TX_Made713
New member
God and the devil ran for ruler of the heavens, and god won because hes black.
Last edited:
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
TX_Made713;747523 said:God and the devil ran for ruler of the heavens, and god won because hes black.
ThaChozenWun;745914 said:Well he's on part time because heavens economy is in shambles right now, he only works at the call center for 4 hours a day. The destruction only occurs when Ms. God angers him because he smells like the Spiritclub. And god only watches over young girls in tight shorts who are outside, he still hasnt been able to aqquire an telescope that allows you to see through walls.
Well is should be obvious he and the devil are close friends, you wouldnt hold a partnership business with someone you wouldnt trust now would you. But him Allah, Krishna, Anasi, Anshar, Epna, Freya, Morrigan, Hades. He got him a large inner circle. Osiris is the only one up there who doesnt fuck around with God.
No, we're like his pet fish. You cant do anything but tap on the tank and scare them every now and then. Outside of that you just watch em and wait til they die so you dont have to feed and clean up after them anymore. Without us he would just go create some new genetically altered things somewhere and throw rocks at them and make it rain til it flooded the world and killed em all.
No, he'd be happy. Like I said the bible says clearly they run business together. Even though Satan gets the big chunk of commision for attracting the customers and havin them sell their souls, God still gets his check at the end of the week to.
Samething he was before our minds thought him up.... Non-Existant
weezyfgarbage;749439 said:Man these days I just ask myself: WWJZD?
"I never prayed to God I prayed to Gotti."
Thanks Jigga.
kingblaze84;749446 said:LOL.....praying to God, praying to Jay-Z, same difference. You will have the exact same results praying to either one of them. Bill Gates is an atheist yet he's more rich and more powerful than most religious freaks out there, that tells me a whole lot!
There are a ton of poor religious folk in Africa that don't have half the luck Bill Gates has.....what irony.
melanated khemist;749730 said:you don't have to be Crazy to hear voices. If I practice pranayama or especially meditate for hours straight, hearing voices,noises, and seeing beautiful light and colors become very REAL( in a sense).
melanated khemist;749738 said:What i forgot to mention is,this mainly happens to me when im high. Thats why i encourage people not to smoke when in training.
ether-i-am;746343 said:So y'all never notice how a lot of mentally unstable people claim god speaks to them or they're on some mission from god?
*shrugs* I must be to observant.
oliverlang;754047 said:smh...at god with a bigger ego than Kanye...that's always been interesting to me. There are humans that are more "godly" than god himself...you know, ones who are void of ego, forgiving, caring, compassionate, etc.