scumbag!

[Dupac]

Uncle ex wife....,

Fair

 

[Mastery]

Uncle ex wife....,

Fair

That sounds a whole lot better than his cousins mother haha

 

[kingofkingz]

So yall comfortable having sexually contact with a women u call aunty? Yall niggas disgusting respectfully

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Uncle ex wife....,

Fair

That sounds a whole lot better than his cousins mother haha

Exactly! I had to reread the 1st part of that damn story 3 times. Lol

 

[AZTG]

I understand aint no blood and all but its still family.

Shit ima just judge the fuck out you even though i woulda most likely ended up fucking.

 

[geechee slim]

. And she put her mouth on my neck and didnt lick it, but bite it with her lips, licked her lips, and did it again. So i went to let go of the embrace and she held my hand and stepped me back to the wall. She put my hand she was holding under her shirt and on her boob, nipple in the fingertips...

No lie I woulda gave her $20.

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

Damn lemme share this L . . .

Aight so byke in likeeee 06 or 07 i was 16 years old in 10th Grade on Myspace(The GOAT Social Network)

So cool, i bagged this chick named Jasmine who went to my school & was feeling her, but i had like 3,000+ students going to my shit i aint even seen her ass yet .

She was Cute AF online,in person she was "aightttttttt" .

But anyways, i show my best friend Domo her profile...& he like oh shit she stay in my Neighborhood, dont cuff that brah she kinda get around . I'm like "...werd.?" He told me my homie other Antwan smashed at his crib, thing is...this nigga Antwan lied about ERRRRRRYYYTHING nigga . I aint believed shit he said ever lol but that was really the only thing he had to say about her tho . PLUS she stayed in his Neighborhood & i was over there erry weekend .

So i was like "She cant be THAT bad." SMH

So i started dating the bitch, & shit was cool . She aint ugly at all but she was the Ugliest I'd ever been with .

We walking around school like couples do & my niggas walking up to me shootin the shit and asked me if this was my girl and im like "Yeah" & they give me this Face :

So now in my head im on some damn, I done fucked around and cuffed an ugly bitch . lol

But anyways, I noticed she and Domo was texting and he was like "oh i been had her number before yall even got together, she only hit me up to ask about my lil sister anyways" His lil Sister was like "Baby D" of the neighborhood lol nobody fucked w/ her & she had a crush on me lol

So him being my nigga i think he keeping it 100 .

I notice they start kickin it at school sometimes and shit...talking and whatever but im thinking since they already knew each other and since thats my girl he just talking on some normal shit .

We would break up for like a week every now and then over some petty shit and be right back together in days .

He would drop a "You need to leave her ass alone brah" everytime for some reason .

But Now im getting suspicious of these two niggas .

I ask her, "You like Domo or some shit.???" she like "Helll nah !!! i barely like him as a person ."

I Ask him too and he say hell nah .

I notice the Flirty type shit they would keep doing though...

One day i got Fed up w/ that shit & we would meet up by the Cafeteria in the mornings at school .

So im w/ Antwan, and i wait on Domo & Jasmine cause they both rode the same Bus together .

They both walk up to me & twan and i Str8 up asked her . . .

...SO YOU WANNA BE W/ ME OR HIM.?!?!?!?

She gets big eyed and quietly says "Him".

Niggaaaaaaaaaa, i fucking Lost it .!

I was Known for Roasting a nigga's whole Existence at that school .

I Blow up and just start going in on her shit:

- "Bitch i know you aint say what i THINK you just said w/ them Dingy ass Air Forces you got on .!"

- "Bitch how yo hands rougher than Mines.??? Velcro hands havin bitch .!"

- "...I was gettin roasted for being w/ yo ugly ass Anyways you Fucking Gremlin faced ass Bitch .!!!"

- & ETC .

I said all this LOUD AS FUCK .! lol

Half the whole school was looking & laughing like hell .

To be Continued . . .

 

[Trollio]

Damn lemme share this L . . .

Aight so byke in likeeee 06 or 07 i was 16 years old in 10th Grade on Myspace(The GOAT Social Network)

So cool, i bagged this chick named Jasmine who went to my school & was feeling her, but i had like 3,000+ students going to my shit i aint even seen her ass yet .

She was Cute AF online,in person she was "aightttttttt" .

But anyways, i show my best friend Domo her profile...& he like oh shit she stay in my Neighborhood, dont cuff that brah she kinda get around . I'm like "...werd.?" He told me my homie other Antwan smashed at his crib, thing is...this nigga Antwan lied about ERRRRRRYYYTHING nigga . I aint believed shit he said ever lol but that was really the only thing he had to say about her tho . PLUS she stayed in his Neighborhood & i was over there erry weekend .

So i was like "She cant be THAT bad." SMH

So i started dating the bitch, & shit was cool . She aint ugly at all but she was the Ugliest I'd ever been with .

We walking around school like couples do & my niggas walking up to me shootin the shit and asked me if this was my girl and im like "Yeah" & they give me this Face :

So now in my head im on some damn, I done fucked around and cuffed an ugly bitch . lol

But anyways, I noticed she and Domo was texting and he was like "oh i been had her number before yall even got together, she only hit me up to ask about my lil sister anyways" His lil Sister was like "Baby D" of the neighborhood lol nobody fucked w/ her & she had a crush on me lol

So him being my nigga i think he keeping it 100 .

I notice they start kickin it at school sometimes and shit...talking and whatever but im thinking since they already knew each other and since thats my girl he just talking on some normal shit .

We would break up for like a week every now and then over some petty shit and be right back together in days .

He would drop a "You need to leave her ass alone brah" everytime for some reason .

But Now im getting suspicious of these two niggas .

I ask her, "You like Domo or some shit.???" she like "Helll nah !!! i barely like him as a person ."

I Ask him too and he say hell nah .

I notice the Flirty type shit they would keep doing though...

One day i got Fed up w/ that shit & we would meet up by the Cafeteria in the mornings at school .

So im w/ Antwan, and i wait on Domo & Jasmine cause they both rode the same Bus together .

They both walk up to me & twan and i Str8 up asked her . . .

...SO YOU WANNA BE W/ ME OR HIM.?!?!?!?

She gets big eyed and quietly says "Him".

Niggaaaaaaaaaa, i fucking Lost it .!

I was Known for Roasting a nigga's whole Existence at that school .

I Blow up and just start going in on her shit:

- "Bitch i know you aint say what i THINK you just said w/ them Dingy ass Air Forces you got on .!"

- "Bitch how yo hands rougher than Mines.??? Velcro hands havin bitch .!"

- "...I was gettin roasted for being w/ yo ugly ass Anyways you Fucking Gremlin faced ass Bitch .!!!"

- & ETC .

I said all this LOUD AS FUCK .! lol

Half the whole school was looking & laughing like hell .

To be Continued . . .

You shared that girl and caught feelings.

No soup for you

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

Damn lemme share this L . . .

Aight so byke in likeeee 06 or 07 i was 16 years old in 10th Grade on Myspace(The GOAT Social Network)

So cool, i bagged this chick named Jasmine who went to my school & was feeling her, but i had like 3,000+ students going to my shit i aint even seen her ass yet .

She was Cute AF online,in person she was "aightttttttt" .

But anyways, i show my best friend Domo her profile...& he like oh shit she stay in my Neighborhood, dont cuff that brah she kinda get around . I'm like "...werd.?" He told me my homie other Antwan smashed at his crib, thing is...this nigga Antwan lied about ERRRRRRYYYTHING nigga . I aint believed shit he said ever lol but that was really the only thing he had to say about her tho . PLUS she stayed in his Neighborhood & i was over there erry weekend .

So i was like "She cant be THAT bad." SMH

So i started dating the bitch, & shit was cool . She aint ugly at all but she was the Ugliest I'd ever been with .

We walking around school like couples do & my niggas walking up to me shootin the shit and asked me if this was my girl and im like "Yeah" & they give me this Face :

So now in my head im on some damn, I done fucked around and cuffed an ugly bitch . lol

But anyways, I noticed she and Domo was texting and he was like "oh i been had her number before yall even got together, she only hit me up to ask about my lil sister anyways" His lil Sister was like "Baby D" of the neighborhood lol nobody fucked w/ her & she had a crush on me lol

So him being my nigga i think he keeping it 100 .

I notice they start kickin it at school sometimes and shit...talking and whatever but im thinking since they already knew each other and since thats my girl he just talking on some normal shit .

We would break up for like a week every now and then over some petty shit and be right back together in days .

He would drop a "You need to leave her ass alone brah" everytime for some reason .

But Now im getting suspicious of these two niggas .

I ask her, "You like Domo or some shit.???" she like "Helll nah !!! i barely like him as a person ."

I Ask him too and he say hell nah .

I notice the Flirty type shit they would keep doing though...

One day i got Fed up w/ that shit & we would meet up by the Cafeteria in the mornings at school .

So im w/ Antwan, and i wait on Domo & Jasmine cause they both rode the same Bus together .

They both walk up to me & twan and i Str8 up asked her . . .

...SO YOU WANNA BE W/ ME OR HIM.?!?!?!?

She gets big eyed and quietly says "Him".

Niggaaaaaaaaaa, i fucking Lost it .!

I was Known for Roasting a nigga's whole Existence at that school .

I Blow up and just start going in on her shit:

- "Bitch i know you aint say what i THINK you just said w/ them Dingy ass Air Forces you got on .!"

- "Bitch how yo hands rougher than Mines.??? Velcro hands havin bitch .!"

- "...I was gettin roasted for being w/ yo ugly ass Anyways you Fucking Gremlin faced ass Bitch .!!!"

- & ETC .

I said all this LOUD AS FUCK .! lol

Half the whole school was looking & laughing like hell .

To be Continued . . .

You shared that girl and caught feelings.

No soup for you

I Aint want no soup nigga, i said it was an L .

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

pt. 2:

Aight so she Runs off Crying like hell & Embarrassed & I gave NO Fucks lol

Domo tells me make sure I come spend the weekend at his crib this weekend to chop it about the situation .

So fast forward to that weekend, I get over there and he come out about errything .

He tells me that Jasmine was basically Jacking him off while we would break up for a week .

Said she did it about 8 damn times . SMH

I aint believe that she was just jacking the nigga off, i think more happened...but that was all i needed to hear .

He was like we gon go over there later on to clear all this shit up .

So we get over there......Mind you it's January and like fucking 12 Degrees outside .

She comes outside and Domo says "So who do you want.?!?"

She says Domo .

I just Turn around and walk off brah . . .

As im walking off i can hear him saying "ion want yo ass though" . . . Aint een matter damage was already done, Tear came to my eye .

It was So Cold nigga the back of my Leg started locking up .

I was ALL FUCKED UP lmaoooo..............Im limping up the Stairs tryna get back to his room and shit and get some heat on my Leg cause my shit stopped working LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Feelings Hurt & Body Hurt...shit was just all bad brah .

So Domo get back and ask if i was str8 cause he seen me Limpin off and shit and he apologizes about errything & tell me if he tell me dont fuck w/ a bitch it's a reason . lol

So like a real nigga, i Grab him and Let him know i should fucking KILL HIM lmao but let him go and say its cool . We been cool since lil niggas in middle school, Fuck these hoes .

Brah i was depressed for about a week. I was Heavy on them SwishaHouse "Straight to the Room" CD's and Michael watts Chopped up Justin Timberlake's 'What Goes Around".

I had that shit on repeat for DAYS .


This shit spoke to my soul at that time lmaooo

I Ended up getting some make up Head from Jasmine in an Open house in the new phase of houses in the Neighborhood . Stopped fucking w/ her for good after that .

I Aint got along w/ a Bitch named Jasmine since though . lol

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

Lol Brah ended up getting a Girlfriend shortly after and I made it my MISSION to fuck his Bitch though . lmaoooo

I remember walking to her Crib w/ him so he could smash .

They was fucking around and i was Like "You really wanna go in this room w/ me but i'm Let yall do yall ." lololol shit like that . He would get a lil mad but i aint give af

He told his girl what he did to me and my ex bitch so she'd understand .

She ended up sliding me her number on the low, she would tell me about how she was attracted to me but she realized i only wanted to revenge fuck her because of what happened so she ain't gimmie none lol SMH

 

[riddlerap]

damn this version is fire. makes JT sound weird as fuck though.

 

[Rum Middleton]

Damn y'all niggaz is straight grimey in here....I ain't got shit on you niggaz..but here goes...

I'm at this house party in my early 20's...shit was live...party dies down, the host is upstairs sleep wit his company, his roommate is downstairs in the basement sleep wit his company, I'm literally the last person there, except I notice this chick asleep on the couch... owners of the house don't even know I'm there still...

I go to the couch where the chick is....I start rubbing her titties on the outside, she just moves a little..I kept it up for like 3-4 minutes, then I start to go inside her shirt...now I'm rubbing actual nipples, she stirs a little but still doesn't wake up....

I don't know what I was thinkin...but I just said fuck it, whipped out my dick and started jacking my shit...I ended up bustin a nut all over this bitch face while she was sleep LOL

I quickly got out of there unnoticed...

 

[AZTG]

Damn y'all niggaz is straight grimey in here....I ain't got shit on you niggaz..but here goes...

I'm at this house party in my early 20's...shit was live...party dies down, the host is upstairs sleep wit his company, his roommate is downstairs in the basement sleep wit his company, I'm literally the last person there, except I notice this chick asleep on the couch... owners of the house don't even know I'm there still...

I go to the couch where the chick is....I start rubbing her titties on the outside, she just moves a little..I kept it up for like 3-4 minutes, then I start to go inside her shirt...now I'm rubbing actual nipples, she stirs a little but still doesn't wake up....

I don't know what I was thinkin...but I just said fuck it, whipped out my dick and started jacking my shit...I ended up bustin a nut all over this bitch face while she was sleep LOL

I quickly got out of there unnoticed...

Bruh, thats rape. Smh. And you got the nerves to call people grimey.

 

[iron man1]

Damn y'all niggaz is straight grimey in here....I ain't got shit on you niggaz..but here goes...

I'm at this house party in my early 20's...shit was live...party dies down, the host is upstairs sleep wit his company, his roommate is downstairs in the basement sleep wit his company, I'm literally the last person there, except I notice this chick asleep on the couch... owners of the house don't even know I'm there still...

I go to the couch where the chick is....I start rubbing her titties on the outside, she just moves a little..I kept it up for like 3-4 minutes, then I start to go inside her shirt...now I'm rubbing actual nipples, she stirs a little but still doesn't wake up....

I don't know what I was thinkin...but I just said fuck it, whipped out my dick and started jacking my shit...I ended up bustin a nut all over this bitch face while she was sleep LOL

I quickly got out of there unnoticed...

Bruh..

 

[Mastery]

Damn y'all niggaz is straight grimey in here....I ain't got shit on you niggaz..but here goes...

I go to the couch where the chick is....I start rubbing her titties on the outside, she just moves a little..I kept it up for like 3-4 minutes, then I start to go inside her shirt...now I'm rubbing actual nipples, she stirs a little but still doesn't wake up....

I don't know what I was thinkin...but I just said fuck it, whipped out my dick and started jacking my shit...I ended up bustin a nut all over this bitch face while she was sleep LOL

I quickly got out of there unnoticed...

Idk bruh... I think you got us beat on the grimey tip lol Every broad I fucked with was awake, consenting, and conscious.

 

[Bulletproof Wallets]

Bill Cosby came in here murk ed this thread with that post.

 

[lord nemesis]

lmao, my nigga clean just copped to sexual assault like it was nothing

 

[Alpha_Ambition]

Damn y'all niggaz is straight grimey in here....I ain't got shit on you niggaz..but here goes...

I'm at this house party in my early 20's...shit was live...party dies down, the host is upstairs sleep wit his company, his roommate is downstairs in the basement sleep wit his company, I'm literally the last person there, except I notice this chick asleep on the couch... owners of the house don't even know I'm there still...

I go to the couch where the chick is....I start rubbing her titties on the outside, she just moves a little..I kept it up for like 3-4 minutes, then I start to go inside her shirt...now I'm rubbing actual nipples, she stirs a little but still doesn't wake up....

I don't know what I was thinkin...but I just said fuck it, whipped out my dick and started jacking my shit...I ended up bustin a nut all over this bitch face while she was sleep LOL

I quickly got out of there unnoticed...

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Damn y'all niggaz is straight grimey in here....I ain't got shit on you niggaz..but here goes...

I'm at this house party in my early 20's...shit was live...party dies down, the host is upstairs sleep wit his company, his roommate is downstairs in the basement sleep wit his company, I'm literally the last person there, except I notice this chick asleep on the couch... owners of the house don't even know I'm there still...

I go to the couch where the chick is....I start rubbing her titties on the outside, she just moves a little..I kept it up for like 3-4 minutes, then I start to go inside her shirt...now I'm rubbing actual nipples, she stirs a little but still doesn't wake up....

I don't know what I was thinkin...but I just said fuck it, whipped out my dick and started jacking my shit...I ended up bustin a nut all over this bitch face while she was sleep LOL

I quickly got out of there unnoticed...

Lol!! Welp, the prosecution might as well add this post as Exhibit A in your soon to be trial.