Bulletproof Wallets
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@ AZTG far from scumbaggish. You getting her started off on the right foot.
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Recaptimus_Prime360
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Bulletproof Wallets;8199267 said:
Yeah I don't see what's wrong with this. Makin her pull her weight is good thing. Builds character. Military salute.
banginscrew901
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Mane save that money from the wedding put it towards house, appliances,vacation or whatever.
Boy of mine was getting married they watching all these wedding shows they liking this and that but when it came time to put it in a wedding,prices were high and they like nahhhh. They saved a ton of money and they still liked it/enjoyed their big day.
Just remember you still got to live after the wedding and mainly it's for the people there if you gone spend big money spend it on video and photography. Food to but like I said you won't eat much people coming up congratulate you and taking pics.
Damn somebody get this back on track
Boy of mine was getting married they watching all these wedding shows they liking this and that but when it came time to put it in a wedding,prices were high and they like nahhhh. They saved a ton of money and they still liked it/enjoyed their big day.
Just remember you still got to live after the wedding and mainly it's for the people there if you gone spend big money spend it on video and photography. Food to but like I said you won't eat much people coming up congratulate you and taking pics.
Damn somebody get this back on track
banginscrew901;8199487 said:
Bruh, i agree. I aint one of those excited about the wedding. I aint planning shit, i aint doing shit. My girl gonna do all that ima just show up and give opinions on the food.
But, its a cultural thing. Our weddings are big as shit. My fam gonna invite everyone they know. Her fam gonna do the same. Smmfh. Gonna be like 200 people at the wedding and gauranteed i hate 180 of them. I dont get down with people like that. Man it is what it is though. People gonna drop money and ima recoup like 70% of whats spent.
But it is some bullshit. I rather be at the courthouse sign my papers and thats that.
Recaptimus_Prime360
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We'll call it a commercial break. lol
geechee slim
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Met the girl at Alcoholics Anonymous. No, I'm not an alcoholic myself. I was working nights as a custodian at this church. I never wore a uniform so I blended in with everyone there. I didn't even know it was Alcy Anonymous, I thought it was adult Bible study.
one night, they were having the double a meetings and I see this pretty little thing leaving her truck. It looked like she was looking at me looking at her so I said look here. went over and started chatting.
While working, I accidentally trip the alarm. Now everyone in the building, including myself , has to step outside and wait for the fire truck to get here and disable the alarm. I see shorty who is looking at me and laughing. I jokingly say, "I'm sorry for ruining your night. looks like I owe you a treat?" I get her number and convince her to join me back at the home that night.
Later that night she gets to my place by GPS. I already have a blunt and meet her at the door with it. so after some chatting and pretending to look at Netflix, I pull out a tall can of Bud Light. she looks at the bottle like she saw a ghost. She looked at that can like she saw a gun.
I know what you're thinking, and yes. I took advantage of the vulnerability of a former alcoholic. wait, did I say former? and for you feminist reading, in South Carolina that's not considered rape! Now she's looking at me and the bottle like she's in an interrogation room about to confess to murder. Bitch takes the bottle, turns around and takes it to the head. she gives me the can and lets out a cute little burp.
I know ya thirstay! Owww!
We made hot passionate sloppy drunk love..
The very next day she calls me and says, "you got any weed?"
"No."
"You got any... Alcohol?"
"No, sorry."
".... How long would it take you to get some?"
The moral of the story is this. Remember all codes and passwords for your alarm systems.
one night, they were having the double a meetings and I see this pretty little thing leaving her truck. It looked like she was looking at me looking at her so I said look here. went over and started chatting.
While working, I accidentally trip the alarm. Now everyone in the building, including myself , has to step outside and wait for the fire truck to get here and disable the alarm. I see shorty who is looking at me and laughing. I jokingly say, "I'm sorry for ruining your night. looks like I owe you a treat?" I get her number and convince her to join me back at the home that night.
Later that night she gets to my place by GPS. I already have a blunt and meet her at the door with it. so after some chatting and pretending to look at Netflix, I pull out a tall can of Bud Light. she looks at the bottle like she saw a ghost. She looked at that can like she saw a gun.
I know what you're thinking, and yes. I took advantage of the vulnerability of a former alcoholic. wait, did I say former? and for you feminist reading, in South Carolina that's not considered rape! Now she's looking at me and the bottle like she's in an interrogation room about to confess to murder. Bitch takes the bottle, turns around and takes it to the head. she gives me the can and lets out a cute little burp.
I know ya thirstay! Owww!
We made hot passionate sloppy drunk love..
The very next day she calls me and says, "you got any weed?"
"No."
"You got any... Alcohol?"
"No, sorry."
".... How long would it take you to get some?"
The moral of the story is this. Remember all codes and passwords for your alarm systems.
Alpha_Ambition
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geechee slim;8208239 said:Met the girl at Alcoholics Anonymous. No, I'm not an alcoholic myself. I was working nights as a custodian at this church. I never wore a uniform so I blended in with everyone there. I didn't even know it was Alcy Anonymous, I thought it was adult Bible study.
one night, they were having the double a meetings and I see this pretty little thing leaving her truck. It looked like she was looking at me looking at her so I said look here. went over and started chatting.
While working, I accidentally trip the alarm. Now everyone in the building, including myself , has to step outside and wait for the fire truck to get here and disable the alarm. I see shorty who is looking at me and laughing. I jokingly say, "I'm sorry for ruining your night. looks like I owe you a treat?" I get her number and convince her to join me back at the home that night.
Later that night she gets to my place by GPS. I already have a blunt and meet her at the door with it. so after some chatting and pretending to look at Netflix, I pull out a tall can of Bud Light. she looks at the bottle like she saw a ghost. She looked at that can like she saw a gun.
I know what you're thinking, and yes. I took advantage of the vulnerability of a former alcoholic. wait, did I say former? and for you feminist reading, in South Carolina that's not considered rape! Now she's looking at me and the bottle like she's in an interrogation room about to confess to murder. Bitch takes the bottle, turns around and takes it to the head. she gives me the can and lets out a cute little burp.
I know ya thirstay! Owww!
We made hot passionate sloppy drunk love..
The very next day she calls me and says, "you got any weed?"
"No."
"You got any... Alcohol?"
"No, sorry."
".... How long would it take you to get some?"
The moral of the story is this. Remember all codes and passwords for your alarm systems.
I'm not gonna lie I was waiting for the L somewhere in the story. Nice flip from the fire alarm thing, then went straight for the scumbag and brought out the tall can.
BeardedFreak
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There ain't a better feelin than fucking a nigga's wife, girl and momma in the ass.
banginscrew901
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BeardedFreak;8211104 said:
Drop the back story
Mastery;8198872 said:
Well, Here is the story I was gonna tell, but re-Nigged, at the last minute. Here we go....
Gonna TRY to make this short. Summer of 96, im 20 and home on leave. One day im visiting fam and my cousin called when i was over our grandma house. I get directions to go see him over the phone by his mom because i needed to hit a few different highways. So i drive out to Painesville, me and my other cousin, from my mom side. Dude we bout to pick up from my dad side. his dad and my dad brothers.
So i get out the car and kids running around and my aunt is outside too. i give her a hug and we talk while we wait on her son and we just catch up a bit. i havent seen her in about 8 years. i get back in the car and my cuzzo ask me why she was holding my hand the whole time we was talkin? i just told him that she aint really seen me since i was a kid and i use to be over their house all the time. lil cuz get in the car, we roll out, kick it, and at the end of the night he ask me to come get him tomorrow so we can kick it again.
So around the same time the next day, im rollin solo, and go back out there to pick him up. I knock on the door and my aunt, his mom, answers the door and we like HEYYYYYYYYY and we hug and she tell me he not there and she dont know where he at. I looked at what she was wearing while talkin and i instantly got hard. She is a busty black woman, early 40's at the time, so the big boobs sagged. i say that to say this: she wasnt wearing a bra so it was like her boobs were lifting up the bottom of the t-shirt. and she was wearing volleyball shorts.
So i thought fast on my feet and ask where was the bathroom. I needed to adjust myself. I go pee and i was thinking ahead of myself and kinda tucked my thang up under my belt so that my boner wouldnt show. It was like over the top of my belt and i pulled my shirt down and walked out. She was in her bedroom and was like "Dave comere a minute, u got a couple dollars i can have? yo cousin was pose to bring me back some but i dont know where he at." I DID have some extra money on me because my own mom didnt take all of what i was planning to give her. So i gave my aunt ten dollars.
She thanked me with a hug and i can feel her boobs up under her shirt WITH MY DICK!!! I got harder than hard. And she put her mouth on my neck and didnt lick it, but bite it with her lips, licked her lips, and did it again. So i went to let go of the embrace and she held my hand and stepped me back to the wall. She put my hand she was holding under her shirt and on her boob, nipple in the fingertips. She then put her hand on my johnson and kinda pull it up and out more. she is still on my neck, and not jerkin/jackin, me off, but rubbing it up and down. I remember thinkin, Damn, this is a real live woman! How can i get harder than harder? She bout to make me cum. What if cousin comes home? WHAT AM I DOING IN AUNTIE/MOMMY ROOM???
She asked me if i wanted to stop and i said no. not nawl. but No. She exhaled a moan and my heart sank, and i came at the same exact time she reached for a towel, wrapped me, and rode out my knee buckling spasm orgasm. A Real Woman. Damn. And i say "well tell him i had came back for him and he wasnt even here." She walked me to the door, gave me THEE MOST motherly/auntee hug i havent received in 2 days. Weird, but true. I went and just laid in bed and played the scene over and over and over.....
I dont regret it. but i can lose family members for life and possibly beat up, if they ever knew. So imma need yall to shut the fuck up. deal? lol
Damn.
Recaptimus_Prime360
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Wait...wait.. HOL'UP! Lemme go back and reread that s@@@...
Recaptimus_Prime360
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Recaptimus_Prime360;8214292 said:
*comes back after rereading*
Soooooo this was your blood aunt on yo dad's side?? Or your just your uncle's babymama whom he never married? You got to clear that up cuz.
This nigga hand jobs from the molesting aunt in the family. Lol!!
Recaptimus_Prime360
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Dave2one6;8214310 said:
Yeah but ain't say she was his EX-wife. Lol! Aiight that clears it up. Wow.
banginscrew901
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Damn hell of a story there
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