Questions for terrible people...

[Idiopathic Joker]

@BrideofKilla

Respectfully of course but...

Tits or gtfoh

 

[BrideofKilla]

That line of questioning can go fuck itself.

You're already a terrible person for entering the thread... Miner's well go ahead and answer...

 

[BrideofKilla]

@BrideofKilla

Respectfully of course but...

Tits or gtfoh

Spoiler

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

@BrideofKilla

Respectfully of course but...

Tits or gtfoh

Spoiler

Oh, you savage as fuck

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

Round 2:

1. Your mom walks in on you masturbating or you have to sit through a recording of your own conception?

2. You're at Thanksgiving dinner with the fam and you have to ruin the whole dinner with one sentence... What would it be?

3. Watch porn with your parents or watch porn of your parents?

4. What's the worst ringtone music to go off during a funeral?

5. What's the biggest lie you've ever told to get a job?

1. Mama walking in

2. "I HATE Y'ALL FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART."

3. WITH...

4. "Drop it like it's Hot" - Snoop Dogg

5. "I'm White."

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Round 3...FIGHT!!!

1) Cremate me, lace my ashes wit cyanide, and mix it whatever meal is being cooked for them. To hell I send thee...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

2) I'll take sarcastic for 300 Bride. A lot of people ask or say stupid azzz s***. Sarcasm reminds them. But since we talbout compliments, a lot of women like an azzzhole.

3) 1st wish: I'm taking away happiness & love from my ex by any man she meets. Newn over her for years now, but I'm petty. Pay back bitch!! 2nd wish: I'm taking the GOP's control away from Congress, and any red states in the country...except Utah. They have that. 3rd wish: I'm taking away the memory of me doing this chick dirty that I use to deal. And replace it with good thoughts so she can call me up to smash again.

4) ONLY 1 day?? HELL...MUTHA...FUCCIN...YEAH!!!

5) Ugly child. Will definitely make sure my child's confidence is to the stratosphere, and they succeeds in life. That way they prove that personality>>>looks.

 

[BrideofKilla]

Round 2:

1. Your mom walks in on you masturbating or you have to sit through a recording of your own conception?

2. You're at Thanksgiving dinner with the fam and you have to ruin the whole dinner with one sentence... What would it be?

3. Watch porn with your parents or watch porn of your parents?

4. What's the worst ringtone music to go off during a funeral?

5. What's the biggest lie you've ever told to get a job?

Round 2 answers:

1. I've seen birthing videos... I'm not squeamish

2. Family...I think it's time you know that me and (insert wypipo name here) got hitched!!

3. With but they'd have to choose the flick.

4.

5. Told this clothing store that I was wearing their merchandise during the interview to impress them... Actually I was but I stole it from a different location...

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

Round 3:

1. When you die, you can either be cremated and fed to your enemies or choose a pose and be displayed in the entryway of the McDs by your house forever... Choose.

2. Would you rather have every compliment that comes out of your mouth sound acidly sarcastic or have your voice crack everytime you get loud with someone?

3. A genie grants you 3 wishes but you can't use them to gain anything for yourself or the rest of the world... You can only take things away from specific individuals... What do you take and from whom?

4. Would you choose to wake up to $500 cash under your pillow every morning for the rest of your life if it meant that everyone on the planet would have 1 day shaved off their lives?

5. Would you rather cut off your hand or have an ugly child?

1. Pose DIsplay, I want Ronald McDonald holding my Dead body up while random bitches twerk they ass on my corpse.

2. Sarcasm...i like the mystery i portray

3. My Baby mama ain't got shit already so i'll leave her to suffer...Um IDK really

4. HELL YEAH .

5. Have an Ugly Child...He'll still end up being a Player

 

[Lou Cypher]

Round 3:

1. When you die, you can either be cremated and fed to your enemies or choose a pose and be displayed in the entryway of the McDs by your house forever... Choose.

2. Would you rather have every compliment that comes out of your mouth sound acidly sarcastic or have your voice crack everytime you get loud with someone?

3. A genie grants you 3 wishes but you can't use them to gain anything for yourself or the rest of the world... You can only take things away from specific individuals... What do you take and from whom?

4. Would you choose to wake up to $500 cash under your pillow every morning for the rest of your life if it meant that everyone on the planet would have 1 day shaved off their lives?

5. Would you rather cut off your hand or have an ugly child?

Mcdonalds. I ain't turning into shit. Those fat folKS will worship me.

2. Sarcasm one I guess.

3. Oh man. I would clean out the richest person in the world's bank account. I would steal jhene aiko from big Sean. and the 3rd I'm saving until i can think of what else I would need.

4. Damn right I would! Too many goddamn people on this planet, fuck 90% of them.

5. Oooh this is fucked. I guess the ugly child. Can always drop it off at the fire station if it's too unbearable.

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Round 2:

1. Your mom walks in on you masturbating or you have to sit through a recording of your own conception? I'd rather be caught flickin my bean.

2. You're at Thanksgiving dinner with the fam and you have to ruin the whole dinner with one sentence... What would it be? I can't think of anything that would have stopped my mom from eating turkey and gravy.



3. Watch porn with your parents or watch porn of your parents? Watch it with my parents.

4. What's the worst ringtone music to go off during a funeral? The circus theme music.

5. What's the biggest lie you've ever told to get a job? "Yeah I've done that before."

Round 3:

1. When you die, you can either be cremated and fed to your enemies or choose a pose and be displayed in the entryway of the McDs by your house forever... Choose. They can eat my ashes.

2. Would you rather have every compliment that comes out of your mouth sound acidly sarcastic or have your voice crack everytime you get loud with someone? Cracky voice, for comedy effect.

3. A genie grants you 3 wishes but you can't use them to gain anything for yourself or the rest of the world... You can only take things away from specific individuals... What do you take and from whom? Donald Trump would be broke af. Hilary would have no legs and Snowden would lose his protection

4. Would you choose to wake up to $500 cash under your pillow every morning for the rest of your life if it meant that everyone on the planet would have 1 day shaved off their lives? No.

5. Would you rather cut off your hand or have an ugly child? Lose a hand, then I could get a hook!

 

[Revolver Ocelot]

Round 1

1. Naw. Folks better strap up

2. Pubic hair

3. Will be

4. 100K

Round 2

2. mom walks in on me masturbating

3. Mac & Cheese burnt

4. Watch porn with your parents

5. Dead and Gone

6. None. If it anything serious they gonna find out anyway

Round 3

1. a pose it be displayed in the entryway of the McDs by your house forever

2. compliment sound acidly sarcastic. Easy, I'm like that anyway

3. Take away any aliment from my folks, all these mumble rappers ability to speak, hate in peoples heart.

4. Nope

5. have an ugly child?

 

[BrideofKilla]

Round 3:

1. When you die, you can either be cremated and fed to your enemies or choose a pose and be displayed in the entryway of the McDs by your house forever... Choose.

2. Would you rather have every compliment that comes out of your mouth sound acidly sarcastic or have your voice crack everytime you get loud with someone?

3. A genie grants you 3 wishes but you can't use them to gain anything for yourself or the rest of the world... You can only take things away from specific individuals... What do you take and from whom?

4. Would you choose to wake up to $500 cash under your pillow every morning for the rest of your life if it meant that everyone on the planet would have 1 day shaved off their lives?

5. Would you rather cut off your hand or have an ugly child?

1. Cremated if McDs doesn't pay my family for using me as the new mascot.

2. Voice crack...I wanna hurt some eardrums when I get loud..

4. Can't do it... What if the day you shave off is their last?

5. Ugly child... Beauty is subjective...

 

[OmegaConflict]

Stop making threads

Make pics

 

[SolemnSauce]

Round 2:

1. Your mom walks in on you masturbating or you have to sit through a recording of your own conception?

She seen it before

3. You're at Thanksgiving dinner with the fam and you have to ruin the whole dinner with one sentence... What would it be?

Im thankful for when u sent me down south aint talk to me for 7 years

4. Watch porn with your parents or watch porn of your parents? My pops gave me a box full of porn mags and tube socks for my 14th birthday after not seeing me for 8 years

4. What's the worst ringtone music to go off during a funeral? That nigga dead as a doorknob, stiff as a nail-50 Cent

5. What's the biggest lie you've ever told to get a job?

im a people person

 

[SolemnSauce]

Round 3:

1. When you die, you can either be cremated and fed to your enemies or choose a pose and be displayed in the entryway of the McDs by your house forever... Choose.

Cremation

2. Would you rather have every compliment that comes out of your mouth sound acidly sarcastic or have your voice crack everytime you get loud with someone?

First option already a staple of my personality



4. A genie grants you 3 wishes but you can't use them to gain anything for yourself or the rest of the world... You can only take things away from specific individuals... What do you take and from whom?

Take beauty away from Beyonce

Take talent away from Tom Brady

Take hatered for me away from Missk

5. Would you choose to wake up to $500 cash under your pillow every morning for the rest of your life if it meant that everyone on the planet would have 1 day shaved off their lives?

No, everyone includes my kids



5. Would you rather cut off your hand or have an ugly child?

Hand, no child of mine should have to suffer due to my selfish choices

 

[OmegaConflict]

Top 5 worst thread of all time

 

[BrideofKilla]

Top 5 worst poster of all time

 

[TheNuttinProffessor]

Round 2:

1. Your mom walks in on you masturbating or you have to sit through a recording of your own conception?she gotta see me smacking this mufucka

2. You're at Thanksgiving dinner with the fam and you have to ruin the whole dinner with one sentence... What would it be?"grandma told me you put her in a headlock what to that?"

3. Watch porn with your parents or watch porn of your parents?with. Can't see my people ass naked and aroused :dizzy:

4. What's the worst ringtone music to go off during a funeral?any Luke record

5. What's the biggest lie you've ever told to get a job?my whole applications be lies

 

[R0mp]

Just answer the questions

1. You've been given the power to cure aids and have it eradicated from the face of the earth... But to do so, you have to abstain from sex for the rest of your life. Do you do it?

2. Would you rather have all of your body hair replaced by pubic hair or be 150lbs heavier for the rest of your life?

3. Would you rather know when your death will be or how?

4. Public bathroom... Shit everywhere... In the unflushed toilet there's money... How much money would have to be there for you to go in and get it?

If the thread picks up, I'll post more questions...

Can I at least use fleshlights?

Jokes on you, I aint got body hair.

When.

2 million and a HAZMAT suit.

 

[riddlerap]

3. Watch porn with my mom, i'd have her dyin. "Mommy, I bet you used to fuck lame niggas like this didn't you"