Rick And Morty (Season 3)

[TheNightKing]

Rick was getting soft at the end of season 2. They had to course correct with this first ep. Shit was so dope!

 

[LUClEN]

 

[LUClEN]

 

[dnyce215]

Not so fast Morty, you heard your mom. We've got adventures to go on Morty. Just you and me. And sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom but never your dad. You wanna know why Morty? Because he crossed me. Oh it gets darker Morty. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that's different, no more dad Morty. He threatened to turn me in to the government. So I made him and the government go away. I've replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn't have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the family Morty and if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I'll deny it. And they'll take my side because I'm a hero Morty. And now you're gonna go and do whatever I say Morty. Forever. And I'll go out and I'll find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce Morty. Because that's what this is all about Morty. That's my one-arm man. I'm not driven by avenging my dead family Morty. That was fake. I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce Morty. That's my series arc Morty. If it takes nine seasons. I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce Morty. That's what's going to take us all the way to the end Morty. Season nine more seasons Morty. Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce. For ninety-seven more years Morty. I want that McNugget sauce Morty.

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[nickel-us P]

Rumors of ep 2 premiere tonight

 

[illestni99ainne]

Not so fast Morty, you heard your mom. We've got adventures to go on Morty. Just you and me. And sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom but never your dad. You wanna know why Morty? Because he crossed me. Oh it gets darker Morty. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that's different, no more dad Morty. He threatened to turn me in to the government. So I made him and the government go away. I've replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn't have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the family Morty and if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I'll deny it. And they'll take my side because I'm a hero Morty. And now you're gonna go and do whatever I say Morty. Forever. And I'll go out and I'll find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce Morty. Because that's what this is all about Morty. That's my one-arm man. I'm not driven by avenging my dead family Morty. That was fake. I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce Morty. That's my series arc Morty. If it takes nine seasons. I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce Morty. That's what's going to take us all the way to the end Morty. Season nine more seasons Morty. Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce. For ninety-seven more years Morty. I want that McNugget sauce Morty.

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[nickel-us P]

Guess I was wrong. Smh fuck the intanents

 

[MoeW]

Rick and Morty returns July 30th 11:30p ET.

 

[_Jay_]

Here for it.

 

[Swiffness!]

THE RULER'S BACK

Lol the fuck is this about

 

[dnyce215]

At Spencer's they got the rick Szechuan sauce t shirt

 

[Beta]

At Spencer's they got the rick Szechuan sauce t shirt

Is it the one big Sean had on?

 

[dnyce215]

At Spencer's they got the rick Szechuan sauce t shirt

Is it the one big Sean had on?

I don't know

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

I marked the calendar on the wrong day I thought it came on tonight lol

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

I marked the calendar on the wrong day I thought it came on tonight lol

Tonight is the night.

 

[nickel-us P]

I'm guna get riggidy riggidy wrecked tonight son

 

[Kairo]

GoT and Rick and Morty. Sunday night television is the GOAT.

 

[StoneColdMikey]

LETS GO

 

[R0mp]

Glad I found out it was tonight.

 

[nickel-us P]

I think this lived up to the hype. But I'm kinda lit right now. I'll watch again tomorrow