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Lol Cain story reminded me of a time I brought a chick to my mom's house when I was drunk and gave her a piggy back ride to my room....gave her drunk dick, then I got the urge to throw up....so instead of going to the main bathroom, and fucking that bathroom up, I ran to the basement bathroom.

After throwing up I fell asleep on the floor.....which sucked for her cuz she was stuck in my room until the middle of the next morning scared to come down stairs, having to pee, getting hungryx not sure if I was alive...the whole thing was hilarious
 
I don't view any of this shit as being a scumbag. Just young folks doing whatever to fuck a bitch. Shit all apart of growing up IMO.

Any woman who has a story like these you are freak bitch and should be ashamed. What I said ain't double standards its just how life is don't let these dumbass feminist trick you into thinking different

 
OK here goes.....I was a freshman in college and I was on thanksgiving break from school so I went home. Well a lot of folks I played ball with in school came to my house when NY mama wasn't there. We get drank and weed and call up some freaks. One freak I been wanting to smash so I had to get her. Only problem was my mom got rid of my bed when I left for college so it was only her room and the living room where everybody else was at. Long story short we ran trains on both chicks in my man's bed :( lol I thank God for repentance
 
Let me tell y'all bout how I smashed this dudes bm, it was round maybe early 2000. Well me and this dude had beef and he had this bad baby momma that stayed round the block. Shorty was bad yo. Me and dude use to be cool but dude got full of himself. But long story short I'm walkin down tha block and shorty spots me. She scoops me up in her jeep and we cruising. We end up in a ally and later I'm leaving my kids in her baby's car seat
 
kingofkingz;8093618 said:
I was on a date at this fine light skin chick house & we sitting on the floor drinking champagne & talking, slow music playing on tv, candles lit nshit.. i was trying to fuck this bitch for a minute so I'm thinking yeah I'm finally gonna smash.. I'm making moves on her & she not really accepting them

So about after an hour of me being all touchy feely on her she comes out & says I'm not ready for sex, i just got outta something & i see u as a brother type of good friend & i don't wanna ruin that

So I'm sitting there crushed & disappointed. She gets up to go to the bathroom i put my dick in her champagne when she came back she finishes her drink then after 15mins i just left & ignored all her calls & texts after that

Bitch was gon get this D one way or the other fucking bitc... I'm still pissed about that & that shit happend years ago

Hands down funniest shit in this thread.

Im crying at work
 
GodNThaBuild'n;8095007 said:
Let me tell y'all bout how I smashed this dudes bm, it was round maybe early 2000. Well me and this dude had beef and he had this bad baby momma that stayed round the block. Shorty was bad yo. Me and dude use to be cool but dude got full of himself. But long story short I'm walkin down tha block and shorty spots me. She scoops me up in her jeep and we cruising. We end up in a ally and later I'm leaving my kids in her baby's car seat

Aiight jigga.

Tell us how u bagged beyonce from Marques Houston next
 
texas409;8094284 said:
In Your Moms Room;8093714 said:
I was fucking with this bitch for like a week. Staying in a hotel with her. Only leaving to get food and dope. So, on the 6th day I wake up and this bitch is gone. Str8 ghost. Not only her, but my few bags are gone too. Lucky I slept with my money in my pocket.

So like 2-3 days go by and this bitch call me crying. Like I'm so sorry, I'm sick. I just need 2 bags and a needle. I tell her to meet me at the McDonald's. In my head, I'm like fuck this bitch, I'm fucking her (not literally)

So we meet up at the McDonald's and walk the 5min to my boys hut, which is under a bridge. Cause I know he has hep-c and I want this hoe to get that shit. So she mix her shit up and bang out with his needle. As soon as she take it out her arm, I start lmao and tell her about the needle. My homie start nodding his head saying it's true. She start balling again. Me and my homie dip off and leave her under the bridge. Never heard from her again.

It's her fault though. She shouldn't of beat me.

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see this shit here is why I dont fuck with the crackas on this site

MY GOD... wats lower than scumbag.. U r it my friend
 
Lurkristocrat ;8088666 said:
BeardedFreak;8086714 said:
I went through a phase for about three years where I only fucked women in the ass, never the pussy.

Started another serious relationship with a chick who was an anal virgin. So i softly grabed her hand and bent her over gently…then I stabbed her asshole with no lube. She screamed uncontrollable at first but was loving it balls deep by the end.

Sounds like those 3 years were spent trying to find your sexuality bruh......

Gon get Yaself a boyfriend bruh....

I thought it was funny!!
 
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Ms.Scorp;8068900 said:
Tea_Drinker;8068301 said:
Ms.Scorp;8067276 said:
I'm not telling the real life shit but I will keep it forum related......

I fucked with an IC poster and we started to develop feelings, but I got back with my Husband soon after and cut off all contact with him.

If recollection serves me correctly when the titty gif of you dropped that said "will strip for info on Gambino" you weren't in a relationship with your husband (still separated) however the time when that gif was recorded was 2-3 weeks after you claimed to be in a relationship with a different man...by relationship I mean fucking.

Now, 2-3 weeks after the recording of that gif, you and hour husband are reconciled (I didn't believe it at the time).

So in a period of 4-6 weeks you were with some nigga, stripped for Choice, then got back together with your husband.

Unless the guy before Choice is the guy that you were fucking with...which means that nigga must be A.Mann or there's another IC nigga that was out in the Middle East during that time.

Other people it could have been during that time would have been niggas that stayed on your clit, which when I think about it now would be the likes of Blazini and OnePunch since I haven't seen either of these niggas post.

Well since you're a Kimi revisionist get it right boo. My husband and I were separated for almost the entire first year I posted on the IC. During that time, yes I flashed choice and fucked other people. Anything else you need to know?

She cute as hell
 
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