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AP21;8097904 said:you aint did nothing til you lied to a chick about flying out to Seattle to shoot a commercial for colgate
Bruh, smh
*tears*
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AP21;8097904 said:you aint did nothing til you lied to a chick about flying out to Seattle to shoot a commercial for colgate
Knock_Twice;8098005 said:AP21;8097904 said:you aint did nothing til you lied to a chick about flying out to Seattle to shoot a commercial for colgate
Bruh, smh
*tears*
DWO;8098064 said:Knock_Twice;8098005 said:AP21;8097904 said:you aint did nothing til you lied to a chick about flying out to Seattle to shoot a commercial for colgate
Bruh, smh
*tears*
yo you the most underrated story teller on here.....
i know you got some fire to drop....
DWO;8098064 said:Knock_Twice;8098005 said:AP21;8097904 said:you aint did nothing til you lied to a chick about flying out to Seattle to shoot a commercial for colgate
Bruh, smh
*tears*
yo you the most underrated story teller on here.....
i know you got some fire to drop....
Knock_Twice;8098194 said:DWO;8098064 said:Knock_Twice;8098005 said:AP21;8097904 said:you aint did nothing til you lied to a chick about flying out to Seattle to shoot a commercial for colgate
Bruh, smh
*tears*
yo you the most underrated story teller on here.....
i know you got some fire to drop....
I aint got nothing folk Lol..
Rasta.;8098213 said:Knock_Twice;8098194 said:DWO;8098064 said:Knock_Twice;8098005 said:AP21;8097904 said:you aint did nothing til you lied to a chick about flying out to Seattle to shoot a commercial for colgate
Bruh, smh
*tears*
yo you the most underrated story teller on here.....
i know you got some fire to drop....
I aint got nothing folk Lol..
Don't lie to the ic folk, folk....you and ya bro be lining em up
AP21;8098106 said:DWO;8098064 said:Knock_Twice;8098005 said:AP21;8097904 said:you aint did nothing til you lied to a chick about flying out to Seattle to shoot a commercial for colgate
Bruh, smh
*tears*
yo you the most underrated story teller on here.....
i know you got some fire to drop....
on some real shit...he was right next to me when i said it
it was a chick we went to high school with.
she was like, "what ya'll been up to"
I said, "shiiid, me and Knock Twice bout to head to seattle to shoot a commercial for colgate"
her: ya'll doin it big then huh
we actually ran back into her a few months later at a club in BR
her: how did the commercial go? When will it start coming on tv. I wanna see how ya'll did
me: ahh shit...its in post production right now, but its a regional thing, so i dont think its gon air down here
and we proceeded to walk clean the fuck off
AP21;8097982 said:aight...i told this story already so i'll just give the cliff notes
was smashing this chick in college then once i left, she wanted to come to BR to get smashed again
she drove like 45min-1hr to get to BR
that whole week she had been talking about how bad she wanted to get long dicked or whatever
finally came, gave her a solid 2 rounds, then hit that ol "my boy called to say our other boy was in a wreck and was being rushed to ICU" story
she was like "oh damn, go see about your friend"
we both leave the apt, get in our cars, then i act like i "forgot my wallet"
went back upstairs, turned on the xbox and played I believe Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
She ends up texting me a few weeks later talking about she felt kinda played. Im thinking she wanted nothing to do with me afterwards...WRONG
She calls back a few more weeks after that saying she wanted to come back to BR, but this time she was getting a room
smart girl
In Your Moms Room;8093714 said:I was fucking with this bitch for like a week. Staying in a hotel with her. Only leaving to get food and dope. So, on the 6th day I wake up and this bitch is gone. Str8 ghost. Not only her, but my few bags are gone too. Lucky I slept with my money in my pocket.
So like 2-3 days go by and this bitch call me crying. Like I'm so sorry, I'm sick. I just need 2 bags and a needle. I tell her to meet me at the McDonald's. In my head, I'm like fuck this bitch, I'm fucking her (not literally)
So we meet up at the McDonald's and walk the 5min to my boys hut, which is under a bridge. Cause I know he has hep-c and I want this hoe to get that shit. So she mix her shit up and bang out with his needle. As soon as she take it out her arm, I start lmao and tell her about the needle. My homie start nodding his head saying it's true. She start balling again. Me and my homie dip off and leave her under the bridge. Never heard from her again.
It's her fault though. She shouldn't of beat me.
Recaptimus_Prime360;8094471 said:*sighs*
Told this story before so I'll give a quik recap...
- f@@@'ng wit ex-coworker
- went by her crib
- smashed on the arm part of her living room couch
- her man walked in as I was pullin out
- they get into arguement
- sat and watched wit no f@@@s given. pants unbuckled
- she fed him some bs about how I was just coming out her bathroom, and why her robe was partially open
- he believed it
- walked out while buckling my pants, after gettin boring watchin them argue
- he calls my phone (via his girl's phone) talkin big talk on my vm on my way home
- Lol'd b/c he didn't do it while I was there face to face
- called back and told her to put him on the phone
- fed him the same bs she fed him
- he believed it...smh
- fell back from ole girl for a while
- hooked up again and smashed...while he was at work. Smh
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I...HAVE...SCUMBAGGED!!
K_Fisher;8099914 said:Cat lovers look away right now..
So I had this neighbour called Beatrice in my old place .She had this fat furry cunt of a cat.That bastard used to sit at the end of her driveway,watch me as I drove off then soon as was gone would take a shit in the flower patch on my front lawn.I complained to the old cow a few times but she hit me with the ol "Cats will be cats" shit.One evening after a few glasses of whiskey, I sprinkled a mix of cayenne pepper and something else (can't remember)Anyway my lawn was cat shit free after that.Later that week at the neighbourhood meeting, I was wondering why Beatrice was a no show cos she was normally most enthusiastic person about this meets..other woman goes "She has been stressed out lately.Her cat got a nasty bladder infection. It hurts so much when he pees that he lies on his back after and howls" I nearly choked on my tea.