scumbag!

[AZTG]

@AZTG what happened brotha

Aint shit happen man. Argument over nothing, we both being hard headed. Something small as hell but ill end this engagement over some bullshit like this. Smh

You bout to set yourself up for failure....

If it's like that, don't get married lol

Me and my girl barely ever argue. And we never had an arguement over anything meaningful, but when we argue, we both get hard headed. We gon be good. And if not fuck it.

 

[AZTG]

Fuck this engagement shit bruh. Me and my girl already had a huge fight. Shit aint looking good. I got this bitch number from this coffee shop I go to today just incase I need some pussy to clear my head. Smmfh.

Welcome back brother.

Aye, fuck you man. Haha

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Aye this nigga AZTG ain't slick. He tryin to instigate beef so SHE will call off the engagement. Nigga pickin fights over the littlest things

Him: Joanna! JOANNA!

*fiancée runs in the room*

Her: What!

Him: Da f*** is this?

Her: What are you talkin about?

*AZ pointing at counter*

Him: THIS! You see this piece of lint on the counter? Why wasn't this thrown away?

Her: You called me ov....

Him: I don't wanna hear it! This could've gotten in my food, cause me to choke and DIE! You tryin to kill me woman?!?!?! Are you plotting on me?? Is that why you wanna marry me? For the insurance money?!?!?! I knew proposing was a mistake! I dunno if I can do this. This...this is too much for me. You are something else.

*walks out hoping when he comes back she agrees and calls off engagement. text side chick to be on stand-by*

 

[Arya Tsaddiq]

@AZTG what happened brotha

Aint shit happen man. Argument over nothing, we both being hard headed. Something small as hell but ill end this engagement over some bullshit like this. Smh

You bout to set yourself up for failure....

If it's like that, don't get married lol

Me and my girl barely ever argue. And we never had an arguement over anything meaningful, but when we argue, we both get hard headed. We gon be good. And if not fuck it.

I'm saying tho...

You JUST said it was over nothing...

Then in the same sentence said you'll end the engagement over it....

You don't want to get married bruh.

If it's like THAT....dont do that to her or yourself. Last serious post I'm making in here.

 

[Alpha_Ambition]

Man my boy's girl was like you need to come to ATL you'll like it because... (this is in front of everyone)..some bs reasons. Long story short I walk into his room(door wide open) to ask what her what her friends look like when I go down there. I get halfway in and she in panties but she don't see my face and says get out unless you tryna go in. I hesitated but almost went scumbag aka @Mastery on this chick because she was looking right smh. He came asking about it and blamed on some new dude and got away Scott free lol. Just needed to share almost ruined a 10 year friendship smh

 

[Alpha_Ambition]

Man my boy's girl was like you need to come to ATL you'll like it because... (this is in front of everyone)..some bs reasons. Long story short I walk into his room(door wide open) to ask what her what her friends look like when I go down there. I get halfway in and she in panties but she don't see my face and says get out unless you tryna go in. I hesitated but almost went scumbag aka @Mastery on this chick because she was looking right smh. He came asking about it and blamed on some new dude and got away Scott free lol. Just needed to share almost ruined a 10 year friendship smh

smh i dont remember typing this at all. drunk posting 101

 

[deadeye]

Man my boy's girl was like you need to come to ATL you'll like it because... (this is in front of everyone)..some bs reasons. Long story short I walk into his room(door wide open) to ask what her what her friends look like when I go down there. I get halfway in and she in panties but she don't see my face and says get out unless you tryna go in. I hesitated but almost went scumbag aka @Mastery on this chick because she was looking right smh. He came asking about it and blamed on some new dude and got away Scott free lol. Just needed to share almost ruined a 10 year friendship smh

smh i dont remember typing this at all. drunk posting 101

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

Putting money on the Jags !!!!!!!

Whoo whoo

 

[Mastery]

Putting money on the Jags !!!!!!!

Whoo whoo

Flagged, accordingly.

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

Oh shit I put this on Scumbag my bad y'all

After winning though I grabbed the nearest woman and told her I wanted to eat her ass for brunch

S' cool right

 

[MallyG]

Oh shit I put this on Scumbag my bad y'all

After winning though I grabbed the nearest woman and told her I wanted to eat her ass for brunch

S' cool right

Aye this nikka said brunch..... I cannot!

L M A O ! ! !

 

[geechee slim]

Yo where m'man at what that part 2? Been waiting all day for that shit.

 

[Mastery]

Part 2. Coming soon, I'm at work right now.

Let me guess nigga. You STILL at work?

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

@Tsotsi Cape Town say bruh, we gonna need that Pt.2 like ASAP.

Tell your boss you got important matters you need to take care of. They'll understand.

 

[AP21]

bannedz make her dance

 

[geechee slim]

^^^ I got that

 

[geechee slim]

So I work with this old guy named Harold. One day, Harold, a few older coworkers and I are talking about getting older. They don't know I'm 30 now. So Harold is talking about me being young, healthy, and fast.

I say "Well I must be getting older because every time I stand in front of my house door I suddenly really need to pee!" They laughed, I was joking around. But Harold goes on about bladder infections and asparagus. Old guy shit. So I went back to work.

I see this chick Mara and I'm chatting her up at the front desk. Harold comes around with a bottle of Lucozade.

I'm like "what's that?" He says

"Hydration is what it is. This'll help you with your pissing problem."

.... In front of everybody.

 

[gns]

I aint drink lucozade in a minute that was red bull b4 red bull.

Secondly u gotta watch them old niggaz. U might think he just old and tryna help but wrong place wrong time

Meanwhile he's mara sugardaddy shaming u on purpose for standing too close.

Old nigz r devious when it comes to hoes.

 

[geechee slim]

I aint drink lucozade in a minute that was red bull b4 red bull.

Secondly u gotta watch them old niggaz. U might think he just old and tryna help but wrong place wrong time

Meanwhile he's mara sugardaddy shaming u on purpose for standing too close.

Old nigz r devious when it comes to hoes.

Yeah, they do be talking up a storm. You absolutely right.

 

[Inglewood_Fatty]

so time goes on, we get back together, we break up, we get back together, break up, the cycle repeats itself.

and one time, i cant remebmer the exact convo but she questions my performance in the sack... and i replied (i dont know why), something along the lines of "cus your pussy feel different everytime we fuck, its confusing me, cus sometimes you real tight and sometimes you like loose, not real loose but loose"...now remember at this time she the only bitch i fucked..... so i was genuinely confused, like how is it so. and she looks me dead in the eye and ses "probably cus sometimes i fucked (insert her original ex from my first posts name here)". so yeh apparantly everytime we broke up she was fucking her ex. bear in mind when we broke up it was her choice, and we always broke up when he got back into the country...so yeh do the math

L6, L7...you know what i aint counting the Ls no more

im not even gonna go into the rest of the story cus its too long but the ultimate L was so toward the end of our 3 year r/ship, we were talking about marriage and shit, butch got me looking at places for us to get married and blah blah blah... i find somwhere (yup sucka shit) and she like nah i want this one (way more expensive), im like cool let me check it out, come back like "yeh thats cool", she like nah actually i want this one (even more expensive)... im like ok but this is the one.....then she turn around and say "BDBDBD this aint gonna happen"..... "the fuck you mean this aint gonna happen?"

long story short, she turn around and tell me... "im getting married"...im like "yeh i know im looking at all these stupid fucking buildings i cant afford of course we getting married" and she says "nah im not getting married to you im getting married to my ex" (not verbatim)

lord of lords... my heart. MY LORD, the way my heart sunk to the soles of my feet.