geechee slim
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Recaptimus_Prime360;8633468 said:
Trust me, I tried to get yall them excluseez. But my phone keeps dying before I can spycam screenshot.
3 hours I wasted.
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Trust me, I tried to get yall them excluseez. But my phone keeps dying before I can spycam screenshot.
3 hours I wasted.
ChillaDaGawd
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geechee slim;8635713 said:Recaptimus_Prime360;8633468 said:
Trust me, I tried to get yall them excluseez. But my phone keeps dying before I can spycam screenshot.
3 hours I wasted.
Tell her take a pic for new year's
Recaptimus_Prime360
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geechee slim;8635713 said:Recaptimus_Prime360;8633468 said:
Trust me, I tried to get yall them excluseez. But my phone keeps dying before I can spycam screenshot.
3 hours I wasted.
This the type of pic you see on "Dateline" about a landlord caught spying on its tenants. Lol
Elzo69Renaissance
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Aite i told yall id bless yall w some stories on NYE to start the new years right......this onemight be the biggest L ive ever taken dont think besides the parties involved ive ever shared this story before...the following words are factual w no exaggeration.....Aite a while back im dating this girl, yall know im trying to grow up so i put my best foot forward, i pay for all dates, everything im being a super gentleman....shit gets so good im like she might be the one....she thought so as well, one day we are out she s like i want u to meet someone who besides you is the most important person in my life, im like wait what? Before i can even protest, homie is already there im like wtf? But he was this older gay black dude, was cool as shit, funny sidenote i pay the bill excuse myself and hit the bathroom come back this gay dude got all the leftovers in his plastic bag like im bout to go it was a pleasure meeting you thanks for dinner....i mean i aint want the shitty food anyway but my nigga u just gon bogart the leftovers while i hit the bathroom....anyway that was Friday night....i dont see her Saturday i was w my niggas shooting jumpers for money all night.....Sunday comes i wake i feel great i go for a jog, i then realizes im down the street from her crib...im thinking.let me stop by and say hello maybe go to breakfast...so i call she picks up half sleep call drops....i get to her building as i am looking for her buzzer to get buzzed in, i look to the left and see her coming out her crib w some lightskin G money looking ass nigga......yo my soul went super saiyan, straight flames.....a nigga went through all human emotions possible in a span of 30 seconds then thought about it....looked at homie told him like yo she s yo problem now....and went on and finshed my run...she tried to hit me up and explain the shit i just cut it off like do u knoe how close we all came to making the news and hiw dangerous ur behavior was....kept it moving and i was good but that night tho for the first time in my life i listened to this album in its entirety....the L was mine to bear
The next story is a W....
The next story is a W....
Recaptimus_Prime360
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Sooooo you got yo food AND yo girl snatched. Damn. Nigga got hit wit 2 piece CCCCCCCOOOOMMMBBOO L.
Elzo69Renaissance
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Recaptimus_Prime360;8635893 said:
It wasnt my girl anyway if she could get snatched.....but i swear God wanted me to take and save me from a greater L...if i get to her crib 5 mins later i dont ebpven catch coming out the crib and every thing goes on without a hitch
Elzo69Renaissance
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@Recaptimus_Prime360 i just remembered the L didnt stop there that day so literally while im listening to 808 and Heartbreaks....my bottom chick who was down for me and down for anything hits me up and says she cant fuck w me no more until she fixes her relationship w God...yo that shit had me dying laughing.....but that entire day was some savage Ls for your boy
Alpha_Ambition
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Might as well drop my L story.
A few years back at my first job out of college I fell for this chick who was one of my supervisors. She was cool af, but her husband was a piece of shit and everyone knew it. Anyways he goes to jail for like 3 months clearing all warrants and basically starting a new. She is not totally there at work, I comfort her (smh) and whatnot and get her number (trying to scumbag). We get to talking and I fall for her, she even says some shit like if she were single we would be together. So one day we all go out drinking with some co-workers (we still cool to this day) and it's semi ratchet club. Anyways she says lets dance I'm like ok then she starts grinding the shit outta me, my boy had the oh shit look. If anyone would saw us they would be like "oh he smashin tonight" End of the night everyone has chicks go back to my place then everyone leaves but us. I'm tryna smash and she's like im loyal I can't do this to my husband and leaves me with blue balls.
Fast forward 6 months she gets laid off and goes on vacation to let go of the stress, she comes back and finds her husband with another chick, red handed in her apt. She separates from him. So now I see it as a golden opportunity to swoop in
*charlie Murphy Voice* WRONG, WRONG
She ends up getting back with some other nigga that she said she was done with him. He was an asshole to her lol. She tells me I'm too nice and we should be friends. I flip out and cuss her out lol and I start being an dick to her.
Fast forward another 4 months to October in her Bday. She hits me up apologizing that she was wrong blah blah blah I fell for it SMH. I'm like whatever she said she's inviting people for her bday to the bar with a bunch of people I'm like cool I haven't seen a couple people in a minute. We go and guess who's there the other nigga who she failed to mention was going to be there SMH. Actually he wasn't at first he then shows up after 15 minutes. I had I eat ass face for a cool 10 minutes. I dont cause a scene and continue drinking with my boys.
Later that night I was like WTF to her and she says I thought you have matured and would be ok with him coming why are you mad SMH. To top things off I go the bathroom and there she is all on him drunk and he looks at me with the
Same exact look. Damn I was eating that L.
My boy saw that and bought me some drinks and some chicks and starting a convo and was like damn bruh I need to get you a Win lol
A few years back at my first job out of college I fell for this chick who was one of my supervisors. She was cool af, but her husband was a piece of shit and everyone knew it. Anyways he goes to jail for like 3 months clearing all warrants and basically starting a new. She is not totally there at work, I comfort her (smh) and whatnot and get her number (trying to scumbag). We get to talking and I fall for her, she even says some shit like if she were single we would be together. So one day we all go out drinking with some co-workers (we still cool to this day) and it's semi ratchet club. Anyways she says lets dance I'm like ok then she starts grinding the shit outta me, my boy had the oh shit look. If anyone would saw us they would be like "oh he smashin tonight" End of the night everyone has chicks go back to my place then everyone leaves but us. I'm tryna smash and she's like im loyal I can't do this to my husband and leaves me with blue balls.
Fast forward 6 months she gets laid off and goes on vacation to let go of the stress, she comes back and finds her husband with another chick, red handed in her apt. She separates from him. So now I see it as a golden opportunity to swoop in
*charlie Murphy Voice* WRONG, WRONG
She ends up getting back with some other nigga that she said she was done with him. He was an asshole to her lol. She tells me I'm too nice and we should be friends. I flip out and cuss her out lol and I start being an dick to her.
Fast forward another 4 months to October in her Bday. She hits me up apologizing that she was wrong blah blah blah I fell for it SMH. I'm like whatever she said she's inviting people for her bday to the bar with a bunch of people I'm like cool I haven't seen a couple people in a minute. We go and guess who's there the other nigga who she failed to mention was going to be there SMH. Actually he wasn't at first he then shows up after 15 minutes. I had I eat ass face for a cool 10 minutes. I dont cause a scene and continue drinking with my boys.
Later that night I was like WTF to her and she says I thought you have matured and would be ok with him coming why are you mad SMH. To top things off I go the bathroom and there she is all on him drunk and he looks at me with the
Same exact look. Damn I was eating that L.
My boy saw that and bought me some drinks and some chicks and starting a convo and was like damn bruh I need to get you a Win lol
Recaptimus_Prime360
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Alpha_Ambition ;8639469 said:Might as well drop my L story.
A few years back at my first job out of college I fell for this chick who was one of my supervisors. She was cool af, but her husband was a piece of shit and everyone knew it. Anyways he goes to jail for like 3 months clearing all warrants and basically starting a new. She is not totally there at work, I comfort her (smh) and whatnot and get her number (trying to scumbag). We get to talking and I fall for her, she even says some shit like if she were single we would be together. So one day we all go out drinking with some co-workers (we still cool to this day) and it's semi ratchet club. Anyways she says lets dance I'm like ok then she starts grinding the shit outta me, my boy had the oh shit look. If anyone would saw us they would be like "oh he smashin tonight" End of the night everyone has chicks go back to my place then everyone leaves but us. I'm tryna smash and she's like im loyal I can't do this to my husband and leaves me with blue balls.
Fast forward 6 months she gets laid off and goes on vacation to let go of the stress, she comes back and finds her husband with another chick, red handed in her apt. She separates from him. So now I see it as a golden opportunity to swoop in
*charlie Murphy Voice* WRONG, WRONG
She ends up getting back with some other nigga that she said she was done with him. He was an asshole to her lol. She tells me I'm too nice and we should be friends. I flip out and cuss her out lol and I start being an dick to her.
Fast forward another 4 months to October in her Bday. She hits me up apologizing that she was wrong blah blah blah I fell for it SMH. I'm like whatever she said she's inviting people for her bday to the bar with a bunch of people I'm like cool I haven't seen a couple people in a minute. We go and guess who's there the other nigga who she failed to mention was going to be there SMH. Actually he wasn't at first he then shows up after 15 minutes. I had I eat ass face for a cool 10 minutes. I dont cause a scene and continue drinking with my boys.
Later that night I was like WTF to her and she says I thought you have matured and would be ok with him coming why are you mad SMH. To top things off I go the bathroom and there she is all on him drunk and he looks at me with the
Same exact look. Damn I was eating that L.
My boy saw that and bought me some drinks and some chicks and starting a convo and was like damn bruh I need to get you a Win lol
That s*** was hard to read brotha. I felt that ether. Damn.
Alpha_Ambition
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Recaptimus_Prime360;8639724 said:Alpha_Ambition ;8639469 said:Might as well drop my L story.
A few years back at my first job out of college I fell for this chick who was one of my supervisors. She was cool af, but her husband was a piece of shit and everyone knew it. Anyways he goes to jail for like 3 months clearing all warrants and basically starting a new. She is not totally there at work, I comfort her (smh) and whatnot and get her number (trying to scumbag). We get to talking and I fall for her, she even says some shit like if she were single we would be together. So one day we all go out drinking with some co-workers (we still cool to this day) and it's semi ratchet club. Anyways she says lets dance I'm like ok then she starts grinding the shit outta me, my boy had the oh shit look. If anyone would saw us they would be like "oh he smashin tonight" End of the night everyone has chicks go back to my place then everyone leaves but us. I'm tryna smash and she's like im loyal I can't do this to my husband and leaves me with blue balls.
Fast forward 6 months she gets laid off and goes on vacation to let go of the stress, she comes back and finds her husband with another chick, red handed in her apt. She separates from him. So now I see it as a golden opportunity to swoop in
*charlie Murphy Voice* WRONG, WRONG
She ends up getting back with some other nigga that she said she was done with him. He was an asshole to her lol. She tells me I'm too nice and we should be friends. I flip out and cuss her out lol and I start being an dick to her.
Fast forward another 4 months to October in her Bday. She hits me up apologizing that she was wrong blah blah blah I fell for it SMH. I'm like whatever she said she's inviting people for her bday to the bar with a bunch of people I'm like cool I haven't seen a couple people in a minute. We go and guess who's there the other nigga who she failed to mention was going to be there SMH. Actually he wasn't at first he then shows up after 15 minutes. I had I eat ass face for a cool 10 minutes. I dont cause a scene and continue drinking with my boys.
Later that night I was like WTF to her and she says I thought you have matured and would be ok with him coming why are you mad SMH. To top things off I go the bathroom and there she is all on him drunk and he looks at me with the
Same exact look. Damn I was eating that L.
My boy saw that and bought me some drinks and some chicks and starting a convo and was like damn bruh I need to get you a Win lol
That s*** was hard to read brotha. I felt that ether. Damn.
That was tough typing it I was getting heated remembering all of that shit
Alpha_Ambition ;8639767 said:Recaptimus_Prime360;8639724 said:Alpha_Ambition ;8639469 said:Might as well drop my L story.
A few years back at my first job out of college I fell for this chick who was one of my supervisors. She was cool af, but her husband was a piece of shit and everyone knew it. Anyways he goes to jail for like 3 months clearing all warrants and basically starting a new. She is not totally there at work, I comfort her (smh) and whatnot and get her number (trying to scumbag). We get to talking and I fall for her, she even says some shit like if she were single we would be together. So one day we all go out drinking with some co-workers (we still cool to this day) and it's semi ratchet club. Anyways she says lets dance I'm like ok then she starts grinding the shit outta me, my boy had the oh shit look. If anyone would saw us they would be like "oh he smashin tonight" End of the night everyone has chicks go back to my place then everyone leaves but us. I'm tryna smash and she's like im loyal I can't do this to my husband and leaves me with blue balls.
Fast forward 6 months she gets laid off and goes on vacation to let go of the stress, she comes back and finds her husband with another chick, red handed in her apt. She separates from him. So now I see it as a golden opportunity to swoop in
*charlie Murphy Voice* WRONG, WRONG
She ends up getting back with some other nigga that she said she was done with him. He was an asshole to her lol. She tells me I'm too nice and we should be friends. I flip out and cuss her out lol and I start being an dick to her.
Fast forward another 4 months to October in her Bday. She hits me up apologizing that she was wrong blah blah blah I fell for it SMH. I'm like whatever she said she's inviting people for her bday to the bar with a bunch of people I'm like cool I haven't seen a couple people in a minute. We go and guess who's there the other nigga who she failed to mention was going to be there SMH. Actually he wasn't at first he then shows up after 15 minutes. I had I eat ass face for a cool 10 minutes. I dont cause a scene and continue drinking with my boys.
Later that night I was like WTF to her and she says I thought you have matured and would be ok with him coming why are you mad SMH. To top things off I go the bathroom and there she is all on him drunk and he looks at me with the
Same exact look. Damn I was eating that L.
My boy saw that and bought me some drinks and some chicks and starting a convo and was like damn bruh I need to get you a Win lol
That s*** was hard to read brotha. I felt that ether. Damn.
That was tough typing it I was getting heated remembering all of that shit
Recaptimus_Prime360
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Lol @ his homebou feeling sorry for him. Damn. I know that was hurtful to watch from his p.o.v.
Lol
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Alpha_Ambition ;8639469 said:Might as well drop my L story.
A few years back at my first job out of college I fell for this chick who was one of my supervisors. She was cool af, but her husband was a piece of shit and everyone knew it. Anyways he goes to jail for like 3 months clearing all warrants and basically starting a new. She is not totally there at work, I comfort her (smh) and whatnot and get her number (trying to scumbag). We get to talking and I fall for her, she even says some shit like if she were single we would be together. So one day we all go out drinking with some co-workers (we still cool to this day) and it's semi ratchet club. Anyways she says lets dance I'm like ok then she starts grinding the shit outta me, my boy had the oh shit look. If anyone would saw us they would be like "oh he smashin tonight" End of the night everyone has chicks go back to my place then everyone leaves but us. I'm tryna smash and she's like im loyal I can't do this to my husband and leaves me with blue balls.
Fast forward 6 months she gets laid off and goes on vacation to let go of the stress, she comes back and finds her husband with another chick, red handed in her apt. She separates from him. So now I see it as a golden opportunity to swoop in
*charlie Murphy Voice* WRONG, WRONG
She ends up getting back with some other nigga that she said she was done with him. He was an asshole to her lol. She tells me I'm too nice and we should be friends. I flip out and cuss her out lol and I start being an dick to her.
Fast forward another 4 months to October in her Bday. She hits me up apologizing that she was wrong blah blah blah I fell for it SMH. I'm like whatever she said she's inviting people for her bday to the bar with a bunch of people I'm like cool I haven't seen a couple people in a minute. We go and guess who's there the other nigga who she failed to mention was going to be there SMH. Actually he wasn't at first he then shows up after 15 minutes. I had I eat ass face for a cool 10 minutes. I dont cause a scene and continue drinking with my boys.
Later that night I was like WTF to her and she says I thought you have matured and would be ok with him coming why are you mad SMH. To top things off I go the bathroom and there she is all on him drunk and he looks at me with the
Same exact look. Damn I was eating that L.
My boy saw that and bought me some drinks and some chicks and starting a convo and was like damn bruh I need to get you a Win lol
See nah, this is when u switch up and get @ one of her homegirls. Get in her ear on some playa shit, loosin' her up, buy her drinks then go out on the dance floor and let her commence to backin' her ass up on ya and then look over towards ol' girl and hit her wit da Kirk Cousins look *YOU LIKE DAT?! YOU LIKE DAT?!!!!*
I got a homeboy who's notorious for doin' that to ho's that ain't bitin', jus move along and holla @ the friend. And the crazy shit is that it works majority of the time. The otha bish be mad! lol
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ChillaDaGawd
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I originally dropped this story in the summer. The Incident where the site shut down and got upgraded removed it so I'm putting it back up. Back when I was a teenager there were one a lot of bad ass females in the school. One of them though was this hood ass white girl from the trailer park. Bitch was bad like a young Annika Albrite if I could make a comparison. She was sexy as fuck ...nice round ass and perky breasts. I used to tease the fuck out of her and she was feeling a nigga too always telling me she wanted to suck me off after school.
The problem was her hating ass granny. ..old as shit probably lived long enough to see the Civil War. Now her granny wasn't racist but she was strict as fuck. We couldn't go to her room in the double wide shit we had to have at least 10 inches between us on the couch. Granny was adamant about not taking care of no babies. The other problem was I couldn't take her to my crib from River Rogue to Downtown Detroit is was 57 miles.
Fucc all dat. We were both trying to fuck but granny was always the big obstacle in the way. ...until I came up with a plan. Granny was old as shit....being that old she needed help breathing from an oxygen tank. I ended up going over her house as usual and we ended up watching tv....Granny fell asleep in the middle but that wasn't enough..I slowly reached over and lowered the oxygen on the tank...causing her to fall into a deep sleep. ...next thing you know im fucking ole girl on the couch in front of her half dead...half sleep drooling ass granny
The problem was her hating ass granny. ..old as shit probably lived long enough to see the Civil War. Now her granny wasn't racist but she was strict as fuck. We couldn't go to her room in the double wide shit we had to have at least 10 inches between us on the couch. Granny was adamant about not taking care of no babies. The other problem was I couldn't take her to my crib from River Rogue to Downtown Detroit is was 57 miles.
Fucc all dat. We were both trying to fuck but granny was always the big obstacle in the way. ...until I came up with a plan. Granny was old as shit....being that old she needed help breathing from an oxygen tank. I ended up going over her house as usual and we ended up watching tv....Granny fell asleep in the middle but that wasn't enough..I slowly reached over and lowered the oxygen on the tank...causing her to fall into a deep sleep. ...next thing you know im fucking ole girl on the couch in front of her half dead...half sleep drooling ass granny
Recaptimus_Prime360
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ChillaDaKilla;8641078 said:
REAL...MUTHA...FUCCIN...TEARS!!!!!!!!
AYE THIS NIGGA PUT GRANNY IN A COMA TO GET PUSSY!! COT DAMN!! LOL!!!
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