Rappers failed Attempts at being Intelligent

[dalyricalbandit]

38 Revolve Like The Sun ROUND The Earth - JAY

 

[GettinLo]

Dizzy Gillespie plays the sax - Greg Nice. Dizzy was noted for playing the trumpet

 

[wordsRweapons]

"I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly."

Canibus, "Funk Master Flex Freestyle"

The units of density are not degrees. And even if they were, if you are at 720, youre at the same place you were when you were at 360.

Fucking moron

 

[Hatter]

" I leave you with more wounds than a whole room full of chicks" Prodigy

women have wombs not wounds.

 

[wordsRweapons]

LMAO, yall found with some good ones.

Keep them coming.

 

[wordsRweapons]

"Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin."

Dr. Dre, "Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang"

Genius

Im surprised Einstein didnt discover this first

 

[GettinLo]

LMAO just found this one "Baby girl shake it like a paraplegic, please believe it." Nelly

What A dummy

 

[KTULU IS BACK]

pretty much every nas line

 

[KeepOnPushing]

Oj Da JuiceMan - " i Got 5 Rings On Like i Play for the Cleveland " .......in The History of the Cavs they have never even Won a Championship let alone "5"

 

[GettinLo]

"You done broke my heart into a million pieces, I should have seen it coming, wish I had telekinesis." Kanye... probably meant telepathy

 

[white715]

lmao just found this one "baby girl shake it like a paraplegic, please believe it." nelly

what a dummy

lmao!!............

 

[white715]

"We can kick it like Judo" Lil Wayne

There is absolutely no kicking in Judo

 

[da_murderman281]

Soulja Boy dissing Bow Wow

" you is sweeter than a lemon"

Last i checked lemon taste sour not sweet fucking high school dropout.

 

[qawshun]

pretty much every nas line

wrong.....

i keep 2 shot guns under my chest or vest. i remember star and buckwild going in on that line

 

[Sovo_Nah]

Redman "Do what you feel." featuring Method Man.

Red says "that red dot on your forehead is not because youre arabian (watch what you say to him)."

So the red dot would be coming from the infra red beam from his gun. but maybe im failing. I dont know. I thought Arabians were muslims and Hindu people had the red dot.

i mean, he IS a rapper so he HAS to be smarter than the common person right?

 

[7 DAY THEORY CDATISR]

smh at u nerds sitting down and studying lines

 

[Tales_]

'I'm 1 like 5 divided by 4'

 

[Tales_]

'Its so hot up in the club, i aint got no shoes on'

 

[TRILLip Brooks]

'I'm 1 like 5 divided by 4'

nigga its i remain 1, like 5 divided by 4

5 divided by 4 is remainder 1

 

[KTULU IS BACK]

wrong.....

there are no "smart" and factually correct nas lines