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TheBoyRo;8641891 said:Snatch Some Collars;8513642 said:dalyricalbandit;8513352 said:
ChillaDaKilla;8641078 said:
I had to leave church cause I started to laugh after reading this. I'm in tears!!
This man in church not even tryna listen to The Word or read Scripture, but instead is reading from the good book of Scumbag!
Y'all nikkas mayne. lolololololol
ChillaDaGawd
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Cinco;8642281 said:
Sho ain't ......could've killed the bitch
All I knew was turn right =too much oxygen
Turn left = less oxygen
I didn't even know it would work...you gotta do what you gotta do tho
whoseworldisthis
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ChillaDaKilla;8642352 said:
Here is a handy chart for next time:
808HiLife808
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whoseworldisthis;8642436 said:ChillaDaKilla;8642352 said:
Here is a handy chart for next time:
Elzo69Renaissance
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Cain;8643606 said:
My nigga if im lying im flying..that day was some straight outta movie shit....i got my W on the church girl tho but still
blakfyahking
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Alpha_Ambition ;8639469 said:Might as well drop my L story.
A few years back at my first job out of college I fell for this chick who was one of my supervisors. She was cool af, but her husband was a piece of shit and everyone knew it. Anyways he goes to jail for like 3 months clearing all warrants and basically starting a new. She is not totally there at work, I comfort her (smh) and whatnot and get her number (trying to scumbag). We get to talking and I fall for her, she even says some shit like if she were single we would be together. So one day we all go out drinking with some co-workers (we still cool to this day) and it's semi ratchet club. Anyways she says lets dance I'm like ok then she starts grinding the shit outta me, my boy had the oh shit look. If anyone would saw us they would be like "oh he smashin tonight" End of the night everyone has chicks go back to my place then everyone leaves but us. I'm tryna smash and she's like im loyal I can't do this to my husband and leaves me with blue balls.
Fast forward 6 months she gets laid off and goes on vacation to let go of the stress, she comes back and finds her husband with another chick, red handed in her apt. She separates from him. So now I see it as a golden opportunity to swoop in
*charlie Murphy Voice* WRONG, WRONG
She ends up getting back with some other nigga that she said she was done with him. He was an asshole to her lol. She tells me I'm too nice and we should be friends. I flip out and cuss her out lol and I start being an dick to her.
Fast forward another 4 months to October in her Bday. She hits me up apologizing that she was wrong blah blah blah I fell for it SMH. I'm like whatever she said she's inviting people for her bday to the bar with a bunch of people I'm like cool I haven't seen a couple people in a minute. We go and guess who's there the other nigga who she failed to mention was going to be there SMH. Actually he wasn't at first he then shows up after 15 minutes. I had I eat ass face for a cool 10 minutes. I dont cause a scene and continue drinking with my boys.
Later that night I was like WTF to her and she says I thought you have matured and would be ok with him coming why are you mad SMH. To top things off I go the bathroom and there she is all on him drunk and he looks at me with the
Same exact look. Damn I was eating that L.
My boy saw that and bought me some drinks and some chicks and starting a convo and was like damn bruh I need to get you a Win lol
haha...if cuzzo had that look
then that means shorty was pillowtalking about u the whole time u were busy simpin her ass
extra etherous just cuz u know she had told him about u before while he was busy smashing the whole time SMH
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Alpha_Ambition
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blakfyahking;8644312 said:Alpha_Ambition ;8639469 said:Might as well drop my L story.
A few years back at my first job out of college I fell for this chick who was one of my supervisors. She was cool af, but her husband was a piece of shit and everyone knew it. Anyways he goes to jail for like 3 months clearing all warrants and basically starting a new. She is not totally there at work, I comfort her (smh) and whatnot and get her number (trying to scumbag). We get to talking and I fall for her, she even says some shit like if she were single we would be together. So one day we all go out drinking with some co-workers (we still cool to this day) and it's semi ratchet club. Anyways she says lets dance I'm like ok then she starts grinding the shit outta me, my boy had the oh shit look. If anyone would saw us they would be like "oh he smashin tonight" End of the night everyone has chicks go back to my place then everyone leaves but us. I'm tryna smash and she's like im loyal I can't do this to my husband and leaves me with blue balls.
Fast forward 6 months she gets laid off and goes on vacation to let go of the stress, she comes back and finds her husband with another chick, red handed in her apt. She separates from him. So now I see it as a golden opportunity to swoop in
*charlie Murphy Voice* WRONG, WRONG
She ends up getting back with some other nigga that she said she was done with him. He was an asshole to her lol. She tells me I'm too nice and we should be friends. I flip out and cuss her out lol and I start being an dick to her.
Fast forward another 4 months to October in her Bday. She hits me up apologizing that she was wrong blah blah blah I fell for it SMH. I'm like whatever she said she's inviting people for her bday to the bar with a bunch of people I'm like cool I haven't seen a couple people in a minute. We go and guess who's there the other nigga who she failed to mention was going to be there SMH. Actually he wasn't at first he then shows up after 15 minutes. I had I eat ass face for a cool 10 minutes. I dont cause a scene and continue drinking with my boys.
Later that night I was like WTF to her and she says I thought you have matured and would be ok with him coming why are you mad SMH. To top things off I go the bathroom and there she is all on him drunk and he looks at me with the
Same exact look. Damn I was eating that L.
My boy saw that and bought me some drinks and some chicks and starting a convo and was like damn bruh I need to get you a Win lol
haha...if cuzzo had that look
then that means shorty was pillowtalking about u the whole time u were busy simpin her ass
extra etherous just cuz u know she had told him about u before while he was busy smashing the whole time SMH
I figured that out after, I'm good now
This is something between scumbag and an L..
I been messing with this married woman called Eva for a few weeks.Her parents have this bungalow about a half hour drive away from me that they rent out as a holiday home.One Saturday afternoon she message me asking to meet up there (she had clearly planned it out) I get there and she like " I have the keys, wanna fool around?" I was a bit bugged out like "What if your dad shows up" she said no one would come because the place had just been cleaned so care taker would not be back Until Monday and her parents were in France or somewhere ( can't remember).I proceed to smashing this lady and performing just about every despicable sexual act on her.
Come super early Sunday morning we had to leave.She says that she always had spare keys and that she was driving through on her way back from some seminar and her parents didn't know she stopped by the holiday house.Her husband thought she was still at the hotel.Anyway we cleaned up the joint because some friends of the family (a couple) had rented the place for a couple of days.We just about to leave and I got a horny itch lol I decide I had to smash this female once more. We were in the bathroom so we start making out and am groping this chick like am checking if she ripe.I lifted her onto the sink , then proceeded to rattle the bitch. After I emptied my sac in the wench, I noticed there was water all over the floor. It was spilling down the back of the sink to the floor.I don't know if it was the weight of her big milf ass that caused it lol .Ol girl went into panic mode.
We were fucked , she couldn't call a plumber to fix it because she would have to explain to her parents what she was doing there and also it was impossible to get someone on such short notice.Also , the Caretaker is close friends with the family so calling him was out of the question. We decided to turn the water off at the mains , mop up the water on the floor and bounce. Anyway it turns out that the couple that rented the place after our little "meet" complained that there was no water in the bathroom. Caretaker had already been to the property to open up for the cleaner and check shit was running (Before Eva and I went over) , guy had even signed off the checklist sheet and all. He phoned back her dad like "It was fine when I last checked, these people broke the sink and turned off the mains!" . The couple of course denied it and turned into a big thing. Her dad being the old school stubborn fart that he is didn't budge. Last I heard they were gonna go to court or some shit to settle it. I been dodging Eva ever since yeah I know I aint shit but I got enough on my plate already.
No more married women for me.
I been messing with this married woman called Eva for a few weeks.Her parents have this bungalow about a half hour drive away from me that they rent out as a holiday home.One Saturday afternoon she message me asking to meet up there (she had clearly planned it out) I get there and she like " I have the keys, wanna fool around?" I was a bit bugged out like "What if your dad shows up" she said no one would come because the place had just been cleaned so care taker would not be back Until Monday and her parents were in France or somewhere ( can't remember).I proceed to smashing this lady and performing just about every despicable sexual act on her.
Come super early Sunday morning we had to leave.She says that she always had spare keys and that she was driving through on her way back from some seminar and her parents didn't know she stopped by the holiday house.Her husband thought she was still at the hotel.Anyway we cleaned up the joint because some friends of the family (a couple) had rented the place for a couple of days.We just about to leave and I got a horny itch lol I decide I had to smash this female once more. We were in the bathroom so we start making out and am groping this chick like am checking if she ripe.I lifted her onto the sink , then proceeded to rattle the bitch. After I emptied my sac in the wench, I noticed there was water all over the floor. It was spilling down the back of the sink to the floor.I don't know if it was the weight of her big milf ass that caused it lol .Ol girl went into panic mode.
We were fucked , she couldn't call a plumber to fix it because she would have to explain to her parents what she was doing there and also it was impossible to get someone on such short notice.Also , the Caretaker is close friends with the family so calling him was out of the question. We decided to turn the water off at the mains , mop up the water on the floor and bounce. Anyway it turns out that the couple that rented the place after our little "meet" complained that there was no water in the bathroom. Caretaker had already been to the property to open up for the cleaner and check shit was running (Before Eva and I went over) , guy had even signed off the checklist sheet and all. He phoned back her dad like "It was fine when I last checked, these people broke the sink and turned off the mains!" . The couple of course denied it and turned into a big thing. Her dad being the old school stubborn fart that he is didn't budge. Last I heard they were gonna go to court or some shit to settle it. I been dodging Eva ever since yeah I know I aint shit but I got enough on my plate already.
No more married women for me.
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ericb4prez
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Trollio ;8643740 said:
I said the same shit niggaz need to make it happen
Ghostdenithegawd
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so im talking to my cousin if you tell black bitches your married to a white broad there giving up the pussy easy
I'm such a scumbag man. Told this chick I was talking to I wanted to be in a relationship and now I'm avoiding her. We supposedly started one new year's eve and now I haven't spoken to her in 3 days. I just ain't attracted to her like that and to be honest a nigga likes that single man freedom. Tried telling her and she said she will give me a few days to think about it and she will stick by me but I don't plan on continuing talking to her. I ain't shit bro
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Knock_Twice
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Lol
My goodness you dudes need to be shot in the hip
Nigga said he lower the oxygen intake LMAO
*funeral tears*
My goodness you dudes need to be shot in the hip
Nigga said he lower the oxygen intake LMAO
*funeral tears*
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