scumbag!

[ericb4prez]

Knock and Geechee be painting vivid pictures wit their stories.

For real. Fuck a book. We need a cable or internet show for their stories lmao

Animated youtube series

 

[808HiLife808]

so my chick went on vacay.

the DAY after she leaves i randomly bump into this chick i used to mess with and we start catchin up and what not. i let her know my situation and all that good shit, but shes talking about going out. i think it was halloween or something. so were hittin club after club, gettin drinks all that shit im in her ear HARD lol. walkin to another spot were all hugged up and run into her ex. she looks all nervous and runs over to talk to him and shit..whatever. i tell her im keepin it movin and she comes running up behind me. we end up in this jamaican dancehall spot were FUCKED UP and i got her flowin lol. we leave and go back to her place..all over me. outta nowhere she stops and says she cant because shes not tryna be a sidechick or a mistress or however the fuk she put it. i wasnt about to beg so im like fukkit. now shes talkin about going to stay at her moms for the night or something, but as shes saying this i see shes hittin the ex up. now im a little bit hot lol, i warmed that shit up thats sposed to be me, but im not about to beg. as i leave i see her leaving and not going the way to her moms but i dont care no more..im hittin up a backup plan to meet me at my place so i cant get this frustration out.

so im at home with the backup plan, and now the other chick is blowin my phone UP, but i didnt care no more. check my messages the next day. fukkin chick talkin about she fell asleep at the wheel, totaled her car and some other parked cars, got arrested, and a dui...

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

so my chick went on vacay.

the DAY after she leaves i randomly bump into this chick i used to mess with and we start catchin up and what not. i let her know my situation and all that good shit, but shes talking about going out. i think it was halloween or something. so were hittin club after club, gettin drinks all that shit im in her ear HARD lol. walkin to another spot were all hugged up and run into her ex. she looks all nervous and runs over to talk to him and shit..whatever. i tell her im keepin it movin and she comes running up behind me. we end up in this jamaican dancehall spot were FUCKED UP and i got her flowin lol. we leave and go back to her place..all over me. outta nowhere she stops and says she cant because shes not tryna be a sidechick or a mistress or however the fuk she put it. i wasnt about to beg so im like fukkit. now shes talkin about going to stay at her moms for the night or something, but as shes saying this i see shes hittin the ex up. now im a little bit hot lol, i warmed that shit up thats sposed to be me, but im not about to beg. as i leave i see her leaving and not going the way to her moms but i dont care no more..im hittin up a backup plan to meet me at my place so i cant get this frustration out.

so im at home with the backup plan, and now the other chick is blowin my phone UP, but i didnt care no more. check my messages the next day. fukkin chick talkin about she fell asleep at the wheel, totaled her car and some other parked cars, got arrested, and a dui...

 

[Cinco]

so my chick went on vacay.

the DAY after she leaves i randomly bump into this chick i used to mess with and we start catchin up and what not. i let her know my situation and all that good shit, but shes talking about going out. i think it was halloween or something. so were hittin club after club, gettin drinks all that shit im in her ear HARD lol. walkin to another spot were all hugged up and run into her ex. she looks all nervous and runs over to talk to him and shit..whatever. i tell her im keepin it movin and she comes running up behind me. we end up in this jamaican dancehall spot were FUCKED UP and i got her flowin lol. we leave and go back to her place..all over me. outta nowhere she stops and says she cant because shes not tryna be a sidechick or a mistress or however the fuk she put it. i wasnt about to beg so im like fukkit. now shes talkin about going to stay at her moms for the night or something, but as shes saying this i see shes hittin the ex up. now im a little bit hot lol, i warmed that shit up thats sposed to be me, but im not about to beg. as i leave i see her leaving and not going the way to her moms but i dont care no more..im hittin up a backup plan to meet me at my place so i cant get this frustration out.

so im at home with the backup plan, and now the other chick is blowin my phone UP, but i didnt care no more. check my messages the next day. fukkin chick talkin about she fell asleep at the wheel, totaled her car and some other parked cars, got arrested, and a dui...

Ain't that the truth

 

[AP21]

Whats her friends IG

Knock cousin prolly bullshittin

Nah mane,

I can't even put it out there, I showed that boy @ap12, he seen her Lol...

Niggas dont care bout ap12 seeing the shit. Let ya fellow brothers of the IC eat...

damn lurk lol

she nice too nigga! HA!!

 

[geechee slim]

Lemme find out they fucked in my livin room while I'm gone

So wait, are yall roommates or does he stay with you?

I was staying by myself for maybe 3 years, and my cousin moved in with me and pays half of all the bills. but I still consider it my home, and everything in that house I put it there. That towel rack, I built with these hands. So imagine coming into your bathroom for 3 weeks straight and you see this.

Now I'm concerned. If this bish got a toothbrush in here then its over for my cousin. Is she living here? Define "living." In the state of South Carolina, if my roommate lets his girlfriend sleep, bath, and brush teeth here for 30 days, that's a common law marriage. He would then legally be obligated to assist her in moving [out].

I come home from work, all by myself, and she's in his room with the door open. "Hello...?" She says whats up, and aks me "how fast is your wifi?"

Dis niggarette. Anyway, I go in the kitchen and she says "You guys got any bowls or plates I can eat with?" I say "you can clean out one of my cousin's plates... Matter fact, text him I said get some tupperware, dishwashing liquid, and drain cleaner."

She says "whats your name again?"

I'm Irah.

"Amara?"

No, I'm Irah.

"Oh... Amara is such a cute name."

As soon as I open my laptop I get the message "YOU HAVE USED 300GB OF XFINITY BROADBAND. YOU WILL INCURE OVERAGES. " No wonder she asked me about the wifi. She burned through it binge-watching movies. She brings true meaning to Netflix and chill... and the bish can't pronounce my name.

For the rest of the week, they'd smash all night. I finally asked him befor he hopped in the bathroom. You know how you yell in a whisper? I say, "Cuz... is she LIVING here?!?" He exhales, "only until she can get a new place."

He looks at me like "what's the problem?" I say

"well damn, can she cook? She been here must be 3 weeks! Shes fuckin you but she don't feed me.Tell her to pick up a broom or something. I got trash and a sink fulla dishes!"

He must've soaked it all in. I wake up around 1pm next morning. I hop out the room like "*sniff sniff* What the hell is that smell?"

Oh shit, this bish done went and got a coffe maker. My cousin comes through like father Bradey and says "careful, It's still hot." Im like when did you get a coffee maker. He says "She bought it this morning. It gave us something to do while we clean the floors and wash she dishes." She comes behind him and gives a look. Word? My dishes hadn't been cleaned in like 4+ months.

I say, "you washed my dishes? Thank you so much."

She says "your welcome, Amara."

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

nigga ur life is a Wayans Bros episode

 

[geechee slim]

I don't even drink coffee.

 

[Lurkristocrat]

Geechee at this point needs to give shawty an ultimatum. Cuz they ho-ing u right now bruh.

 

[AP21]

damn, my apt had that EXACT countertop set up. Knobs, handles and all

 

[caddo man]

I would sit down with the cousin to really find out the living arrangements and her actually finding a new place.

I know from experience that mfer get comfortable real quick. I would tell your cousin she has 1 or 2 months to find a place depending on her situation or they will both be looking for a spot.

Ask her where her friends at? If she not supplying more pussy opportunities. She is damn near useless.

Extra shit from a ol head view:

Spoiler

Damn at yall only having one bathroom. Invest in paperplates and plastic ware. Keep down on washing dishes as a bachelor. I lived off of crock pots and frozen food for damn near three years.

Also use her womanly view to help spruce up the place. A trip to family Dollar or Dollar General for pictures and other shit can help score better. Chick help me on that and women were actually impressed by the decor. Make her take all her shit back to their room also(curlers, hair grease, etc.). Cut down you having to explain shit to women when they come over.

 

[Knock_Twice]

Mane

I don't know about yall scums but that boy Gee be having them stories Lol

2 dollas say Gee will smash his cuzin chick before she leaves LOL

I mean.......

*the nigga with the golds* gif

 

[Mastery]

Mane

I don't know about yall scums but that boy Gee be having them stories Lol

2 dollas say Gee will smash his cuzin chick before she leaves LOL

I mean.......

*the nigga with the golds* gif

Couldn't be me bruh haha

Niggas scared to leave they bitches around me because of my past. My brothers included. Lmao!

I remember one night my brothers girl called and asked the significant other for a ride to work but she was busy so she asked me if I would, which I was cool with. Met her out front of their apartments, took her to work.

Well apparently the next day my brothers girl was on the phone with my significant other and was telling her that when she got home from work, my brother started questioning her. Lol

Was that my brother that came and picked you up?

Why didn't you text me to tell me after you got in the car it was him and not her?

What did the nigga say to you?

Did he flirt with you?

Did he try to get at you?

Significant other looking at me like "why would he think that about you?"

Me: "That nigga just insecure is all"

 

[gns]

Mastery an awful person and his own fam knows

Smh for shame

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Mastery an awful person and his own fam knows

Smh for shame

Surprised that nigga hasn't mentioned having any gun shot or stab wounds from nigga's tryin to kill his azzz. Lol

 

[lord nemesis]

I need to see this roommate bitch

 

[Mastery]

Mastery an awful person and his own fam knows

Smh for shame

They knew because I would always share my exploits with them haha or they would witness it first-hand.

*fam sees me getting dropped off at the house by some chick*

"Ay nigga ain't that Sean's girl?"

Mastery an awful person and his own fam knows

Smh for shame

Surprised that nigga hasn't mentioned having any gun shot or stab wounds from nigga's tryin to kill his azzz. Lol

Nothing to report on that bruh. Call me lucky, but I've never been got at for fucking with another niggas bitch, let alone threatened.

 

[deadeye]

So, this guy has been hitting me up on snap chat sending pics constantly I hit back with "hi" this fool send me a pic with a girl and the caption always and forever wifey.

his girl was surprisingly really pretty.

@gotdamkam

That was probably his girl who sent you that pic.

 

[deadeye]

Brought a chick to the hotel...she brought her baby...

Didn't want the kid to watch....so we made a bed for the kid in one of the dresser drawers....

And closed the drawer.....

Never cried, not even once..that kid slept good

 

[deadeye]

So, this guy has been hitting me up on snap chat sending pics constantly I hit back with "hi" this fool send me a pic with a girl and the caption always and forever wifey.

his girl was surprisingly really pretty.

@gotdamkam

That was probably his girl who sent you that pic.

Fuck is wrong with you this post was made in May.........get off the internet

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