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TheNightKing
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Not even sure if this is scumbaggy or whatever, but fuck it.
Back in high school we used to get out early on Wednesdays so all of the dumbasses could get remedial lessons. So of course me and my homeboy used to always hit up other schools, chick's cribs, whatever.
I got a girl at the time and we were always at it. We just didn't gaf. My grandmother had a rule about not closing doors while my girl was over. Didn't matter, still smashed on the low. We used to even get it in while we were in her living room and her parents were in the very next room. She'd put on some loose shorts and I'd make sure to wear a huge shirt. She'd slide on my lap, slide those shorts to the side, and I'd slide in. Hear somebody getting up and she'd slide off and I'd pull my shirt over my jant and lean up. No problem.
Anyway, one Wednesday I shoot over to her house which was like 20 minutes away. Park in the driveway and everything seeing as no one was going to be home until after 5. We in her room and she riding me like a champ. We all loud and shit, bedroom door wide open, not giving a fuck....
until the door suddenly slams!
Did i mention her dad was diesel? Nice guy, but swole. Nigga must have worked out all the damn time.
My initial reaction, get the fuck out and let her deal with her dad. I didn't know what was happening outside that door. He could have been pissed off, pacing like Ving Rhames after he stole on Tyrese in Baby Boy. Trying to talk himself out of killing me.
Only problem is, I'm 20 minutes from home and my fucking car is parked in they driveway. There's no escaping!
Eventually she built up the courage to step out the door. I got one foot out the window in case this nigga on some bullshit.
She step out and bust out laughing. It was her older sister, talking about I ain't trying to see y'all fucking!
That was equally the most scared and most relieved I've ever felt in my life!
Back in high school we used to get out early on Wednesdays so all of the dumbasses could get remedial lessons. So of course me and my homeboy used to always hit up other schools, chick's cribs, whatever.
I got a girl at the time and we were always at it. We just didn't gaf. My grandmother had a rule about not closing doors while my girl was over. Didn't matter, still smashed on the low. We used to even get it in while we were in her living room and her parents were in the very next room. She'd put on some loose shorts and I'd make sure to wear a huge shirt. She'd slide on my lap, slide those shorts to the side, and I'd slide in. Hear somebody getting up and she'd slide off and I'd pull my shirt over my jant and lean up. No problem.
Anyway, one Wednesday I shoot over to her house which was like 20 minutes away. Park in the driveway and everything seeing as no one was going to be home until after 5. We in her room and she riding me like a champ. We all loud and shit, bedroom door wide open, not giving a fuck....
until the door suddenly slams!
Did i mention her dad was diesel? Nice guy, but swole. Nigga must have worked out all the damn time.
My initial reaction, get the fuck out and let her deal with her dad. I didn't know what was happening outside that door. He could have been pissed off, pacing like Ving Rhames after he stole on Tyrese in Baby Boy. Trying to talk himself out of killing me.
Only problem is, I'm 20 minutes from home and my fucking car is parked in they driveway. There's no escaping!
Eventually she built up the courage to step out the door. I got one foot out the window in case this nigga on some bullshit.
She step out and bust out laughing. It was her older sister, talking about I ain't trying to see y'all fucking!
That was equally the most scared and most relieved I've ever felt in my life!
Recaptimus_Prime360
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Recaptimus Prime360 Trapped In The Muthafuccin Closet...DAMMIT
F@@@ it. Du's story kinda reminds me how I almost got busted. Told this b4 but it was while ago. So I'll retell it for the 9-9, 2000...
Aiight back in...well 99'...my ex would invite me over during creep nite hours to come sneak thru her window, so we can smash. Had to sneak thru her window due to folks being asleep, and her older brother would sometimes be up walkin around the house. Had a nigga walkin behind bushes and s@@@...like ninja.
One nite I creeped over, and we began smashing on her floor. She didn't wan't to make any noise on the bed...cool. No f@@@s. I was gettin pussy. So few minutes in, I just happened to look up, and see the door beginning to open. I swear that s@@@ opened in slow motion like they do in the movies. Lol. Niggas, you wanna talk about somebody who vanished...like ninja...in that hefa's closet so fast! So here I am in her closet naked, praying to God, Allah, Jesus, Optimus Prime that I don't get caught.
When the door opened, I heard her brother askin her what she's doin, and why is she on the floor wit no clothes on. At that point my heart rate skyrocketed b/c I thought for sure I was caught. So I heard her tell him "It's hot, and was sleeping next to the fan on the floor". There was a brief silence, and the door shut. I did not budge, nor breathe. Just froze like a statue.
She opens the door and tells me the coast was clear. At this point, a brotha was ready to bounce. Damn that. Heart racing like a muthafucca. Kept tellin her I'm leaving, but she convinced me to stay. Smh...power of the P-U-S-S-Y. So she bends over the front of her bed while I step out the closet, and begin hitting it from the back. Maaan I got only a couple of pumps in, and this muthafucca opens the door AGAIN!! Hefa must been shocked how quickly I vanished...like ninja...b/c she barely had time to cover up b4 her brother walks back in again. Claiming he heard something. Nigga why you walkin in people's room unannounced in the 1st place! His azzz ain't paid NO bills!
After that we was done. Didn't wanna take any more chances, so I got dressed, climbed out the window, and bounced. The next day we had to laugh about it. She laughed at how quickly I disappeared the closet when her brother barged in. Sadly that night did not stop me from creeping. Although stats for hotel use increased 12% shortly afterwards.
Smh.
F@@@ it. Du's story kinda reminds me how I almost got busted. Told this b4 but it was while ago. So I'll retell it for the 9-9, 2000...
Aiight back in...well 99'...my ex would invite me over during creep nite hours to come sneak thru her window, so we can smash. Had to sneak thru her window due to folks being asleep, and her older brother would sometimes be up walkin around the house. Had a nigga walkin behind bushes and s@@@...like ninja.
One nite I creeped over, and we began smashing on her floor. She didn't wan't to make any noise on the bed...cool. No f@@@s. I was gettin pussy. So few minutes in, I just happened to look up, and see the door beginning to open. I swear that s@@@ opened in slow motion like they do in the movies. Lol. Niggas, you wanna talk about somebody who vanished...like ninja...in that hefa's closet so fast! So here I am in her closet naked, praying to God, Allah, Jesus, Optimus Prime that I don't get caught.
When the door opened, I heard her brother askin her what she's doin, and why is she on the floor wit no clothes on. At that point my heart rate skyrocketed b/c I thought for sure I was caught. So I heard her tell him "It's hot, and was sleeping next to the fan on the floor". There was a brief silence, and the door shut. I did not budge, nor breathe. Just froze like a statue.
She opens the door and tells me the coast was clear. At this point, a brotha was ready to bounce. Damn that. Heart racing like a muthafucca. Kept tellin her I'm leaving, but she convinced me to stay. Smh...power of the P-U-S-S-Y. So she bends over the front of her bed while I step out the closet, and begin hitting it from the back. Maaan I got only a couple of pumps in, and this muthafucca opens the door AGAIN!! Hefa must been shocked how quickly I vanished...like ninja...b/c she barely had time to cover up b4 her brother walks back in again. Claiming he heard something. Nigga why you walkin in people's room unannounced in the 1st place! His azzz ain't paid NO bills!
After that we was done. Didn't wanna take any more chances, so I got dressed, climbed out the window, and bounced. The next day we had to laugh about it. She laughed at how quickly I disappeared the closet when her brother barged in. Sadly that night did not stop me from creeping. Although stats for hotel use increased 12% shortly afterwards.
Smh.
alliknowishate
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lol@yall niggas. man im still on that trace read this and felt just like this nigga. ill finish if yall can get an old account open. and believe me the shit gets waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy deeper.
Bulletproof Wallets
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Its a Doctor in metro Detroit that committed $17million in fraud and tricked people into believing they had cancer, even sending them through Chemotherapy. He's getting sentenced tomorrow, but dude is definitely a scumbag squared.
MontyM.Max
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I went to a college with a lot of bitches that transferred from Europe to play volleyball. These hoes would be considered quality white meat by any niggas standards, only problem is they kept to themselves so you couldn't get one alone to smash. One day i decide the way in is thru this thick ass black chick on their team that had been throwing the pussy my way all semester. I figured even if i just hit that hoe its a W for ya boy. So one Saturday I threw a party and spent my stipend on a few bottles of Goose cuz I know them hoes love vodka. The party was live but i ask the black chick if she wants to take a bottle back to her crib knowing that if she left the Euro hoes would leave because she was their link to the niggas on campus. After I get the bitches back to the spot I talk them bitches into doing shots with ya boy. So I take the black bitch in her room to fuck right when i knew the whites were getting deep into the conversation and proceed to fuck the bitch like a animal. Once the black chick goes to sleep i go to the couch and pour up a drink in nothing but socks and boxers. The less attractive Euro ho comes out her room and says "you bad guy, like 50 Cent" then proceeds to kiss a nigga mouth like most drunk white hoes try to. I let it go, but the 2nd (and baddest) Euro bitch comes out the bathroom and sees me kissing this bitch and bails in her room with the disappointed look on her face. So I take this thick ass white bitch to her room and give her about a half hour of drunk dick until she passes out. Now I'm feeling myself cuz a nigga know he in reach of the hat trick. I knock on the last bitch door, by now its 4 am, I'm drunk as fuck, and my words are slurring a lil bit. The bitch says the same thing the other Euro hoe did "you bad guy,like 50 Cent". Now i know I'm bout to have a legendary 3/3 night. I pull out my meat and the bitch grabs it and says "i have always wanted to fuck blk man, but to see you with my teammate makes me think no" in the sexiest eastern European accent I've ever heard. I tried to get that pussy till 9 in the morning when the black hoe woke up. Got nothing. But 2/3 was a good night for a young g and i was the only one to smash one of them sluts. Moral of the story is if you kiss a white bitch....do it behind closed doors mane.
crownedwise
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I had this homeboy. Ngga was in love with this chick. But I'd ask him always like "u love that broad right?" and he always say no. Cause she was a slut.
So I kept telling the ngga like let that chick go. She's a slut. It's a bad look. But the ngga stayed tryin to wife this hoe, white girl mind you, to the point this ngga was like talking marriage and sht.
So I was like fk it. Can't let this ngga hurt the team reputation or his own. Now remember this ngga told me he didn't love her and told me point blank he wouldn't be made if I smashed.
Yo so I fked the sht of this chick for like 2,3 weeks to the point she in love with the dik. Like hard. I d been saving up new positions and tried them on her cause I didn't give a fk. Pssy was decent. Head was better. Then I went to this ngga and told him about it. Cause she's a slut. Like how I busted so much in her mouth, cum was drippin down her chin. This ngga face broke. Almost tears. You talking bout a what have I done moment.
Ngga told me like later like he took her out for his birthday like 2 months later supposedly like he always does. Dropped like 2gs but we were like 20. We had both known this chick since we was like 11. Was I wrong?
So I kept telling the ngga like let that chick go. She's a slut. It's a bad look. But the ngga stayed tryin to wife this hoe, white girl mind you, to the point this ngga was like talking marriage and sht.
So I was like fk it. Can't let this ngga hurt the team reputation or his own. Now remember this ngga told me he didn't love her and told me point blank he wouldn't be made if I smashed.
Yo so I fked the sht of this chick for like 2,3 weeks to the point she in love with the dik. Like hard. I d been saving up new positions and tried them on her cause I didn't give a fk. Pssy was decent. Head was better. Then I went to this ngga and told him about it. Cause she's a slut. Like how I busted so much in her mouth, cum was drippin down her chin. This ngga face broke. Almost tears. You talking bout a what have I done moment.
Ngga told me like later like he took her out for his birthday like 2 months later supposedly like he always does. Dropped like 2gs but we were like 20. We had both known this chick since we was like 11. Was I wrong?
Recaptimus_Prime360
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Drop that story cuz.
So which is the scumbag part? The fact that she never knew I knew, Or that i still deal with her til this very day?
Summer of 03. im 27 and dealing with this 18 year old i met on the job. Tig ol bittys. Tig ol. Some would call her a fat girl. But her boobs made ya not even care. So one day, she ask me to take her to school. I tell her i dont feel like it. She throws it in my face that she took me to work and picked me up, AND let me borrow her car when mine was down. Damn. I gotta do it right? She had a point. So when i, Oh, I forgot, before i come off like an asshole, she lived 30 mins away, and she lived on the busline, which took her directly to her school, in 30 mins.
I had to work that day too. just lost an hour dealing with her ass. So i finally make it cross town to take her to nurse class (she has since rose to the top of that nurse shit) and when she gets in the car this bitch had the nerve to say "DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM" because i was 10 minutes later than i told her i was coming. So she mad at this favor im giving her and her gon tell me to just shut up. nigga what? nigga who? Im sitting at the light just staring at her chin. But im a man. And i got heart. and compassion. I dont want her to get blood all on her white nursing school scrubs.
But i really felt like that. I calmed down and stopped talking and drove her to class. I can still make it home, change, and get to work on time with about an hr to spare. So she says thanks you with more attitude than i care for but i ask for a kiss. she acts like she dont want to gimme no sugar, but she does and she gets out and goes to the doors to walk into school and im looking at her butt cuz her white scrub pants.... im lookin......and.. Ummm..
With her talking to me like that, i chalked it up to it being just that time of the month. I just said it. I aint know it was true! This girl's ass was covered in stained blood. Im lookin and thinkin. She looks back and smile and gives me the middle finger. Im dying inside. Dont know what to do, but you know what i did because im posting in a thread with this title.
I left. I never forgot about what i did or didnt do. I mean, i just was talking to her today askin what that mouth do tho? she text me back " im askin that same thang." So back to the story, the next day she call me and ask if i smoke in my car. I ask her why she askin me some dumb ass question like that. She asked me if i spilled something in my seat yesterday when i picked her up. i said no and why u ask dat?
She like "cuz man, you spilled something in the seat or be smokin too much and it stained my pants." I was like...Then she cut me off "WHATEVER MAN JUST LEAVE IT ALONE, GOD."
I wish i knew what happened. I wanna know how she found out. Who told her. Did someone tell her? Someone had to, right?
Sincerly Yours,
ScUmBaG.com
Summer of 03. im 27 and dealing with this 18 year old i met on the job. Tig ol bittys. Tig ol. Some would call her a fat girl. But her boobs made ya not even care. So one day, she ask me to take her to school. I tell her i dont feel like it. She throws it in my face that she took me to work and picked me up, AND let me borrow her car when mine was down. Damn. I gotta do it right? She had a point. So when i, Oh, I forgot, before i come off like an asshole, she lived 30 mins away, and she lived on the busline, which took her directly to her school, in 30 mins.
I had to work that day too. just lost an hour dealing with her ass. So i finally make it cross town to take her to nurse class (she has since rose to the top of that nurse shit) and when she gets in the car this bitch had the nerve to say "DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM" because i was 10 minutes later than i told her i was coming. So she mad at this favor im giving her and her gon tell me to just shut up. nigga what? nigga who? Im sitting at the light just staring at her chin. But im a man. And i got heart. and compassion. I dont want her to get blood all on her white nursing school scrubs.
But i really felt like that. I calmed down and stopped talking and drove her to class. I can still make it home, change, and get to work on time with about an hr to spare. So she says thanks you with more attitude than i care for but i ask for a kiss. she acts like she dont want to gimme no sugar, but she does and she gets out and goes to the doors to walk into school and im looking at her butt cuz her white scrub pants.... im lookin......and.. Ummm..
With her talking to me like that, i chalked it up to it being just that time of the month. I just said it. I aint know it was true! This girl's ass was covered in stained blood. Im lookin and thinkin. She looks back and smile and gives me the middle finger. Im dying inside. Dont know what to do, but you know what i did because im posting in a thread with this title.
I left. I never forgot about what i did or didnt do. I mean, i just was talking to her today askin what that mouth do tho? she text me back " im askin that same thang." So back to the story, the next day she call me and ask if i smoke in my car. I ask her why she askin me some dumb ass question like that. She asked me if i spilled something in my seat yesterday when i picked her up. i said no and why u ask dat?
She like "cuz man, you spilled something in the seat or be smokin too much and it stained my pants." I was like...Then she cut me off "WHATEVER MAN JUST LEAVE IT ALONE, GOD."
I wish i knew what happened. I wanna know how she found out. Who told her. Did someone tell her? Someone had to, right?
Sincerly Yours,
ScUmBaG.com
Recaptimus_Prime360
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Dave2one6;8198863 said:
You should've told her to buy better tampons.
Recaptimus_Prime360
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Mastery;8198872 said:
I know right. Lol!
I done brought out my bible. Cuz I thought this nigga was about to drop some foul azzz scumbag s@@@, that after reading it, I thought I would have to read a scripture, say a prayer, and ask God to forgive him.
geechee slim
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AZTG;8185974 said:
You get mad props for even attempting to pull it off. Lol
Some real life shit going on right now.
Me and my girl been together for a minute now. We both at that age and now talks marriage coming up. I wanna marry her, shit is cool. Our wedding gonna end up expensive though. I told her 4 months back that she gotta come up off that cash. She been giving me 1k a month now thats supposed to go into a dual savings account. I told her i wont even start planning shit till i got 12k from her sitting in my bank.
Got 4k at the moment sitting in my account. She going to school and working full time to get that money up. I make good money so it aint a issue to me to match her 12k soon as she give me that much and throw it all in a savings.
Yea i can pay for the wedding all on my own but fuck i look like? She gonna appreciate it more this way. Plus this gave me a year where i dont gotta sit through no types of wedding planning yet.
Me and my girl been together for a minute now. We both at that age and now talks marriage coming up. I wanna marry her, shit is cool. Our wedding gonna end up expensive though. I told her 4 months back that she gotta come up off that cash. She been giving me 1k a month now thats supposed to go into a dual savings account. I told her i wont even start planning shit till i got 12k from her sitting in my bank.
Got 4k at the moment sitting in my account. She going to school and working full time to get that money up. I make good money so it aint a issue to me to match her 12k soon as she give me that much and throw it all in a savings.
Yea i can pay for the wedding all on my own but fuck i look like? She gonna appreciate it more this way. Plus this gave me a year where i dont gotta sit through no types of wedding planning yet.
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