So a skinny mexican pressed Brian Pumper for tryin to turn his Baby's Mama into the next Chippy D…

[jono]

skinny niggas winning today

but I'm here kegally

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Kegals for the pussy i figure u would know that cus u came out of one B)

kegels are for both genders for males they make the erection stronger. you niggas have the sexual IQ of a comicon virgin.

^

I have had a weak dick all my life trust me i kno about erections

 

[CashmoneyDux]

So I showed my girl this and threatened to crack and egg on me

Her: Did she know this was going to happen was she like first she didn't flinch

Me: idk don't care bitch is disgusting

Her: I'ma do this to you but I'ma have the egg at least room temperature, what about a boiled egg or frozen egg so it slides down slow like a slushy

Me: (fills with the instant rage of a thousand fatherless niggas at school on bring your dad to school day with 0 father figures)

Her: what if I ride you and crack two eggs on you cod akimbo style

Me listen I'ma kill you straight up, the idea of treating me like some staircases dumpster bitch got me ready to do life don't fucking play with me that shit ain't funny

Her: I want to record it

Me: so I'ma just dump your ashes in a landfill

I'ma have to craketh the first eggeth this can't happen to me y'all ima just die soul just gonna leave my body and float away

You could have kept this story to yourself bruh

 

[PILL_COSBY]

 

[G.Avant]

If you crack his wife he gon get a knife

He tryna end your rise you better catch flight LMAO

 

[G.Avant]

*Its too late* LMFAO

 

[LUClEN]

Anyone who uses sex as a tool for disrespect such as this "man" and is a fool.

Worked for Caesar... well until his best friend knifed him up

Bars

Nigga got him so good they made a word after him [brutal]

But if ur best friend shank u was yall really friends in the first place?

Caesar shouldn't have been Stabbing son's wife with that pork sword, then