Santorum Warns of Iran Attack on North Dakota

[Alkindus]

lol and the reporters didn't burst out laughing when he said 'that’s what Iran will be all about unless we stop them from getting that nuclear weapon,”

Can you imagine the ayatollahs having a meeting and be like; When will the nukes be ready? you know we gotta strike North Dakota soon huhuhhahahahahahhahaa!

 

[janklow]

in fairness, it would be quite a surprise attack. only Santorum would see it coming.

 

[fiat_money]

How did he know that the Illuminati's HQ is in North Dakota?

I mean, that is foolish of him.

There is nothing in North Dakota.

 

[edeeesq]

He would make a GREAT presidential candidate!

 

[StoneColdMikey]

this guy....

 

[Inglewood_B]

He would make a GREAT presidential candidate!

best thing about election season... daily show/colbert report will be even more hilarious than usual

 

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[BK Product]

North Dakota tho?!?!? LMAO

 

[Lou Cypher]

Obviously hasnt heard of alaskas oil

 

[JJ 1975]

How did he know that the Illuminati's HQ is in North Dakota?

I mean, that is foolish of him.

There is nothing in North Dakota.

LMAO! And just what did he want North Dakota to do about these eminent attacks. LMAO!