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Recaptimus_Prime360
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AZTG;8262918 said:
F@@@ yall niggas mayne! Lol!
Naw I took the L that night. Like I said, I didn't care I'd she ended up smashing ole boy. Bit to ask me if I wanted us to sit, chill, and eat up MY pound cake...nay...NAY I SAY!!
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Cain;8264729 said:
AYE! Yo azzz can't drive past a McDonald's w/o tearing up. KYS Cain.
I learned from that experience. Pies only, F@@@ a cake.
So me and one of my homies had his inside joke going where we would hit this button from Staples that said “That was easy” after smashing a broad. It was stupid as fuck but so were we. I kept one on the night stand and one on the kitchen table.
Mind you we did this for months and other than a blank confused stare none of the bird brains we dealt with put it together or besides a “ Boy you stupid” gave a fuck. One day we got these roommates who lived in my apartments to come chill. So we pouring up drinks trying to scheme up a way to fuck cuz they playing like they aint down. So we chilling listening to music when the one I’m talking to start feeling herself. I see this as a window to fuck this bitch kick them out and still have time to watch the Corrales Castillo fight. My birthday was the day before so I whisper in her ear you didn’t get me a B-day gift. She was like I didn’t know what to get , I was like how about a lap dance. She was like ok and we headed to my room, I winked at my homie who was fed up cause that bitch he was with most drink like a fish cause she was handling her liquor well. So we go in the room and she giving the wackest drunkest lap dance of all time. I start kissing on her neck then pull her hands to my dick…at this point I’m trying to push her head down to give me head but she aint having it. I’m like what’s wrong and she like I don’t wanna throw up. So I pulled her pants to her knees laid her flat on her stomach and pounded that shit like I was that porn nigga Justin Slayer. After we finish she pulled up her pants used the bathroom and walked out. I hit the easy button a few times and walked out behind her. My homie in the other room laughing and the girls like what’s so funny…he start hitting the easy button and ol girl friend get mad. She trying to tell her girl what it meant but she too drunk to understand. My homie drunk as fuck at this point talking mad shit…me and my girl sitting on the couch when all you hear is him say “Bitch I hit the easy button on notches u aint shit hoe” then her say “fuck yo button square ass nigga” and hit him over the head with a grey goose vodka bottle. The shit didn’t even break but my homie leaking and was staggered on the wall like Castillo was on the ropes.
They grab they purses and head to the door. He tries to head to the door but he on skates staggering n shit. I end up taking him to the ER and missing one of the greatest fights off all time. Anytime I watch that fight I hit him with the Menace 2 society line…”This look like that ho beating yo ass that night“ lol.
Mind you we did this for months and other than a blank confused stare none of the bird brains we dealt with put it together or besides a “ Boy you stupid” gave a fuck. One day we got these roommates who lived in my apartments to come chill. So we pouring up drinks trying to scheme up a way to fuck cuz they playing like they aint down. So we chilling listening to music when the one I’m talking to start feeling herself. I see this as a window to fuck this bitch kick them out and still have time to watch the Corrales Castillo fight. My birthday was the day before so I whisper in her ear you didn’t get me a B-day gift. She was like I didn’t know what to get , I was like how about a lap dance. She was like ok and we headed to my room, I winked at my homie who was fed up cause that bitch he was with most drink like a fish cause she was handling her liquor well. So we go in the room and she giving the wackest drunkest lap dance of all time. I start kissing on her neck then pull her hands to my dick…at this point I’m trying to push her head down to give me head but she aint having it. I’m like what’s wrong and she like I don’t wanna throw up. So I pulled her pants to her knees laid her flat on her stomach and pounded that shit like I was that porn nigga Justin Slayer. After we finish she pulled up her pants used the bathroom and walked out. I hit the easy button a few times and walked out behind her. My homie in the other room laughing and the girls like what’s so funny…he start hitting the easy button and ol girl friend get mad. She trying to tell her girl what it meant but she too drunk to understand. My homie drunk as fuck at this point talking mad shit…me and my girl sitting on the couch when all you hear is him say “Bitch I hit the easy button on notches u aint shit hoe” then her say “fuck yo button square ass nigga” and hit him over the head with a grey goose vodka bottle. The shit didn’t even break but my homie leaking and was staggered on the wall like Castillo was on the ropes.
They grab they purses and head to the door. He tries to head to the door but he on skates staggering n shit. I end up taking him to the ER and missing one of the greatest fights off all time. Anytime I watch that fight I hit him with the Menace 2 society line…”This look like that ho beating yo ass that night“ lol.
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T.Vick04;8275326 said:
Called it!
Bulletproof Wallets
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I feel bad that you missed such an epic fight.
Bulletproof Wallets;8280033 said:
That's tha best fight I've ever seen live...that shit had me sooo fucking hyped watching that...plus I was a Chico Corrales fan...They showed a replay on Showtime a few months back...I DVR'd it and set it to only be deleted when I delete it...
Just had to share....now back to tha scumbaggedness lol
jee504;8280722 said:
Haha, bruh, these bitches just now asked me to have lunch with them. Smh. I had to make up some reason why i couldnt go. They said cmon we'll pay, i was like naaah i gotta finish this thing in the next hour.
They trying hard bruh, wedding rings on they hands and all. They musta decided on they own to get a threesome popping cause i never been in a situation where two bitches came at me together like this.
I gotta stop this shit before i slip and risk my relationship for having a threesome with these ugly bitches.
In Your Moms Room
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jee504;8280722 said:
Fixed that
In Your Moms Room
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These females be setting their self up to get scumbagged. I try to tell them, you don't want this. Ima Fuck your life up. Or Ima turn ya ass out. They don't ever want to listen. Then get mad at me when I forget their name the next day. Or mad at me when they're sticking a needle in their arm in a month and sucking dick for $20. I warn them. I guess they Scum bagging themselves forreal.
In Your Moms Room;8280960 said:
This nigga fuckin junkies and street walkers. You remind me of that dude that runs that website The Cooch Gooch.
I remember one clip he had was this fine ass thick chick looked aight in the face. This hoe wanted to burn one before she did anything. I literally saw her soul go away from her in crack smoke. Still watched the rest of the clip though. She was a giver
In Your Moms Room
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Na. I turn pretty,, smart, college goin, book reading white girls into junkies. I get much pleasure out of it.
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Satan is just a misunderstood angel. Caitlyn Jenner looking boy.
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