scumbag!

[JonnyRoccIT]

I Swear Deadeye done posted that same Meme bout Selmteen times this week brah . . .

 

[Knock_Twice]

Ol to be continue ass nigga,

nigga got me upset and shit

My bad scums..

I aint doing that shit wit my stories no mo..fuck

This nigga's Act 1 & Act 2 shit done piss me off

 

[deadeye]

I Swear Deadeye done posted that same Meme bout Selmteen times this week brah . . .

Nah, only twice this week.

 

[Alpha_Ambition]

I Swear Deadeye done posted that same Meme bout Selmteen times this week brah . . .

he been posting that since he started posting lol

 

[Alpha_Ambition]

Aight lemme pick back up where I left off

So I made this bitch feel like shit because of her pops (like a true scumbag)

She reckons she'll make it up to me now so I'm buzzing. Next Wednesday we roll on over to hers and we get to freaking, she says "pick a room" and I'm thinking "fuck, revenge on my mind", nigga had me sweating at work like Pinky crying in Next Friday SMH so we proceed to get down to business...I ate her out, smashed kidneys then I sprayed all on the niggas sheets for that payback icing on the cake.

So this continued for about a month, until we fucked up. I left a hickey on her neck? Maaaaaaaannnn her pops saw that shit and beat her. She came to school the next day with an eye like Red from Friday. I didn't even feel bad smh.

She tells me in one weeks time they moving back. (Check the audacity from her here) she begging me now to pay for HER ticket to fly back, asking can she live with me, basically run away. I'm like fuck it, peep this....

I go along with it "yeah babe you can, it's cool my parents are sweet, we can go back on holiday etc"

The bitch moved, I blocked her number and all contacts/social media. Bitch gets her cousin to inbox me crying, non stop for bout a week. Cousin begging me to call her, even got her uncle to try convince me lol.

They all ended up getting the block.

#HeartlessScumbag

I didn't know which KG gif to choose so here's all 3 lol

 

[deadeye]

I Swear Deadeye done posted that same Meme bout Selmteen times this week brah . . .

he been posting that since he started posting lol

Not with the "U Mad?" meme though.

 

[Tsotsi Cape Town]

Man I know I ain't shit lol peep game....

So around H/S graduation it's sorta like ritual to go on what we call "leavers" which is basically a week of getting fucked up and bagging bitches.

So I book in advance a real nice condo, I'm talking penthouse suit type shit here, and I was working heavy after exams so I had the paper to stunt.

So I'm rolling with a gang of homies, at an EDM concert (plenty white bitches go to these) and one of my homies catches a busta tryna stunt, had about a couple g's worth of money held up in the air like the Statue of Liberty too, so at this moment we doing paper scissors rock like dragon ball z, debating who gonna swoop in, it fell on me smh.

(You gotta know, this was when I had legs, I'm talm bout Justin Gatlin type speed, I was heavy into athletics around this age). So I kamikaze in from the side like Superman but instead of punching I manage to snatch the money, my nigga I tell you, I never had an adrenaline rush like this befo, the boy was drunk so before he could catch my face I was gone like the wind.

Come to find out that nigga was crying, made local news, talking about what had happened, ended up going home that night LOL.

I felt no remorse what so ever. Was BMF with his cash too, till this day we still joke about that shit, just hope karma don't come round to bite me in the ass :'(

 

[Lurkristocrat]

Man I know I ain't shit lol peep game....

So around H/S graduation it's sorta like ritual to go on what we call "leavers" which is basically a week of getting fucked up and bagging bitches.

So I book in advance a real nice condo, I'm talking penthouse suit type shit here, and I was working heavy after exams so I had the paper to stunt.

So I'm rolling with a gang of homies, at an EDM concert (plenty white bitches go to these) and one of my homies catches a busta tryna stunt, had about a couple g's worth of money held up in the air like the Statue of Liberty too, so at this moment we doing paper scissors rock like dragon ball z, debating who gonna swoop in, it fell on me smh.

(You gotta know, this was when I had legs, I'm talm bout Justin Gatlin type speed, I was heavy into athletics around this age). So I kamikaze in from the side like Superman but instead of punching I manage to snatch the money, my nigga I tell you, I never had an adrenaline rush like this befo, the boy was drunk so before he could catch my face I was gone like the wind.

Come to find out that nigga was crying, made local news, talking about what had happened, ended up going home that night LOL.

I felt no remorse what so ever. Was BMF with his cash too, till this day we still joke about that shit, just hope karma don't come round to bite me in the ass :'(

 

[Mastery]

Man I know I ain't shit lol peep game....

So around H/S graduation it's sorta like ritual to go on what we call "leavers" which is basically a week of getting fucked up and bagging bitches.

So I book in advance a real nice condo, I'm talking penthouse suit type shit here, and I was working heavy after exams so I had the paper to stunt.

So I'm rolling with a gang of homies, at an EDM concert (plenty white bitches go to these) and one of my homies catches a busta tryna stunt, had about a couple g's worth of money held up in the air like the Statue of Liberty too, so at this moment we doing paper scissors rock like dragon ball z, debating who gonna swoop in, it fell on me smh.

(You gotta know, this was when I had legs, I'm talm bout Justin Gatlin type speed, I was heavy into athletics around this age). So I kamikaze in from the side like Superman but instead of punching I manage to snatch the money, my nigga I tell you, I never had an adrenaline rush like this befo, the boy was drunk so before he could catch my face I was gone like the wind.

Come to find out that nigga was crying, made local news, talking about what had happened, ended up going home that night LOL.

I felt no remorse what so ever. Was BMF with his cash too, till this day we still joke about that shit, just hope karma don't come round to bite me in the ass :'(

Right? That ain't no scumbag shit. That's just plain thievery yo. Haha

 

[AP21]

i'on like thieves

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Man I know I ain't shit lol peep game....

So around H/S graduation it's sorta like ritual to go on what we call "leavers" which is basically a week of getting fucked up and bagging bitches.

So I book in advance a real nice condo, I'm talking penthouse suit type shit here, and I was working heavy after exams so I had the paper to stunt.

So I'm rolling with a gang of homies, at an EDM concert (plenty white bitches go to these) and one of my homies catches a busta tryna stunt, had about a couple g's worth of money held up in the air like the Statue of Liberty too, so at this moment we doing paper scissors rock like dragon ball z, debating who gonna swoop in, it fell on me smh.

(You gotta know, this was when I had legs, I'm talm bout Justin Gatlin type speed, I was heavy into athletics around this age). So I kamikaze in from the side like Superman but instead of punching I manage to snatch the money, my nigga I tell you, I never had an adrenaline rush like this befo, the boy was drunk so before he could catch my face I was gone like the wind.

Come to find out that nigga was crying, made local news, talking about what had happened, ended up going home that night LOL.

I felt no remorse what so ever. Was BMF with his cash too, till this day we still joke about that shit, just hope karma don't come round to bite me in the ass :'(

You sir, are despicable. May someone Usain Bolt you outta your favorite Transformers action figure.

GOOD DAY!

 

[crownedwise]

Aight so. I started this job back in 2006, but the job was so fukin wack I decided day 1 imma go through the little 3 week training and then quit cause they had snacks and all that shit and I aint have shit else to do from like 8am to 1 so fuk it.

So week 2 day 4 finally picked a broad to get with in the class. Turned out day 5 was some night class bs so it was 6 to 10. I went anyway.

So the class ends and everybodys leaving. On the most nonsensical lack off gameness I think possible I went up to the broad and said, and count the words, " hey do you have some pretty feet? I bet my feet look better than yours." After that exchange she asked if she could chill with me so I said " sure, but I need to take my homeboy home too." Took my ngga home. Fked her outside in the whip. Took her back to the job. Told her to " take it easy". Left and never spoke to that broad ever again. My ngga was like yo, this broad keep came to my house looking for you. Broad tried to text and sht. Not even sure why I did that sht. Sex was decent enough. Never knew her name...

 

[crownedwise]

Yo then in 2007 I had this ex girlfriend from high school, but we had broken up in high school and she was in college like a junior or some sht.

She came over to my house excited af saying her bf had proposed to her last week... And then I fked her that night. Females scandalous bruh.

 

[crownedwise]

2008. Was tryin to pull this stripper. Bad ass laosian broad if that's spelled right. Got her number. Seem like she was stuntin tho. So I got her cousin number that was strippin at the same place.

Was text and talkin to the original stripper, but I couldnt set sht like I wanted. Vibin and sht. It seem like she wanted a relationship. She was so bad. Said fk it. Text the cousin askin if she was dtf. Green light ngga. Smashed. Little drive tho.

Went to my homeboy graduation few days later. She lived close by. Smashed and showed out to the point this broad started cookin and all that sht. Then the first stripper walked in lookin mad as a mfer. I was still textin her. Worst part I dead ass was aimin for the 3 some.

It was a no go.

 

[MallyG]

Aight so. I started this job back in 2006, but the job was so fukin wack I decided day 1 imma go through the little 3 week training and then quit cause they had snacks and all that shit and I aint have shit else to do from like 8am to 1 so fuk it.

So week 2 day 4 finally picked a broad to get with in the class. Turned out day 5 was some night class bs so it was 6 to 10. I went anyway.

So the class ends and everybodys leaving. On the most nonsensical lack off gameness I think possible I went up to the broad and said, and count the words, " hey do you have some pretty feet? I bet my feet look better than yours." After that exchange she asked if she could chill with me so I said " sure, but I need to take my homeboy home too." Took my ngga home. Fked her outside in the whip. Took her back to the job. Told her to " take it easy". Left and never spoke to that broad ever again. My ngga was like yo, this broad keep came to my house looking for you. Broad tried to text and sht. Not even sure why I did that sht. Sex was decent enough. Never knew her name...

Wait..... What?? lol

I just knew u was about to say she walked off on yo ass. What type of woman go for that shit?

That bish sound lightweight retarded bruh....

I ain't een mad @'cha tho.

 

[crownedwise]

Aight so. I started this job back in 2006, but the job was so fukin wack I decided day 1 imma go through the little 3 week training and then quit cause they had snacks and all that shit and I aint have shit else to do from like 8am to 1 so fuk it.

So week 2 day 4 finally picked a broad to get with in the class. Turned out day 5 was some night class bs so it was 6 to 10. I went anyway.

So the class ends and everybodys leaving. On the most nonsensical lack off gameness I think possible I went up to the broad and said, and count the words, " hey do you have some pretty feet? I bet my feet look better than yours." After that exchange she asked if she could chill with me so I said " sure, but I need to take my homeboy home too." Took my ngga home. Fked her outside in the whip. Took her back to the job. Told her to " take it easy". Left and never spoke to that broad ever again. My ngga was like yo, this broad keep came to my house looking for you. Broad tried to text and sht. Not even sure why I did that sht. Sex was decent enough. Never knew her name...

Wait..... What?? lol

I just knew u was about to say she walked off on yo ass. What type of woman go for that shit?

That bish sound lightweight retarded bruh....

I ain't een mad @'cha tho.

Real sht. She was an average ass broad of average ass intelligence. Youd be surprised what kinda sht can fly ngga. Me and my ngga once sat and just ended every sentence with " but he's a good guy. A real good guy." And broads was rollin off that sht and then smash action. Think ppl put to much thought into pullin jump offs. My other ngga was like dog, all I do now is walk up to broads and say "fk something". Ngga said pussy game sky rocketed. Wife these broads if you want. Laughs.

 

[MallyG]

Aight so. I started this job back in 2006, but the job was so fukin wack I decided day 1 imma go through the little 3 week training and then quit cause they had snacks and all that shit and I aint have shit else to do from like 8am to 1 so fuk it.

So week 2 day 4 finally picked a broad to get with in the class. Turned out day 5 was some night class bs so it was 6 to 10. I went anyway.

So the class ends and everybodys leaving. On the most nonsensical lack off gameness I think possible I went up to the broad and said, and count the words, " hey do you have some pretty feet? I bet my feet look better than yours." After that exchange she asked if she could chill with me so I said " sure, but I need to take my homeboy home too." Took my ngga home. Fked her outside in the whip. Took her back to the job. Told her to " take it easy". Left and never spoke to that broad ever again. My ngga was like yo, this broad keep came to my house looking for you. Broad tried to text and sht. Not even sure why I did that sht. Sex was decent enough. Never knew her name...

Wait..... What?? lol

I just knew u was about to say she walked off on yo ass. What type of woman go for that shit?

That bish sound lightweight retarded bruh....

I ain't een mad @'cha tho.

Real sht. She was an average ass broad of average ass intelligence. Youd be surprised what kinda sht can fly ngga. Me and my ngga once sat and just ended every sentence with " but he's a good guy. A real good guy." And broads was rollin off that sht and then smash action. Think ppl put to much thought into pullin jump offs. My other ngga was like dog, all I do now is walk up to broads and say "fk something". Ngga said pussy game sky rocketed. Wife these broads if you want. Laughs.

Oh I know ho's can be got by the simplest/silliest shit. Bitches like funny dudes (or what they deem as funny or jokes). That feet thing just sounded mad awkard. lol.... But as strange as it did sound, I've seen ho's bite off of FAR worse.

 

[geechee slim]

[quote="Knock_Twice;8559725]

2 dollas say Gee will smash his cuzin chick before she leaves LOL

[/quote]

Boy......

Have I got a story for you....

You called it Knock, you called it just a few days ago....

I'm working up the story now but I just left church.

 

[gns]

Knock mighta called it

But i encouraged it from the beginning

Hurry up with the story and pics homeboy

 

[Mastery]

I'm working up the story now but I just left church.

Hurry up with the story and pics homeboy

This nigga said fuck Church, hurry yo ass home Geechie and commence to story telling nigga haha