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Arya Tsaddiq
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9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. 10 If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.
1 Jn 1:9-10
Ight so....i used to talk to this girl in high school who was the oldest and had two younger sisters. They were all a year apart. ALL THREE OF THEM were built the same. Stacked bruh.
I was 16 going on 17 at the time. But I used to go to her house after practice sometimes. She had a part time job so sometimes I would wait for her on her porch if she wasn't there. Her people was cool but wouldn't let me come in because of the other two sisters.
Well...one day I get there and I'm waiting on her...and its hot AF outside. I sit down and the second oldest must have heard me and came outside and was like "I know you are hot out here. You can come in if you want and watch tv. No one else us here". That never happened before...but I'm like whatever.
Get in the house and sit on the couch. We watching BET and next thing I know she gets up and sits on my lap....
I knew what I had to do next. All logic went out the window. A nigga wasn't even worried about anyone coming in or anything. Once we finished I just bounced. On the way home hit ole girl up like "aye my stomach hurt. I'm going to the crib."
I straight ignored her for like two weeks till she stopped calling/texting...and never talked to her sister again either.
I've come a long way.
1 Jn 1:9-10
Ight so....i used to talk to this girl in high school who was the oldest and had two younger sisters. They were all a year apart. ALL THREE OF THEM were built the same. Stacked bruh.
I was 16 going on 17 at the time. But I used to go to her house after practice sometimes. She had a part time job so sometimes I would wait for her on her porch if she wasn't there. Her people was cool but wouldn't let me come in because of the other two sisters.
Well...one day I get there and I'm waiting on her...and its hot AF outside. I sit down and the second oldest must have heard me and came outside and was like "I know you are hot out here. You can come in if you want and watch tv. No one else us here". That never happened before...but I'm like whatever.
Get in the house and sit on the couch. We watching BET and next thing I know she gets up and sits on my lap....
I knew what I had to do next. All logic went out the window. A nigga wasn't even worried about anyone coming in or anything. Once we finished I just bounced. On the way home hit ole girl up like "aye my stomach hurt. I'm going to the crib."
I straight ignored her for like two weeks till she stopped calling/texting...and never talked to her sister again either.
I've come a long way.
Dirty Sanchez
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my ex was on her period and wasnt in the mood to give me head so when she was asleep i watched porn on her tv in the bedroom, i nutted in her sock..
next morning she put them socks on
next morning she put them socks on
Dirty Sanchez
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used to watch my ex mom get undressed or when she was topless sunbathing in the sun.. she was a certified milf.. bitch was 37 i was 21 back then and she had DD implants
i used to think of her when i was fuckin my ex
i used to think of her when i was fuckin my ex
Dirty Sanchez
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my ex had 2 fine homegirls.. i got their number and started talkin to em.. fucked her best friend and talked shit about my ex the whole time too.. convinced her to not go on vacation with my ex, she cancelled her ticket and got another ticket with her other friend
left my ex with the :| face not knowing the fuck was goin on
and the chick i smashed was also the ex of a dude i was cool with, he knows we fucked but he shook to say anything
left my ex with the :| face not knowing the fuck was goin on
and the chick i smashed was also the ex of a dude i was cool with, he knows we fucked but he shook to say anything
Dirty Sanchez
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after i fucked the bitch her friend texted me like why not go on a date with her and shit.. i was like bruh i already fucked her fuck i look like takin her to the movies and all that extra shit when i already nutted in that bitch.
never talked to either one of em again
never talked to either one of em again
About 6 years ago, I met a girl at a bar, got to chatting and drinks.Staggered out of the bar just before midnight and she blew me on park bench.After she waffled the yoghurt cannon , I start zipping my shit up and she insists I go home with her so I agree.This girl could not stop yapping and I was getting sober listening to her.We finally get to the train just in the nick of time.We get on together and just before doors shut I jumped back out. I'll never forget that shocked look on her face as train pulled away...
Recaptimus_Prime360
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Mastery;8096182 said:@Black_Samson Nigga I KNOW you got stories of scumbaggedry. Post up nigga.
That nigga probably made a broad get out the car, and do 50 push-ups for renigging on the pussy.
I was in a game store once with this girl I was dating.They had an xbox 360 station with FIFA soccer and two pads.So am playing a match and this woman comes over with her son who was about 9 or 10.She asks if her son can play as well and I go "sure, here you go little guy" so hand the kid a pad. I get carried away and scored a fucking amazing goal.So there I am thumping my chest howling and celebrating..kid standing there welling up tears, his mom and my girl are like "Reeeally?" I was teaching this kid a valuable lesson.. life won't just rollover for you because you are a kid! Anyway the mom called me a "dickhead" and stormed off with her kid.
That was one sweet goal though...
That was one sweet goal though...
Lurkristocrat
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AP21;8095850 said:Black_Samson;8095843 said:Im almost fearful to share.
you know what you gotta do
Create an alias?
BeardedFreak
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Went through a "Lying Ass Nigga" phase during the summer of 2010.
I purposely told the most extreme lies to ever woman I met. BUT instead of telling lies to make myself look good like most niggas, I would say shit to make me seem worst. Super extra shit like I was homeless, fresh out the pen wit no family, job, etc.
Intrestingly, the more horrific lie I told, the more women were attracted to me and wanted to "save me".
Had this one chick, who everyday when she went to work, she thought I was in the streets hustling doing odd jobs just to survive. Meanwhile I was at my laid back job chillin under AC. She of course paid for all our dates and never asked me for shit (GOAT relationship).
When the cat came out the bag. Strangely, she wasn't mad that I had lied, she was more disappointed that she didn't have to "save or fix me"
I'm a scumbag for doing this. But some women are weird for wanting to save bum ass niggaz.
I purposely told the most extreme lies to ever woman I met. BUT instead of telling lies to make myself look good like most niggas, I would say shit to make me seem worst. Super extra shit like I was homeless, fresh out the pen wit no family, job, etc.
Intrestingly, the more horrific lie I told, the more women were attracted to me and wanted to "save me".
Had this one chick, who everyday when she went to work, she thought I was in the streets hustling doing odd jobs just to survive. Meanwhile I was at my laid back job chillin under AC. She of course paid for all our dates and never asked me for shit (GOAT relationship).
When the cat came out the bag. Strangely, she wasn't mad that I had lied, she was more disappointed that she didn't have to "save or fix me"
I'm a scumbag for doing this. But some women are weird for wanting to save bum ass niggaz.
Elzo69Renaissance
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BeardedFreak;8096701 said:Went through a "Lying Ass Nigga" phase during the summer of 2010.
I purposely told the most extreme lies to ever woman I met. BUT instead of telling lies to make myself look good like most niggas, I would say shit to make me seem worst. Super extra shit like I was homeless, fresh out the pen wit no family, job, etc.
Intrestingly, the more horrific lie I told, the more women were attracted to me and wanted to "save me".
Had this one chick, who everyday when she went to work, she thought I was in the streets hustling doing odd jobs just to survive. Meanwhile I was at my laid back job chillin under AC. She of course paid for all our dates and never asked me for shit (GOAT relationship).
When the cat came out the bag. Strangely, she wasn't mad that I had lied, she was more disappointed that she didn't have to "save or fix me"
I'm a scumbag for doing this. But some women are weird for wanting to save bum ass niggaz.
women like a project and the credit that comes for " upgrading you"
I'm saying though, fuck type of people we got on this board?
Shit is hilarious. Y'all some funny mafuckas.
Like that last post. What type of person just decides hes gonna lie to hoes and tell them he homeless and shit just for fun?
Funny thing is I did the same shit. Not on some telling them I'm homeless, but I would meet bitches and give them a fake name, I would make up life stories on the spot, and make my life story outrageous as hell and try to keep that shit going till I got bored of that bitch or the story I was telling her. I would get caught up cause I was telling so many girls so many stories I would mix it up. Once I would get caught I wouldn't apologize to keep them or nothing, just tell the bitch I been lying about everything and cut off all contact and ignore calls. That shit used to be fun as hell.
I got some stories for this thread man but I ain't gonna tell them cause I suspect my girl be lurking on here and reading my posts.
Shit is hilarious. Y'all some funny mafuckas.
Like that last post. What type of person just decides hes gonna lie to hoes and tell them he homeless and shit just for fun?
Funny thing is I did the same shit. Not on some telling them I'm homeless, but I would meet bitches and give them a fake name, I would make up life stories on the spot, and make my life story outrageous as hell and try to keep that shit going till I got bored of that bitch or the story I was telling her. I would get caught up cause I was telling so many girls so many stories I would mix it up. Once I would get caught I wouldn't apologize to keep them or nothing, just tell the bitch I been lying about everything and cut off all contact and ignore calls. That shit used to be fun as hell.
I got some stories for this thread man but I ain't gonna tell them cause I suspect my girl be lurking on here and reading my posts.
Elzo69Renaissance
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AZTG;8097707 said:I'm saying though, fuck type of people we got on this board?
Shit is hilarious. Y'all some funny mafuckas.
Like that last post. What type of person just decides hes gonna lie to hoes and tell them he homeless and shit just for fun?
Funny thing is I did the same shit. Not on some telling them I'm homeless, but I would meet bitches and give them a fake name, I would make up life stories on the spot, and make my life story outrageous as hell and try to keep that shit going till I got bored of that bitch or the story I was telling her. I would get caught up cause I was telling so many girls so many stories I would mix it up. Once I would get caught I wouldn't apologize to keep them or nothing, just tell the bitch I been lying about everything and cut off all contact and ignore calls. That shit used to be fun as hell.
I got some stories for this thread man but I ain't gonna tell them cause I suspect my girl be lurking on here and reading my posts.
nigga I used to do that all the time... I remember I was at the ATM w my girl...and some girl I used to mess w run up on me like Mohamed!!! How r u? I was like I think u got the wrong person and got the fuck outta there....im in the car trying to hold the laughter in... My girl like u knew that girl didn't u...
Elzo69Renaissance;8097887 said:AZTG;8097707 said:I'm saying though, fuck type of people we got on this board?
Shit is hilarious. Y'all some funny mafuckas.
Like that last post. What type of person just decides hes gonna lie to hoes and tell them he homeless and shit just for fun?
Funny thing is I did the same shit. Not on some telling them I'm homeless, but I would meet bitches and give them a fake name, I would make up life stories on the spot, and make my life story outrageous as hell and try to keep that shit going till I got bored of that bitch or the story I was telling her. I would get caught up cause I was telling so many girls so many stories I would mix it up. Once I would get caught I wouldn't apologize to keep them or nothing, just tell the bitch I been lying about everything and cut off all contact and ignore calls. That shit used to be fun as hell.
I got some stories for this thread man but I ain't gonna tell them cause I suspect my girl be lurking on here and reading my posts.
nigga I used to do that all the time... I remember I was at the ATM w my girl...and some girl I used to mess w run up on me like Mohamed!!! How r u? I was like I think u got the wrong person and got the fuck outta there....im in the car trying to hold the laughter in... My girl like u knew that girl didn't u...
This shit is hilarious
Elzo69Renaissance
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AP21;8097904 said:you aint did nothing til you lied to a chick about flying out to Seattle to shoot a commercial for colgate
or the 7th ranked football recruit in the nation on a college campus, college hoes were so gullible
AP21;8097904 said:you aint did nothing til you lied to a chick about flying out to Seattle to shoot a commercial for colgate
Bruh I remember one time, and keep in mind this is before this whole Isis shit, so Syria was relatively peaceful,
Well first let me tell y'all the setting so it makes sense, I used to own a few gift shops in malls in South Jersey and PA, and a few of those carts you see in the mall. So I used to be in a mall all the fucking time, and the reason I would have access to so many women is cause they would come in the store to look at shit and I'll go help them and be like hey how do you like my store and they would look at me see a young dude who owned the store and they would smell money.
So anyway, on one occasion that started off just like that I got to talking and convo went to oh wow your successful at such a young age etc... And I would be like yea growing up was so hard so it turned me into a hard worker etc...
So that time I told the bitch growing up was so hard cause when I was 8 my whole family got killed in war and I was forced to be a child soldier and until I was like 12 I killed mad people and and finally was saved by a missionary and brought to the US and because of that experience all I could do was study and work cause I has nightmares everytime I had free time.
The bitch bought it all. Felt bad for me etc.. Gave me the number, and I made the story get more and more outrageous. I dont remember if I got to smash that particular time or if I was found out to be lying before I fucked.
And nah I ain't even from Syria and never been physically close to any type of war
aight...i told this story already so i'll just give the cliff notes
was smashing this chick in college then once i left, she wanted to come to BR to get smashed again
she drove like 45min-1hr to get to BR
that whole week she had been talking about how bad she wanted to get long dicked or whatever
finally came, gave her a solid 2 rounds, then hit that ol "my boy called to say our other boy was in a wreck and was being rushed to ICU" story
she was like "oh damn, go see about your friend"
we both leave the apt, get in our cars, then i act like i "forgot my wallet"
went back upstairs, turned on the xbox and played I believe Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
She ends up texting me a few weeks later talking about she felt kinda played. Im thinking she wanted nothing to do with me afterwards...WRONG
She calls back a few more weeks after that saying she wanted to come back to BR, but this time she was getting a room
smart girl
was smashing this chick in college then once i left, she wanted to come to BR to get smashed again
she drove like 45min-1hr to get to BR
that whole week she had been talking about how bad she wanted to get long dicked or whatever
finally came, gave her a solid 2 rounds, then hit that ol "my boy called to say our other boy was in a wreck and was being rushed to ICU" story
she was like "oh damn, go see about your friend"
we both leave the apt, get in our cars, then i act like i "forgot my wallet"
went back upstairs, turned on the xbox and played I believe Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
She ends up texting me a few weeks later talking about she felt kinda played. Im thinking she wanted nothing to do with me afterwards...WRONG
She calls back a few more weeks after that saying she wanted to come back to BR, but this time she was getting a room
smart girl
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