Rappers failed Attempts at being Intelligent

[MR.CJ]

Sorry but it's really not.

its really true

 

[hrap-120]

ummmmm .... i guess this whole thing went over your head

where you went wrong is when she says "double it times three" ......what she really means is that her flip was triple instead of double. see in street linguistics, the term "double" or "double up" or in this case "double it" simply means that you intend on making a profit from what you just bought. if i buy a kilo, and i say im gonna double up ... that doesnt mean im simply gonna turn the 32 thousand into 64 .... that just means that double the money is the least of what its going for when i sell it. for the rhyme's sake .. she had to say double it times three so the rhyme would flow repetitously . double up, flip, turn over etc etc ... all imply an intent to make a profit ... its not a solid mathematical term that can only mean one specific thing lol

think about jay z on dead presidents

The Soviet, The Unified Steady Flow
You already know, you light I'm heavy roll, heavy dough
Mic macheted your flow, your paper falls slow
like confetti, mines a steady grow, bet he glow
Pay five dead it from blow, better believe I have
eleven sixty to show, my doe flip like Tae-Kwon
Jay-Z The Icon, baby, you like Dom, maybe this Cristal's
to change your life huh, roll with the winners

notice that jay z didnt pay 580 which would be half of 1160 ... he only paid 500 but his flip made more than double ... and his main point with this line is that his hustling is on a level where he garauntees he will more than double his money.... but for the rymes sake ... he didnt use any of the other popular terminology because it didnt fit with the rhyme ... double up doesnt go with the tae kwon do reference

she never says what the exact the profit was that they divided by four and subtracted by eight which left them with sixteen. the whole point of that whole shit was to say that they sold the drugs, everybody got money from the profit even though they took a loss, and they still had enuff left over to re up (hence the original 16 that you thought "was just wow"). so actually you kinda played yourself just by not understanding what the hell was going on here. next time just ask someone who is from the hood and actually understands this. and us cats from the hood will ask you when we want to know something about eminem etc

I enjoyed that

rockefeller died of aids that was the end of his chapter - Nas ether.

Rockefeller didn't die of aids.
Dumb ass.
What he should have said was:
Rocafella died of pulmonary fibrosis that was the end of his chapter and that's who you choose to name your company after.

You poor clown....shouldnt you be listening to Ememim??

Rock-A-fella died of aids because only faggits "rock fellas" and fagits are know to have aids..its a play on words that dumb people cant undestand.

Put it together I rock Hoes Y'all rock fellas..a fag like you should know that.

 

[Jonas.dini]

No play on words. Look at the whole quote.

Rockefeller died of AIDS, that was the end of his chapter

And that's the guy y'all chose to name your company after?

It obvious he was referencing one specific person.

I think nas got John D Rockerfeller mixed with the actor Rock Hudson who when died of aids, made aids a big deal world wide.

lol.

that is funny, but wrong dunny.

"Rocafella had the crown on the block,

him and Sync gettin' bent

I was 10 lookin' at them intrigued..."

^^^ This is from a Jaz-o song. Get your google on for details.

 

[rose.amoureux]

" I leave you with more wounds than a whole room full of chicks" Prodigy

women have wombs not wounds.

No...I think he was talking about vaginas. Some people try to be funny and call them wounds. Cause we have our cycles (bleed)...nvm..

 

[Anti_matter]

I'm like the Ice Man Michael Kuklinski - Cam'ron

The Ice Man's name was Richard Kuklinski.

 

[ChuckieInDaMurderAve]

"Cause GED wasnt BIG i had to get PAD thats why my moms hate me." Biggie

its spelled PAID.

I'm pretty sure he spells it "P-A-I-D", which is correct.

As for this thread, nothing funnier than someone who tries to spell words and fails, shouts to K-Solo on his first appearance:

"F-L-Y like a B-R-I-D on the S-K-Y" from EPMD's Knick Knack Patty Wack

 

[1of1]

I'm like the Ice Man Michael Kuklinski - Cam'ron

The Ice Man's name was Richard Kuklinski.

The Ice Man's name was George Gervin.

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[Focal Point]

The Ice Man's name was George Gervin.

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real spit right here

 

[Anti_matter]

The Ice Man's name was George Gervin.

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hahaha I see wut u did...

 

[UPTOWN]

Lol Connexx my nigga *daps* what's good and nice correction NeighborHoodPusher

whss good baby boy !!!! holla at me for the year end threads in ill pix !!!

 

[damobb2deep]

And even as a crack fiend, mama

You always was a black queen, mama

2pac.

Lol. You can't be a queen and a crack fiend.

Dumb ass.

If u think no person of royalty has never took drugs u stupid.. Btw you kno what that means.. As a person who's mom is a recovering crack fiend I understand what tha nigga was sayiñ

 

[efsmutton]

I was listening to the allhiphop radio when I heard this:

"Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen..."

Foxy Brown ("Affirmative Action")

Let me start off by saying, Im a math major.

Lets do the math:

You got 32, chop it in half, you got 16.

Double it times three means multiply it times six, you know got 96.

Divide it by four you get 24. Subtract it by 8, you got 16. How the fuck she ended with the same result....is wow.

Even if she was right about having 48 after she "double it times 3", 48 divided by 4 is 12 and that minus 8 is 4.

Stupid ass bitch.

Come up with some more dumbass lines

She's not stupid you just didn't understand how she came up with the answer, but in your world you got it.

 

[nyq_guru]

ok .. im done with this thread ... you are just not that smart .... your problem is that you may know some things like text book definitions and formulas etc .... but your overall understanding when looking at a situation from abroad is non existent

first off .. you ethered yourself right here

you just said that density is not measured in degrees ... but then you said if you are at 720 degrees you are at the same place as 360 degrees. LOL

lets take a something that is measured in degrees like the temperature of an atmosphere .... if an atmoshpere (for the sake of the arguement) was heated to 360 degrees .... then it doubled to 720 ... how the fuck is it at the same place as it was when it was 360??? 720 is much hotter!! LOL

ur confusing degrees as a measurement period with degrees as a measurement of an angle ... like how a circle has 360 degrees ... LOL smh my head at you failing in your own thread LOL!!!!!!! degrees can be used to measure plenty of things .... including density!!!! have you ever heard of API or API gravity ??? LOL!! it measures density in units of degrees!! LMAO

You do know that API gravity has no unit - stating it in degrees is just a convention. And in all honesty, since when is Canibus some kind of petroleum liquid? Just saying...

And I love that people always quote the Jay "remain 1 like 5..." line, that's self ether at it's finest (it's almost always on the first page of a thread like this). His "revolve" line however, smh....

 

[frank white]

You spent too much time on that, potna

 

[damobb2deep]

Jay z. "they had me peein outta a cup" how the fuck they do that? They can have u peein into a cup bout outta 1?

 

[BillDance]

nigga its i remain 1, like 5 divided by 4

5 divided by 4 is remainder 1

lol that would be 5 subrtracted by 4 = 1

 

[dalyricalbandit]

the ice man's name was george gervin.

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lmaoo.......

 

[usmarin3]

I remain the one like 5 divided by 4.

4 divides into 5 with a remainder of one. Why do so many people misconstrue this line. smh This is shit you learn in middle school, some of you niggas are dumb as fuckl.

 

[major pain]

lol that would be 5 subrtracted by 4 = 1

failure....

 

[ChuckieInDaMurderAve]

For a moment 5 / 4 = 1 sounded rather weird, but it is actually the correct answer. Not the exact one though, that would be 1.25 or something.