fucking dudes some would hang out in there all night looking for other dudes to leave with.
TRILLip Brooks
New member
Rofl
damobb2deep
New member
lol @ this thread... ive always wondered wtf is up with glory holes... shyt seems mad awkward 4 both sides......
lordhonka2
New member
Sorry ahead of time for the typos
A good day for me is bad for someone else. Or Not what she planned
At12:00 Midnight there are few thing more annoying than a loud tranny. The one thing more annoying is a flamboyantly gay man and a loud tranny. Enter “Debra” and Sean –pop . Ok so let me explain “Debra” is 300 pound transsexual man…. Women… Man shit I never know what to call them so she he is tranny/shemale a very tall and very loud tranny/shemale. “ Debra” has to wear an 16 or 17 shoe and is every bit of 6’4. “She” loves to let everyone know when “she” has arrived by coming in the door with a loud. HAY! The Diva has arrived. Sean-pop……. How exactly do I explain this. Sean-pop looks like Malik Yoba but gayer and with a bald head on which he wears a blue bandana tied in the back and shades and he has never come in the store not dressed in some kind of jogging suit with rings on almost every finger and a herring bone chain complete with matching bracelet, all sterling silver. There is the one day he came in with the metal chain around his neck. You know the thick kind niggas used to walk there pit bull with. But he explained that he only had it on that day cause (you have to say this as gay as possible) he “felt like bad dog .” he then growled and barked at “Debra.” Oh wait the most important part, Sean- pop is Sean -pop cause every time he says his name he makes a POP! Sound with his mouth. He does it other times but mostly when describing things. I don’t get it either but whatever.
Here is the thing these two are annoying but they are not the worst customers they come they pay they usually by something other than access to the back . Sean-pop always buys 5 dollars worth of incense because.. why not. They are generally good I am usually cordial with them. Tonight was no different. I spoke to them when they came in The two of them head to the back. Oh wait let me explain they are not a couple or even dating they are friends and they go to the back and post up in the booths with glory holes in them. This particular night was a good night, no stupid customers, it was double header basketball game on ( playoff basketball at that), and nobody tripping in the back a good day and boom it was about to get a little better cause. Low and behold and actual women was buzzing the door to get in. She was with two guy but I got to look at actual titties. She had a low cut top on and jeans and those flat shoes chicks wear I don’t know the name is but she looked pretty good. (Looking back on it she wasn’t that cute but she was a real woman. (Damn that sounded thirsty in my own head.) She shopped around and then ask me what was new in the store and I pointed out that the manager had just ordered a new line of dildos and dongs . (Sadly there is a difference.) She looked them over while the two guys she was with browsed the black porn section. She did not find a dildo she wanted and settled on a vibrator. 2 actually. It was two egg shaped vibrators attached to one cord. ( I remember that because I immediately thought, she gonna put one of them in her ass. Admittedly I got lil hard at the thought but I stayed focused.) As she waited for her change she struck up a conversation about how she “had a bad day but she was going to make it a good night.” I said “yeah I see.” She left as Debra and Sean-pop started to come out of the back. The two of them made one last lap around the store section witch isn’t that large and Sean-pop began searching through incenses saying “oooh girl smell this is smell just like scawberrys-pop- delicious.” Buy this time the lady and her two friends had left the store and I could see their car moving through the parking lot on the camera I lost sight of them as they got to the street and then a few seconds late I heard a loud crash and glass. Debra and Sean-pop went out the front door I went to the side door by the manager’s office. There laying in the street was a man who had once been on a motorcycle the lady’s car turn completely around facing the dying man from the motor cyle and the passengers of the car standing and starring. The bike laid 30 feet away in two parts traffic on the busy road had stopped or began to cross the median and go in the other direction some people pulled around.( I remembered thinking that they were disrespectful but who was gonna stop them)I called the police on the cordless phone I had kept in my back pocket. I could see other people call also. One man and women got out to see if the man from the motorcycle was alive I could hear the lady on the phone say “ he is bleeding bad. Should I take his helmet off? Then I heard the man with her say. I don’t feel a heartbeat.
The lady who was in the store sat in the median and smoked her Newport it seemed that she inhaled the whole thing in one pull. One of the guys with here sat buy her the other who was obviously shaken up was pacing back and forth.
I turned and now all 9 people that were in the store where now out talking about how loud the impact was.The police ended up roping off part of the store parking some drove over the grass to get out but the police shut that down. I turn to walk back in the store and heard Sean-pop say in the most masculine voice ever. Damn he really dead.
I found out sometime later that they charged the lady with misdemeanor homicide by vehicle. She came there for toy, killed someone , and went to jail. It wasn’t the night she had planned.
A good day for me is bad for someone else. Or Not what she planned
At12:00 Midnight there are few thing more annoying than a loud tranny. The one thing more annoying is a flamboyantly gay man and a loud tranny. Enter “Debra” and Sean –pop . Ok so let me explain “Debra” is 300 pound transsexual man…. Women… Man shit I never know what to call them so she he is tranny/shemale a very tall and very loud tranny/shemale. “ Debra” has to wear an 16 or 17 shoe and is every bit of 6’4. “She” loves to let everyone know when “she” has arrived by coming in the door with a loud. HAY! The Diva has arrived. Sean-pop……. How exactly do I explain this. Sean-pop looks like Malik Yoba but gayer and with a bald head on which he wears a blue bandana tied in the back and shades and he has never come in the store not dressed in some kind of jogging suit with rings on almost every finger and a herring bone chain complete with matching bracelet, all sterling silver. There is the one day he came in with the metal chain around his neck. You know the thick kind niggas used to walk there pit bull with. But he explained that he only had it on that day cause (you have to say this as gay as possible) he “felt like bad dog .” he then growled and barked at “Debra.” Oh wait the most important part, Sean- pop is Sean -pop cause every time he says his name he makes a POP! Sound with his mouth. He does it other times but mostly when describing things. I don’t get it either but whatever.
Here is the thing these two are annoying but they are not the worst customers they come they pay they usually by something other than access to the back . Sean-pop always buys 5 dollars worth of incense because.. why not. They are generally good I am usually cordial with them. Tonight was no different. I spoke to them when they came in The two of them head to the back. Oh wait let me explain they are not a couple or even dating they are friends and they go to the back and post up in the booths with glory holes in them. This particular night was a good night, no stupid customers, it was double header basketball game on ( playoff basketball at that), and nobody tripping in the back a good day and boom it was about to get a little better cause. Low and behold and actual women was buzzing the door to get in. She was with two guy but I got to look at actual titties. She had a low cut top on and jeans and those flat shoes chicks wear I don’t know the name is but she looked pretty good. (Looking back on it she wasn’t that cute but she was a real woman. (Damn that sounded thirsty in my own head.) She shopped around and then ask me what was new in the store and I pointed out that the manager had just ordered a new line of dildos and dongs . (Sadly there is a difference.) She looked them over while the two guys she was with browsed the black porn section. She did not find a dildo she wanted and settled on a vibrator. 2 actually. It was two egg shaped vibrators attached to one cord. ( I remember that because I immediately thought, she gonna put one of them in her ass. Admittedly I got lil hard at the thought but I stayed focused.) As she waited for her change she struck up a conversation about how she “had a bad day but she was going to make it a good night.” I said “yeah I see.” She left as Debra and Sean-pop started to come out of the back. The two of them made one last lap around the store section witch isn’t that large and Sean-pop began searching through incenses saying “oooh girl smell this is smell just like scawberrys-pop- delicious.” Buy this time the lady and her two friends had left the store and I could see their car moving through the parking lot on the camera I lost sight of them as they got to the street and then a few seconds late I heard a loud crash and glass. Debra and Sean-pop went out the front door I went to the side door by the manager’s office. There laying in the street was a man who had once been on a motorcycle the lady’s car turn completely around facing the dying man from the motor cyle and the passengers of the car standing and starring. The bike laid 30 feet away in two parts traffic on the busy road had stopped or began to cross the median and go in the other direction some people pulled around.( I remembered thinking that they were disrespectful but who was gonna stop them)I called the police on the cordless phone I had kept in my back pocket. I could see other people call also. One man and women got out to see if the man from the motorcycle was alive I could hear the lady on the phone say “ he is bleeding bad. Should I take his helmet off? Then I heard the man with her say. I don’t feel a heartbeat.
The lady who was in the store sat in the median and smoked her Newport it seemed that she inhaled the whole thing in one pull. One of the guys with here sat buy her the other who was obviously shaken up was pacing back and forth.
I turned and now all 9 people that were in the store where now out talking about how loud the impact was.The police ended up roping off part of the store parking some drove over the grass to get out but the police shut that down. I turn to walk back in the store and heard Sean-pop say in the most masculine voice ever. Damn he really dead.
I found out sometime later that they charged the lady with misdemeanor homicide by vehicle. She came there for toy, killed someone , and went to jail. It wasn’t the night she had planned.
BigBallsNoWorries
New member
Damn nigga u dropping short stories/novels in this bitch
Shorten that shit up wit some cliff notes or something
Shorten that shit up wit some cliff notes or something
lordhonka2
New member
@BigBallsNoWorries theat is the same lenght all the other stories. I guess i could shorten them but the detail is what makes the story imo unno
TRILLip Brooks
New member
With the internet, I don't even know why porn stores still exist.
Iceberg Slick
New member
My mom's uncle worked at the porn shop and got me a job there when I was around 15 with fake id. The pay was shitty and we both made money elsewhere cuz that job was shitty and the sex shop outlet was near a landfill so the area it was on reeked. Most niggas that go in there were Latino construction workers.
Splackavelli
New member
lordhonka2;6753493 said:@docholl!day nobody cleaned the booth between patron it got cleaned at 7:30 every morning by the cleaning crew i mention them in one of the stories and after that its another 24 hours disgust. oh i assume niggas was fapping why else would you go in there. well some niggas was fapping some was fucking dudes some would hang out in there all night looking for other dudes to leave with.
shits disgusting . one store in Miami beach viewing booths has a nice set up(oh god I can't believe i'm saying this) it's real spacious theres lawn chairs lots of room to stretch your legs air conditioned and each booth has a roll of paper towels in case it gets messy in there I never tried it though. *hangs head in shame for knowing this*
lordhonka2
New member
lordhonka2;2881103 said:Sometimes things just get way out of hand
The night had been long I got there at 12 and it seemed like time would not move. All night I have been battling this aging video machine. It goes out occasionly and had to be reset its not hard it just worrisome. I had a few unruley patrons and some guy who would not take his hood of at the door. That was sarey it is winter time but it either comes off or your not coming in. I would always thing to myself " I cant get shot in this hell hole."................................................... It was finally morning though the sun was out it looked fresh outside even though i knew it was a chilly morning. There had been no customers for hours and i had even gotten a little bit of nap. The mangager was gonna be here in 30 min and i could go home.
It was the weekend however and things could change quickly as I would soon find out. One car pulled up to the store middle aged whiteman hopped out, he had been there before but never really said much he just paid and went back. today was no differnt and as usual when one car pulls in another is not far behind it was the young mexican guy who I had to throw out my first week there he didnt come in. Another car pulled in and in this car was they guy that prompted the manager to whisper to me " watch this mutherfuker here he trouble." With him was a tall heavy set black man with a ball head. The two men couldnt be more opposites one the younger guy had a "straight off the black, I just stopped smoking a blunt and shooting my A.K. kinda look and the othe guy look like well more like he enjoyed tyler perry movies, and and making cookies. They walk in and look around and head right for the back. I say to them, "fellas its a dollar each to go to the back" they looked back and both came over looking while searching thier pants pockets for a dollar. They paid and went and begin walking to the back but the younger one looks back over his sholder at me and give me the head raised things, the wasup look. I gave him a sideways "eww nigga you gay look" he turned and went to the back. less than 5 mins later Reggie (not a nick name his real name) came in paid and went to the back but i really was looking at him because the middle aged white man had come out and was paying for a nude .( i dont understand either) Reggie goes in the back and the Gaythug ( witch apparently is an entire line of gay movies eww) comes out 2 minutes later walkes over to the counter where I am and says very quietly. "You look sleepy you tired." I even though i heard him said "huh?" I looked at the clock and in 20 min the manager would be here. "I looked at dude and said can i help you with somthing sir. " He ingored me and ask " do you sing you look like you can sing " I half not believing he just asked me that and half not really hearing what he said, looked at and him and said to him loudly "What!" "What are you talking about"
Iin the moment befoe he could answer. his friend came from the back pushing the half door from the hallway causing it to give a lout screech and the cleaning crew opened the front door and walked in. The gay thug then followed his friend out the front door pass the cleaning crew which consisted of two people Jo and the young guy who helps him Rico. I turn to jo and say wasup man he looks at me and "says you alright man" he could tell I was frustrated. I replied "im good man I hate this place sometimes" He lauged and come around the counter to pick up the keys to the back room and the room with the light controls for the back. Rico who probably doesnt know my name always refers to me as big homie. " aye wasup big homie" I reply nothing man another day another dollar" ............................................... I was looking at the camera when i saw Rico come running pass and to the door that leads to the back. He looks like he saw a ghost. Ayo man I need some help dude is passed out in the floor in the back. im stunned we both head to the back and he point at Reggie " Oh shit who is this I dont even remember him coming in I say" I had forgoten about reggie. we grab him and ask you man you alright what happend to you. he tries to talk but he cant and his eyes are rolling aroung like they arent attached to anything. Rico and I grab him on either side and drag him back out the front of the store where I get a chair and sit him in. but even though his eyes are open he cant talk or focus or hold his head up. by this time rico is smoking a cigarette and talking bout " this nigga look really high on something" I looked at him an his eyes where bulging out of his head it looked unreal. I asked rico for a cigarette i lit it looked up and jo came in the door from empting the trash. he looked at as then we looked at reggie and Jo asked what happend man. In unison Rico and I said " unno." I asked what I should do. Jo didnt say anything he took the other mop and begin mopping. I looked at Rico and he said " ah man big homie we gonna have to call and ambulance."
I dailed 911 and explained the situation the ambulance came 10 minutes later followed by may manager. He was like when i saw them turn in i thought some one had died................................................................ After the police left the managers office they stopped to talk to me and said that if i ever say the two guys ( the gay thug and his friend) that i should call them. they havent been back since.....................
Reggie from what I understand came back to get his car that night. the EMS said it appears that he took something and became sick..............
we never got the whole story
lordhonka2;6754551 said:Sean-pop always buys 5 dollars worth of incense because.. why not.
I don't know why this line had me cracking the fuck up...so unexpected.
illestni99ainne
New member
I'm glad this thread got reupped. Hoping some new stories are shared
themadlionsfan
New member
HE - LARRY - US
More Stories....especially about the musketeer
More Stories....especially about the musketeer
lordhonka2
New member
I only typed up a couple other stories I will post on wed.
Trill Gate$
New member
I can't believe this thread still isn't in the FOF
