Skylar, teach us how to get these niggas to trick.

[a.mann]

@Picyonce

Why art thou summons thee?

Why hath thou summoned me?

:-B

 

[Crude_]

Had a couple of broads low key trying to feel my pulse to see if I was one of those type of niggaz.

I might present myself a little like a square at times but I'm no fool.

Had to let those hoes know look we can sit down enjoy one another's company, fuck, and I might even take you out to eat and/or a movie every now and then if I really like you, but I'm not paying bills anywhere I don't stay or giving you cash money for anything, so don't come to me with your sob stories.

I can go get some $30 hookers for that.

u tryin to convince us or urself?? lol

Just sharing a story.

 

[Roster Player #99]

i'll tell you how a bitch got me:

I smutted her, dropped her off at somebody house that was watchin her son. Before that, we stop at the store for rellos, I send her in, bitch kept my change.

Moral of the story, have a kid, have nigga send you in the store, keep the change.

 

[Kat]

imbecile*

it wasnt a spellin error bitch..

it was a typo.. but whatever the case..

how bout u correct ur life before ur attempts at correctin me..

What do you suggest boo?

Should I take up a pimp and let him get me right??

lol..foh.

 

[SixSickSins]

@Sixsicksins

I don't use men for personal financial/possession gain.

 

[Dupac]

i almost tricked once this was a long time ago....long long long.....loooong long time ago....

i had a couple dollars at the time and was feeling myself, had hella drink, hella smoke...i was like

"hmmmm, lemme see if i can get this little jump to come through"

called her up...shorty talking about she gotta be at work...

the chick worked at mcdonalds on the cash register... i was like...

"man fuck all that.....call out...how much you make an hour....i got you"

then i did the math....for some reason i sobered up......when she called back like

"iight i'm on my way over"

i was like

"naw yo...fuck that...go on head to work, something just came up"

fuck that.....

 

[Mr.LV]

Hop ya ass on top of that bathroom sink throw on some filters

 

[CapitalB]

imbecile*

it wasnt a spellin error bitch..

it was a typo.. but whatever the case..

how bout u correct ur life before ur attempts at correctin me..

What do you suggest boo?

Should I take up a pimp and let him get me right??

lol..foh.

we PimPs..

not miracle workers..

u need Jesus. hahaha

 

[Chi Snow]

@Allergens

 

[Roster Player #99]

i almost tricked this ws a long time ago....long long long.....loooong long time ago....

i had a couple dollars at the time and was feeling myself, had hella drink, hella smoke...i was like

"hmmmm, lemme see if i can get this little jump to come through"

called her up...shorty talking about she gotta be at work...

the chick worked at mcdonalds on the cash register... i was like...

"man fuck all that.....call out...how much you make an hour....i got you"

then i did the math....for some reason i sobered up......when she called back like

"iight i'm on my way over"

i was like

"naw yo...fuck that...go on head to work, something just came up"

fuck that.....

notice how this doesnt specify exactly when @MrsDu....

 

[OhMars]

Just having a vagina is enough in most cases.

Nah it's an art.

I remember the first time I met a female with a special talent for getting a dude to come off his money.

I was in awe, but I quickly learned I'm not about that life.

A broad could look like a model, give head like Karrine Steffans, fuck like a seasoned porn star, and have the intellect of the first lady and she still wouldn't get me to come off top with any dough.

This has more to do with a niggaz mindset than anything a female may or may not be doing.

Its just like pimping. She has to have a good game and a feeble minded or desperate nigga to run it on.

thats not PimPn u imbecil..

thats politics..

Is it me or did this statement not make any sense?

its u...

Can you break it down for a square like myself then. Politics you say? Do tell.

 

[Dupac]

i almost tricked this ws a long time ago....long long long.....loooong long time ago....

i had a couple dollars at the time and was feeling myself, had hella drink, hella smoke...i was like

"hmmmm, lemme see if i can get this little jump to come through"

called her up...shorty talking about she gotta be at work...

the chick worked at mcdonalds on the cash register... i was like...

"man fuck all that.....call out...how much you make an hour....i got you"

then i did the math....for some reason i sobered up......when she called back like

"iight i'm on my way over"

i was like

"naw yo...fuck that...go on head to work, something just came up"

fuck that.....

notice how this doesnt specify exactly when @MrsDu....

that's some bitch ass shit right there my nigga....u looking mad divaish right now

 

[Trollio]

I be looking to sponsors hoes but they say im too rough sexually.

Bitch shut up and take this dick while I put you in the camel clutch

 

[MsSouthern]

Of course most men on here will not admit to trickin

But lets be real honest ....it happens .... A lot .

I'm willing to bet 3/4 the men here either have done it or had a close friend who did

 

[Roster Player #99]

i almost tricked this ws a long time ago....long long long.....loooong long time ago....

i had a couple dollars at the time and was feeling myself, had hella drink, hella smoke...i was like

"hmmmm, lemme see if i can get this little jump to come through"

called her up...shorty talking about she gotta be at work...

the chick worked at mcdonalds on the cash register... i was like...

"man fuck all that.....call out...how much you make an hour....i got you"

then i did the math....for some reason i sobered up......when she called back like

"iight i'm on my way over"

i was like

"naw yo...fuck that...go on head to work, something just came up"

fuck that.....

notice how this doesnt specify exactly when @MrsDu....

that's some bitch ass shit right there my nigga....u looking mad divaish right now

chill out dog, me and her like best friends......she call me her brother in public.

 

[a.mann]

 

[Dupac]

i almost tricked this ws a long time ago....long long long.....loooong long time ago....

i had a couple dollars at the time and was feeling myself, had hella drink, hella smoke...i was like

"hmmmm, lemme see if i can get this little jump to come through"

called her up...shorty talking about she gotta be at work...

the chick worked at mcdonalds on the cash register... i was like...

"man fuck all that.....call out...how much you make an hour....i got you"

then i did the math....for some reason i sobered up......when she called back like

"iight i'm on my way over"

i was like

"naw yo...fuck that...go on head to work, something just came up"

fuck that.....

notice how this doesnt specify exactly when @MrsDu....

that's some bitch ass shit right there my nigga....u looking mad divaish right now

chill out dog, me and her like best friends......she call me her brother in public.

friendzone level #99

 

[Roster Player #99]

i almost tricked this ws a long time ago....long long long.....loooong long time ago....

i had a couple dollars at the time and was feeling myself, had hella drink, hella smoke...i was like

"hmmmm, lemme see if i can get this little jump to come through"

called her up...shorty talking about she gotta be at work...

the chick worked at mcdonalds on the cash register... i was like...

"man fuck all that.....call out...how much you make an hour....i got you"

then i did the math....for some reason i sobered up......when she called back like

"iight i'm on my way over"

i was like

"naw yo...fuck that...go on head to work, something just came up"

fuck that.....

notice how this doesnt specify exactly when @MrsDu....

that's some bitch ass shit right there my nigga....u looking mad divaish right now

chill out dog, me and her like best friends......she call me her brother in public.

friendzone level #99

thats funny she never told you....

 

[Star Nine]

aint no nigga paying shit for you with gorilla face

Says the man whos the biggest trick on the coli

 

[Chi Snow]

@Kai