scumbag!

[deadeye]

lol

aight so a lil backstory

this was around the time of FB when you had to have the college login to use it...so I was perusing chicks from our high school and whatnot and saw this chick. Lets call her M. So M was real cool with my cousin B (female cousin).

So when i saw M's name under my cousins friends list, i thought why not. So i shoot her the PM and we began exchanging back and forth which eventually lead to the digits.

I call her up one Saturday evening and she tells me she at her cousin Q's house. Q saw her on the phone and she was like "who you on the phone with"..she said "AP"..Q said..."shiiid...tell him to come through"

I was bored so i was like eff it and make the voyage over there. Get there and its Q's sister there, who actually used to date my half brother and almost got married to...M, and this chick named T that me and knock Twice went to middle school with. She was looking good as a mf. So we all just chopping it up, shooting the shit. Q asked me about Knock Twice. I call this nigga to tell him to come through and either he said he couldnt come or this nigga didnt answer the phone. Details is kinda fuzzy about that, but he a broad for not coming through

So the night goes on, and eventually, its just me and M talking. Its getting late and i hit her with the "im bout to head to the crib, the party dont have to stop" type shit...she was like cool, i'll follow you

at this point, we at the crib and the story almost happens the way Knock explained it, but for shits and giggles, i wont tell you which parts he exaggerated lol.

But the end result was exactly what he wrote. Woke up, told her hey, and basically told her to peace out.

I actually ran into M at an outlet mall a few years back. Busted like a can of opened biscuits status

 

[BeardedFreak]

I recently started befriending niggas and fucking their mommas.

It started off innocent. Go over to thier crib to kick it and do a lil light weight flirting with their momma. Grab her ass maybe suck a titty or two.

Now I'm fucking her, while he in the bathroom getting dressed.

Wooooo. What a rush!

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

lol

aight so a lil backstory

this was around the time of FB when you had to have the college login to use it...so I was perusing chicks from our high school and whatnot and saw this chick. Lets call her M. So M was real cool with my cousin B (female cousin).

So when i saw M's name under my cousins friends list, i thought why not. So i shoot her the PM and we began exchanging back and forth which eventually lead to the digits.

I call her up one Saturday evening and she tells me she at her cousin Q's house. Q saw her on the phone and she was like "who you on the phone with"..she said "AP"..Q said..."shiiid...tell him to come through"

I was bored so i was like eff it and make the voyage over there. Get there and its Q's sister there, who actually used to date my half brother and almost got married to...M, and this chick named T that me and knock Twice went to middle school with. She was looking good as a mf. So we all just chopping it up, shooting the shit. Q asked me about Knock Twice. I call this nigga to tell him to come through and either he said he couldnt come or this nigga didnt answer the phone. Details is kinda fuzzy about that, but he a broad for not coming through

So the night goes on, and eventually, its just me and M talking. Its getting late and i hit her with the "im bout to head to the crib, the party dont have to stop" type shit...she was like cool, i'll follow you

at this point, we at the crib and the story almost happens the way Knock explained it, but for shits and giggles, i wont tell you which parts he exaggerated lol.

But the end result was exactly what he wrote. Woke up, told her hey, and basically told her to peace out.

I actually ran into M at an outlet mall a few years back. Busted like a can of opened biscuits status

Nigga, that shit felt like Algebra.

all them damn Letters...

 

[AP21]

lol

aight so a lil backstory

this was around the time of FB when you had to have the college login to use it...so I was perusing chicks from our high school and whatnot and saw this chick. Lets call her M. So M was real cool with my cousin B (female cousin).

So when i saw M's name under my cousins friends list, i thought why not. So i shoot her the PM and we began exchanging back and forth which eventually lead to the digits.

I call her up one Saturday evening and she tells me she at her cousin Q's house. Q saw her on the phone and she was like "who you on the phone with"..she said "AP"..Q said..."shiiid...tell him to come through"

I was bored so i was like eff it and make the voyage over there. Get there and its Q's sister there, who actually used to date my half brother and almost got married to...M, and this chick named T that me and knock Twice went to middle school with. She was looking good as a mf. So we all just chopping it up, shooting the shit. Q asked me about Knock Twice. I call this nigga to tell him to come through and either he said he couldnt come or this nigga didnt answer the phone. Details is kinda fuzzy about that, but he a broad for not coming through

So the night goes on, and eventually, its just me and M talking. Its getting late and i hit her with the "im bout to head to the crib, the party dont have to stop" type shit...she was like cool, i'll follow you

at this point, we at the crib and the story almost happens the way Knock explained it, but for shits and giggles, i wont tell you which parts he exaggerated lol.

But the end result was exactly what he wrote. Woke up, told her hey, and basically told her to peace out.

I actually ran into M at an outlet mall a few years back. Busted like a can of opened biscuits status

Nigga, that shit felt like Algebra.

all them damn Letters...

click the reaction and keep it moving nig lol

UPDATE: ran into Q Saturday at the Dollar General. CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!! lol

 

[bdbdbd]

Part 5

So she lokee pissed off and I'm like shid you shoulda never told me to keep scrolling through my gallery, but fuck it.

So the mama was asked what we doing tonight, if we were going out or something, and I was like nah I'm tired and she was tired too, we had been riping and running in the stores all day, Lil buds buds was pressing his mama to leave, he really wanted to play with me smh, the lil chick mama was like dayum buds you never leave my house, you always wanna stay wit your grandmama, you just wanna go play with Mr.Knock I see, smh I'm looking and hearing this shit again wit a fake smile like mama dukes is really pushing this shit I see Lol. So we all leave and head to my lil chick's place, we get in and settle, lil bud had the ps4, dude was like you wanna see my room? and I was like yea, show me his shit or whatnot and he was like let's play 2k, I was like I need to talk to your mama, she was in the her room doing who knows what, so me and lil buds starting playing the game Lol, He's into the shit, I'm sitting indian style kicking his ass, At one point I was beating that nigga like 55-8 or some shit, he was like "you're really good" I shrugged and said, anybody can get it, lil buds buds laughs, and now I see his mama out the corner of my eye leaning against the door with some high boy shorts and a long t-shirt lawd smh but wha I didn't like was she had that "aww look at them smile on her" Lol smh, then she was like Lil bud me and Mr. Knock have some talking too do, he was like "aww mom, we are really having fun" smh I was like lil buds I'ma come back, at this point the score is like 77-12 or some shit. His mama looked at the score and was like "you aint gotta beat him like that, and decks me in the chest" you could let him win. I walked past her and said "he picked up the stick he wanted that ass-whooping and got it"

Long story short, we ended up watching a movie and guess who comes into the room, Lil bud bud and now it's the 3 of us watching a movie, fucking buds buds aint go to sleep until 2:30 that morning Lol...it was me and his ass up watching movies, his mama been went to sleep on us. I ended up telling him I was going to sleep, waking his mama up and knocking her down.

Left her house that morning. Gave her a hug, walked past lil buds buds room, put my hand on his door and shook my head and said good luck lil buds.

I hadn't answered her text nor calls since and all this happened on Sunday.

*sighs*

Maaaaaaaaan you ain't shit for this story. I burst out laughing at the porn on the phone bit tho.

But I don't know if it was your vivid storytelling or cus that was the first genuine scumbag story I read on hear but you gotta go holla at them motherfuckers 7 months too late I know but I couldn't in clear conscience read that and not say nothing.... lol that's cold blooded

 

[geechee slim]

"Left her house that morning. Gave her a hug, walked past lil buds buds room, put my hand on his door and shook my head and said good luck lil buds."

I can't read this without laughing

 

[illestni99ainne]

Man I need some new stories this might be the best thread on the ic

 

[TheBoyRo]

Am I a scumbag if I attempt to have sex with a girl cause she's so vulnerable that her son died?

 

[Micmacmar3of3m]

Check that

Ay man, leave that nigga alone.

IJS he mean muggin and saying smh

Did u wanna do that it was it pressure BRUH

Did u get down on one knee? Lol

Na fuck that. I took her to the mall, had her pick her own ring out and boom. Fuck all that romantic shit. And i aint get pressured. I wanna marry the girl. I aint worried about her 1 bit. Scared ima fuck shit up. But it was time to let that shit go and grow

Grown man shit

 

[Mastery]

Am I a scumbag if I attempt to have sex with a girl chase she's so vulnerable that her son died?

@TheBoyRo

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I remember a few years out of high school, I was dating this chick from Sacramento. Her mom sold coke out of their crib and homegirl was shining 24/7. Good pussy, good head, the hoe would break me off bread, life was good.

Then I started hearing rumors she was fucking with this other nigga from the other side of town. I'd confront the bitch about it but she'd have this weird way of making me forget about it. She'd become hostile at first then suck my dick till I was good. She was good.

One day I go to her crib drunk after the club and I see this nigga leaving her house. Luckily she didn't see me. I just left. I went to my nigga Kelly crib. Them niggas were smoking and drinking with some bitches playing nba live and shit. I start venting about this bitch. My nigga and his boys start taking notice.

3 nights later them niggas ran up in her and her mom's crib. Robbed them bitches. Took they dope, took they money, took they jewelry. Them niggas left her and her mom hog tied in the bath tub. Gangsta shit.

Not too long after, they moved back to Sacramento and we lost contact.

I don't know if that counts as scumbag but whatever.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

I remember a few years out of high school, I was dating this chick from Sacramento. Her mom sold coke out of their crib and homegirl was shining 24/7. Good pussy, good head, the hoe would break me off bread, life was good.

Then I started hearing rumors she was fucking with this other nigga from the other side of town. I'd confront the bitch about it but she'd have this weird way of making me forget about it. She'd become hostile at first then suck my dick till I was good. She was good.

One day I go to her crib drunk after the club and I see this nigga leaving her house. Luckily she didn't see me. I just left. I went to my nigga Kelly crib. Them niggas were smoking and drinking with some bitches playing nba live and shit. I start venting about this bitch. My nigga and his boys start taking notice.

3 nights later them niggas ran up in her and her mom's crib. Robbed them bitches. Took they dope, took they money, took they jewelry. Them niggas left her and her mom hog tied in the bath tub. Gangsta shit.

Not too long after, they moved back to Sacramento and we lost contact.

I don't know if that counts as scumbag but whatever.

More like payback. You got some real azzz friends for life.

 

[Trollio]

Joker is also a admitted rapist and subliminal setup crook

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Joker is also a admitted rapist and subliminal setup crook

Receipts?

 

[Trollio]

Joker is also a admitted rapist and subliminal setup crook

Receipts?

Don't keep receipts for trash

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Joker is also a admitted rapist and subliminal setup crook

Receipts?

Don't keep receipts for trash

Keep your mouth shut then nigga if you cant back em up

 

[Trollio]

Joker is also a admitted rapist and subliminal setup crook

Receipts?

Don't keep receipts for trash

Keep your mouth shut then nigga if you cant back em up

What you go do, threaten me again with no real life consequences

I'm so afraid tough guy

 

[Dupac]

I remember a few years out of high school, I was dating this chick from Sacramento. Her mom sold coke out of their crib and homegirl was shining 24/7. Good pussy, good head, the hoe would break me off bread, life was good.

Then I started hearing rumors she was fucking with this other nigga from the other side of town. I'd confront the bitch about it but she'd have this weird way of making me forget about it. She'd become hostile at first then suck my dick till I was good. She was good.

One day I go to her crib drunk after the club and I see this nigga leaving her house. Luckily she didn't see me. I just left. I went to my nigga Kelly crib. Them niggas were smoking and drinking with some bitches playing nba live and shit. I start venting about this bitch. My nigga and his boys start taking notice.

3 nights later them niggas ran up in her and her mom's crib. Robbed them bitches. Took they dope, took they money, took they jewelry. Them niggas left her and her mom hog tied in the bath tub. Gangsta shit.

Not too long after, they moved back to Sacramento and we lost contact.

I don't know if that counts as scumbag but whatever.

More like payback. You got some real azzz friends for life.

not if they didn't cut him in.......

 

[BeardedFreak]

Been on this milf, cougar phase all summer. I ain't even hollering, unless she 40+

These women be so damn chill.

 

[white sympathizer]

Slept with a fat bitch because I aint wanna stay overnight at a train station after missing the last train.