So a skinny mexican pressed Brian Pumper for tryin to turn his Baby's Mama into the next Chippy D…

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Black_Samson;c-9708764 said:
Unchecked syphilis probably rotted the logic center of his brain.

Or something traumatic happened to him prior to porn.

You may be on to something cause smelling some random bitches stinky feet in an alley isn't normal. Then that shit with the white bitch in the car
 
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"what are you FEELING?"

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Black_Samson;c-9708764 said:
Unchecked syphilis probably rotted the logic center of his brain.

Or something traumatic happened to him prior to porn.

Somebody touched that boy. No jokes.
 
I seen his dick in the mouth of a girl while she sucks anotha. I seen his in pussy while anotha wz in said pussy he said it feels good to. B shaft to shaft
 
blackgod813;c-9712050 said:
I seen his dick in the mouth of a girl while she sucks anotha. I seen his in pussy while anotha wz in said pussy he said it feels good to. B shaft to shaft

U watching porn strictly for shafts huh.

Do Not Procreate
 
goldenja;c-9709766 said:
Anyone who uses sex as a tool for disrespect such as this "man" and is a fool.

Worked for Caesar... well until his best friend knifed him up
 
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blackgod813;c-9712050 said:
I seen his dick in the mouth of a girl while she sucks anotha. I seen his in pussy while anotha wz in said pussy he said it feels good to. B shaft to shaft

This can't be the nigga ya'll think is funny :s
 
LUClEN;c-9712231 said:
goldenja;c-9709766 said:
Anyone who uses sex as a tool for disrespect such as this "man" and is a fool.

Worked for Caesar... well until his best friend knifed him up

Bars

Nigga got him so good they made a word after him [brutal]

But if ur best friend shank u was yall really friends in the first place?
 
Gawd;c-9712327 said:
blackgod813;c-9712050 said:
I seen his dick in the mouth of a girl while she sucks anotha. I seen his in pussy while anotha wz in said pussy he said it feels good to. B shaft to shaft

This can't be the nigga ya'll think is funny :s

Bra i was not dping a druged out misguided lady..b pumper was..
 
kid_khameleon;c-9712630 said:
808HiLife808;c-9708512 said:
tf is this mf on??



I don't whats going on here, but this dude might actually be a surrealist comedy genius


He crack head funny. He obviously on something or it's the syphilis. He act like Ezell from Friday and people saying he homeless -which would explain why he fucking thots in parking garages, stairwells and cracking eggs on their heads- so it might be the smack he on.
 
So I showed my girl this and threatened to crack and egg on me

Her: Did she know this was going to happen was she like first she didn't flinch

Me: idk don't care bitch is disgusting

Her: I'ma do this to you but I'ma have the egg at least room temperature, what about a boiled egg or frozen egg so it slides down slow like a slushy

Me: (fills with the instant rage of a thousand fatherless niggas at school on bring your dad to school day with 0 father figures)

Her: what if I ride you and crack two eggs on you cod akimbo style

Me listen I'ma kill you straight up, the idea of treating me like some staircases dumpster bitch got me ready to do life don't fucking play with me that shit ain't funny

Her: I want to record it

Me: so I'ma just dump your ashes in a landfill

I'ma have to craketh the first eggeth this can't happen to me y'all ima just die soul just gonna leave my body and float away

 
Ghostdenithegawd;c-9712854 said:
So I showed my girl this and threatened to crack and egg on me

Her: Did she know this was going to happen was she like first she didn't flinch

Me: idk don't care bitch is disgusting

Her: I'ma do this to you but I'ma have the egg at least room temperature, what about a boiled egg or frozen egg so it slides down slow like a slushy

Me: (fills with the instant rage of a thousand fatherless niggas at school on bring your dad to school day with 0 father figures)

Her: what if I ride you and crack two eggs on you cod akimbo style

Me listen I'ma kill you straight up, the idea of treating me like some staircases dumpster bitch got me ready to do life don't fucking play with me that shit ain't funny

Her: I want to record it

Me: so I'ma just dump your ashes in a landfill

I'ma have to craketh the first eggeth this can't happen to me y'all ima just die soul just gonna leave my body and float away

I feel bad that you took the time to type this out :/
 
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