geechee slim
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I'm in tears man. Knawm-sayeth. LMFAO
*Insert Jordan meme here*
*Insert Jordan meme here*
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ChillaDaGawd
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Sheeeeeeeed
Put it on a t shirt
Put it on a t shirt
Arya Tsaddiq
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@"geechee slim"
LOL....man i wanted to goat that post about your convo with your pops...
But the pork rhines brotha....
LOL....man i wanted to goat that post about your convo with your pops...
But the pork rhines brotha....
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ChillaDaGawd
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You niggas and this part 2 coming soon. Shit...this ain't Trapped in the closet
Alpha_Ambition
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geechee slim;8579827 said:So, Thanksgiving's passed and two birthdays and I still have 1.5 roommates. These niggas is loud when they fuckin at night. I have one bathroom, so let's just say I knew when she was on her period. BEST SLEEP I EVER HAD that week. I was finally gaining some of my inner soul back. I told him to move his bed to the other side of the room where his TV is. And if you're gonna make love, turn your tv ALL THE WAY UP. So one day, his room is almost empty. He removed his TV and audio equipment. His room is hollow with an echo now. All he has to do is move his bed to the other side ofthe room. He says "I'll do it tomorrow."
Before I go to bed, I like to load a youtube interview and play audio till I fall asleep. So as soon as one of my shows went off, I woke up to Ol girl making those noises.
He got no rhythm. That "phwap" noise when you hittin it from the back should be a concistant TAP TAP TAP. But nah, this nigga like TAP... TAP TAP.... T-TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP.... TAP TAP.
Sound like he was sending a booty morse code.
And since the room is hollow now, I hear every thing. I can feel every footstep. I can hear them niggas breathe. Niggas is fucking like they invented the remix.
And she be making noises that don't match her face. And I be wondering if they're fucking to the music I'm playing in my room. They've completely ruined Cassey's "Me and You."
So I yell "TURN UP!" That's code for turn up your tv. This nigga actually says to me through his wall, "I don't have anything to turn up." I awkwardly say, "You know, you right." He says "Can you help us out?"
Let that sink in.....
I say "OK, Ash and Pikachu." If I'm lyin, I'm flyin. I actually got up and turned the audio up for them. The nigga said "thanks" through the wall.
I tried to sleep but couldn't. I still don't know if the shit was funny, or did it backfire on me? Shit felt like my team lost the game. Now I'm all fucked up. I can't be in my room unless I play music or some dumb TEDx Talk just so I don't hear them. I was eating some fruit loops. I hear both of them niggas exhale ecstasy loudly. Dawg, I choked on the fruit loops. Milk came out of my nose and felt like fire. My eyes watering cuz there's unchewed cereal crumbs between my tongue and throat. Niggas ruined my sleep and breakfast. Am I being scumbagged?
Meanwhile, back at Daddy's house....
Me and pops is like Clipse. Benz Convoy with a wagon on the side. The topic of my roommate came up. I told him most of what's been happening. Including the fucking. I say "She might be using him." Without missing a beat he says,
"Of course..... (*eats pork rhines and changes through TV stations*)
Well son, that girl might got a trick up her sleeve. Especially if that's his first gal?
Sheeeeeeeeed
Oh hell no, son. That's puddy in her hands right they nah.
Sheeeeeeed, she probably got kicked out her old boyfriend house... Then stepped to the nearest nice guy she could find. Now you gotta worry bout this knucklehead in your neighborhood.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeed
He know where you live, make no doubt about it. Yeah, she caught your cousin and she'll fuck um dry. At least we ain't gotta question about yo cousin no more. I used to wonder about him. But don't let that trick you son, cuz even them moist boys won't turn down no woman. Especially if it's a sure thing?
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeed. Think these hoes won't lift they legs for a roof over they head. You say they washed the dishes? But don't ruin this for your cousin. Let her straighten-him-out knawm sayin? I ain't gone say nothing. That's you're third roommate."
your pops clay davis man?
Alpha_Ambition ;8580415 said:geechee slim;8579827 said:So, Thanksgiving's passed and two birthdays and I still have 1.5 roommates. These niggas is loud when they fuckin at night. I have one bathroom, so let's just say I knew when she was on her period. BEST SLEEP I EVER HAD that week. I was finally gaining some of my inner soul back. I told him to move his bed to the other side of the room where his TV is. And if you're gonna make love, turn your tv ALL THE WAY UP. So one day, his room is almost empty. He removed his TV and audio equipment. His room is hollow with an echo now. All he has to do is move his bed to the other side ofthe room. He says "I'll do it tomorrow."
Before I go to bed, I like to load a youtube interview and play audio till I fall asleep. So as soon as one of my shows went off, I woke up to Ol girl making those noises.
He got no rhythm. That "phwap" noise when you hittin it from the back should be a concistant TAP TAP TAP. But nah, this nigga like TAP... TAP TAP.... T-TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP.... TAP TAP.
Sound like he was sending a booty morse code.
And since the room is hollow now, I hear every thing. I can feel every footstep. I can hear them niggas breathe. Niggas is fucking like they invented the remix.
And she be making noises that don't match her face. And I be wondering if they're fucking to the music I'm playing in my room. They've completely ruined Cassey's "Me and You."
So I yell "TURN UP!" That's code for turn up your tv. This nigga actually says to me through his wall, "I don't have anything to turn up." I awkwardly say, "You know, you right." He says "Can you help us out?"
Let that sink in.....
I say "OK, Ash and Pikachu." If I'm lyin, I'm flyin. I actually got up and turned the audio up for them. The nigga said "thanks" through the wall.
I tried to sleep but couldn't. I still don't know if the shit was funny, or did it backfire on me? Shit felt like my team lost the game. Now I'm all fucked up. I can't be in my room unless I play music or some dumb TEDx Talk just so I don't hear them. I was eating some fruit loops. I hear both of them niggas exhale ecstasy loudly. Dawg, I choked on the fruit loops. Milk came out of my nose and felt like fire. My eyes watering cuz there's unchewed cereal crumbs between my tongue and throat. Niggas ruined my sleep and breakfast. Am I being scumbagged?
Meanwhile, back at Daddy's house....
Me and pops is like Clipse. Benz Convoy with a wagon on the side. The topic of my roommate came up. I told him most of what's been happening. Including the fucking. I say "She might be using him." Without missing a beat he says,
"Of course..... (*eats pork rhines and changes through TV stations*)
Well son, that girl might got a trick up her sleeve. Especially if that's his first gal?
Sheeeeeeeeed
Oh hell no, son. That's puddy in her hands right they nah.
Sheeeeeeed, she probably got kicked out her old boyfriend house... Then stepped to the nearest nice guy she could find. Now you gotta worry bout this knucklehead in your neighborhood.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeed
He know where you live, make no doubt about it. Yeah, she caught your cousin and she'll fuck um dry. At least we ain't gotta question about yo cousin no more. I used to wonder about him. But don't let that trick you son, cuz even them moist boys won't turn down no woman. Especially if it's a sure thing?
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeed. Think these hoes won't lift they legs for a roof over they head. You say they washed the dishes? But don't ruin this for your cousin. Let her straighten-him-out knawm sayin? I ain't gone say nothing. That's you're third roommate."
your pops clay davis man?
Even more hilarious if you read what his Pops said in Clay Davis' voice.
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geechee slim
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Judge_Judah;8580224 said:@"geechee slim"
LOL....man i wanted to goat that post about your convo with your pops...
But the pork rhines brotha....
Nigga... you flagged me for abuse. LMAO.
geechee slim
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I know it's irrelevant but that's how my pops talk for real. And he's 5x more geechie than me. He's always trippin about me being darker than him.
"sheeeeeeeeed" @ 1:13
"sheeeeeeeeed" @ 1:13
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Recaptimus_Prime360
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Cinco;8582744 said:
...he proposed. Enuff said.
geechee slim
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Tsotsi Cape Town;8579705 said:
Come on man, you must work on another planet.
Pick up from meeting pops at the door.
Arya Tsaddiq
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AZTG;8582894 said:
You bout to set yourself up for failure....
If it's like that, don't get married lol
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