Questions for terrible people...

[Lefty_]

1. People should be safer.

2. 375....Nah, I won't last long, and fat people's crevices stink yo.

3. Fuck....I'd live a happier remainder of my life if I just knew how, I made it past prime homicide age(knock on wood). Fuck around and be heart disease, i'm okay with that.

4. If the bank has to report it to the IRS, i'm going to get it. That's what they made soap for.

 

[MD_PROPER]

1. Forever ever ever.......cant do it....Yawl niggas better wrap up

2. Give me the 150..i got the frame for it

3. I'll take the date cuz how dont matter at that point...dead is dead

4. 10k or better ....(nigga dont judge me)

 

[Chi Snow]

Fuck humanity, ya'll doing just fine without the cure

Give me the pubic hair, everything dred'd

When, I wanna know do I got time to meet Rihanna and Marley

Shit can be washed off, 150k would be suffice

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Just answer the questions

1. You've been given the power to cure aids and have it eradicated from the face of the earth... But to do so, you have to abstain from sex for the rest of your life. Do you do it? Fuck yeah.

2. Would you rather have all of your body hair replaced by pubic hair or be 150lbs heavier for the rest of your life? Uhhh pubic hair everywhere, I can shave.

3. Would you rather know when your death will be or how? No cuz I would over analyze the fuck outta* it.

4. Public bathroom... Shit everywhere... In the unflushed toilet there's money... How much money would have to be there for you to go in and get it? Guess it would depend how broke I was.

 

[Beta]

1. No

2. Pubic Hair

3. How or no

4. The minimum? Pshhhhh $500

Niggas would not see $500 in the toilet and be like "Nah"

 

[Trillfate]

Just answer the questions

1. You've been given the power to cure aids and have it eradicated from the face of the earth... But to do so, you have to abstain from sex for the rest of your life. Do you do it?

2. Would you rather have all of your body hair replaced by pubic hair or be 150lbs heavier for the rest of your life?

3. Would you rather know when your death will be or how?

4. Public bathroom... Shit everywhere... In the unflushed toilet there's money... How much money would have to be there for you to go in and get it?

If the thread picks up, I'll post more questions...

Nah. Plus there's already a cure..

Pubic hair aint as nappy, so that..

When

500... it never said i cant use rubber gloves!

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Just answer the questions

1. You've been given the power to cure aids and have it eradicated from the face of the earth... But to do so, you have to abstain from sex for the rest of your life. Do you do it?

2. Would you rather have all of your body hair replaced by pubic hair or be 150lbs heavier for the rest of your life?

3. Would you rather know when your death will be or how?

4. Public bathroom... Shit everywhere... In the unflushed toilet there's money... How much money would have to be there for you to go in and get it?

If the thread picks up, I'll post more questions...

1) We got condoms

2) Call me Fat Bastard360

3) Naw. Hell no.

4) I gotta know for sure how much money before I go s*** diving for dollars

 

[gns]

Fuck humanity, ya'll doing just fine without the cure

Give me the pubic hair, everything dred'd

When, I wanna know do I got time to meet Rihanna and Marley

Shit can be washed off, 150k would be suffice

:lol:

 

[SolemnSauce]

1.No

2.Pubic Hair

3.How

4.Enough money that theres no shit or toilet water on the dollars on top

 

[Lou Cypher]

Safe sex > no sex

Weight. I'll turn it into 320lbs of solid muscle!!

when my death is.

It would have to be In the double digit thousands or more.

 

[ChillaDaKilla]

Just answer the questions

1. You've been given the power to cure aids and have it eradicated from the face of the earth... But to do so, you have to abstain from sex for the rest of your life. Do you do it?

2. Would you rather have all of your body hair replaced by pubic hair or be 150lbs heavier for the rest of your life?

3. Would you rather know when your death will be or how?

4. Public bathroom... Shit everywhere... In the unflushed toilet there's money... How much money would have to be there for you to go in and get it?

If the thread picks up, I'll post more questions...

1. No Fuck the World literally

2. I'll take the Pubic I got good hair

3. Don't matter when Death is waiting it's your time regardless

4. 5.2 million

I make 500 off commish on a good sales day sans fecal matter

 

[BrideofKilla]

Round 2:

1. Your mom walks in on you masturbating or you have to sit through a recording of your own conception?

2. You're at Thanksgiving dinner with the fam and you have to ruin the whole dinner with one sentence... What would it be?

3. Watch porn with your parents or watch porn of your parents?

4. What's the worst ringtone music to go off during a funeral?

5. What's the biggest lie you've ever told to get a job?

 

[BrideofKilla]

Round 1 answers:

1. Nope, I'm selfish af...

2. Pubic hair

3. When so that I can plan accordingly, doesn't matter how

4. Y'all bougie af with y'all answers... Now I can't answer cause I don't need y'all judging my struggle...$200... Imma find a way to fish it out without getting too dirty...

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Round 2:

1. Your mom walks in on you masturbating or you have to sit through a recording of your own conception?

2. You're at Thanksgiving dinner with the fam and you have to ruin the whole dinner with one sentence... What would it be?

3. Watch porn with your parents or watch porn of your parents?

4. What's the worst ringtone music to go off during a funeral?

5. What's the biggest lie you've ever told to get a job?

1) *note to self, remember to lock door*

2) "I won the lotto, but no one is getting any money from me."

3) My dad unintentionally watched "Tip Drill" with me. I think I can manage

4) PUT IT IN YOUR MOOOOUUUUTTTHHH!! YES YOUR MUTHAFUCCIN MOOOOUUUUTTTHH!!

5) That I knew how to work an OHMS meter.

 

[huey]

Round 1

1. I'd abstain for something with greater impact

2. Pubic hair can be shaved off (what exactly is the diff anyway?)

3. How I'd die would be interesting

4. Any amount over 100 bills

Round 2

1. I'd take the walk in. Nothing can wash my memory

2. Accuse a family member of being secretly gay

3. Wtf is wrong wit u...I'd watch with tho

4. Happy by pharrell

5. I am a people person

You have a fiendish mind yo

 

[ChillaDaKilla]

Round 2:

1. Your mom walks in on you masturbating or you have to sit through a recording of your own conception?

2. You're at Thanksgiving dinner with the fam and you have to ruin the whole dinner with one sentence... What would it be?

3. Watch porn with your parents or watch porn of your parents?

4. What's the worst ringtone music to go off during a funeral?

5. What's the biggest lie you've ever told to get a job?

1. Mom walking in on me masturbating has happened plenty of times

2. May the Dark Lord Satan bless this dinner

3. watch porn with Mom

4. Akinyele Put in your Mouth

5. Saying I was Jewish

L'Claim

 

[Lou Cypher]

Round 2:

1. Your mom walks in on you masturbating or you have to sit through a recording of your own conception?

2. You're at Thanksgiving dinner with the fam and you have to ruin the whole dinner with one sentence... What would it be?

3. Watch porn with your parents or watch porn of your parents?

4. What's the worst ringtone music to go off during a funeral?

5. What's the biggest lie you've ever told to get a job?

She would have to walk in on me. IF I saw that I would have to kill her and gouge out my eyeballs.

This tastes like what I think a dogs ass would taste like.

WIth. Man. One time when i first discovered how to download porn I had a good stash saved in a folder on my computer. We had a computer room at the time where my parents computer and my computer were both in there. My step dad comes from a super religious back ground. From rural minnesota. Dudes just weird, period and we never got along and he would try getting me in trouble for anything, but I'm watching tv and that jackass was digging through folders on my computer trying to dig up dirt on me and found my porn folder. I hear "Lou... come here.. sweetie (mom), you might want to see this."

I go back there and dude is watching a porn with jenna Jameson and she's getting her pussy ate on my screen. Dude goes, "what's this?" with his smug Ass "you're in trouble" voice. And I was just silent like "what the fuck am I supposed to say here?" 30 seCs go by and I'm just staring at the screen until I finally snap like "it's porn! Wtf? Im 13 I assume you were wishing you could get shit like this at 13!" My mom walks off disgusted and hes still trying to get me In trouble like "we'll what are we going to do about this??" and my mom responds "I ain't gonna do shit about it. Wharever he needs that video on his computer for he can do by his damn self, I'm supposed to ground him from the computer or something??"

Then we all ate dinner. Fuckin hate my step dad.

4. That damn alarm clock or actual ringer ring tone.

5. Yeah, I can pass a drug test.

 

[Lefty_]

1. My mom would just have to clown me, I refuse.

2. "Niggas need to start bein real with themselves, they know who the fuck i'm talkin bout." Then act upset and leave. Come back an hour later and survey the damage.

3. Watch porn with my mom, i'd have her dyin. "Mommy, I bet you used to fuck lame niggas like this didn't you"

4. Another one bites the dust would probably get somebody shot.

5. I ain't had a job in like 15 years. I've told somebody some great mid was dro back in the gap and charged em triple. Nigga ain't called me since.

 

[R0mp]

That line of questioning can go fuck itself.

 

[BrideofKilla]

Round 3:

1. When you die, you can either be cremated and fed to your enemies or choose a pose and be displayed in the entryway of the McDs by your house forever... Choose.

2. Would you rather have every compliment that comes out of your mouth sound acidly sarcastic or have your voice crack everytime you get loud with someone?

3. A genie grants you 3 wishes but you can't use them to gain anything for yourself or the rest of the world... You can only take things away from specific individuals... What do you take and from whom?

4. Would you choose to wake up to $500 cash under your pillow every morning for the rest of your life if it meant that everyone on the planet would have 1 day shaved off their lives?

5. Would you rather cut off your hand or have an ugly child?