So I showed my girl this and threatened to crack and egg on me
Her: Did she know this was going to happen was she like first she didn't flinch
Me: idk don't care bitch is disgusting
Her: I'ma do this to you but I'ma have the egg at least room temperature, what about a boiled egg or frozen egg so it slides down slow like a slushy
Me: (fills with the instant rage of a thousand fatherless niggas at school on bring your dad to school day with 0 father figures)
Her: what if I ride you and crack two eggs on you cod akimbo style
Me listen I'ma kill you straight up, the idea of treating me like some staircases dumpster bitch got me ready to do life don't fucking play with me that shit ain't funny
Her: I want to record it
Me: so I'ma just dump your ashes in a landfill
I'ma have to craketh the first eggeth this can't happen to me y'all ima just die soul just gonna leave my body and float away