Say...You Ever Thought Bout How...?

[sully]

lol if a man gets 2 different chicks preggo and they have they babies @ da same time are those kids twins?

Haha you dummy....yes they would be twins

Dumbass....no, they wouldn't. Identical twins = same egg. Fraternal twins = two eggs. Key to both is they share the same womb.

 

[damobb2deep]

^^ but they born on the same day tho... so and they are siblings... cuz a woman can have twins by 2 different men..

 

[sully]

^^ but they born on the same day tho... so and they are siblings... cuz a woman can have twins by 2 different men..

They're half-siblings. Twins don't have to be born the same day. Theoretically, one can be born today, and the other can just chill in the womb until next week. Conception at the same time in the same womb is a more accurate determinant.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Am I the only who enjoys draining every last drop of energy outta a woman, by makin her cum multiple times, while goin buffet style on her puss?

I'm talkin about damn there havin her azzz literally tappin out. I love seeing that reaction.

 

[qawshun]

Ever have those times you're walkin downtown and suddenly get the bubble guts where you stuck in no man's land. You can't stand still because that shit is still churning and you cant run because then its a rap. You gotta shuffle can't even lift your feet, all while bustin a sweat on your forehead like you just stepped outside.

What if instead you could just grab the nearest person's arm and transfer that shit to them and you back to normal walkin and they left leaning lookin at you with the dookie face because they can't run after you.

The funniest shit I've seen all week

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Ever have those times you're walkin downtown and suddenly get the bubble guts where you stuck in no man's land. You can't stand still because that shit is still churning and you cant run because then its a rap. You gotta shuffle can't even lift your feet, all while bustin a sweat on your forehead like you just stepped outside.

What if instead you could just grab the nearest person's arm and transfer that shit to them and you back to normal walkin and they left leaning lookin at you with the dookie face because they can't run after you.

This s@@@ got me in tears right now. Lol!

 

[damobb2deep]

Am I the only who enjoys draining every last drop of energy outta a woman, by makin her cum multiple times, while goin buffet style on her puss?

I'm talkin about damn there havin her azzz literally tappin out. I love seeing that reaction.

I like 2 eat it 2 da point day i look like a toddler that fell asleep in dey cereal...

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Am I the only who enjoys draining every last drop of energy outta a woman, by makin her cum multiple times, while goin buffet style on her puss?

I'm talkin about damn there havin her azzz literally tappin out. I love seeing that reaction.

I like 2 eat it 2 da point day i look like a toddler that fell asleep in dey cereal...

Lol! Had one where I swear she went 3 levels of Super Saiyan while cummin.

 

[Shizlansky]

What's the reason we have dreams. I know they probably have some answer.

And why did some of my dreams actually come true. I know I'm not the the only one who's dreams came true

But why the dreams I want to happen never come true.

Still waiting on that dream where I can fly.

The mind is something else I tell ya.

 

[LUClEN]

Could god microwave a burrito so hot that even he could not eat it?

 

[LUClEN]

Why do dudes have nipples, them shits are useless

evolutionary vestigial

when i get high i often think about how other people are in their own heads just like i am, but you can never be in anyone else's head

Psychiatrists get close

 

[Dupac]

why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway??

 

[damobb2deep]

do animals have dey own language? and if so... do they have to teach dey kids da language like we do our kids?

 

[Dupac]

do animals have dey own language? and if so... do they have to teach dey kids da language like we do our kids?

) ) )

 

[nex gin]

What's the science behind deja vu?

 

[damobb2deep]

What's the science behind deja vu?

half of yo brain is falling asleep... da other half is awake..

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Why broke azzz hefas are quick to call a brotha a "broke azzz nigga," but yet those same hefas barely can rub 2 nickels together!

 

[Lurker6]

what if sleep was our natural domain and we only wake to eat and sustain ourselves until our next nap

 

[southsil4lil]

If they're are two brothers who are identical twins and the meet a pair of identical twin sisters and they each paired up and had kids......is it possible the cousins could be twins or look damn near exactly alike?

 

[damobb2deep]

If they're are two brothers who are identical twins and the meet a pair of identical twin sisters and they each paired up and had kids......is it possible the cousins could be twins or look damn near exactly alike?

hmm i'm pretty sure this has happened somwhere..