post 3 things about you so people can roast you

[Mastery]

I'm black
I slept with sandbags around my cot while stationed in Iraq
My Profession is a Moderator for AKA Donkey (what, you thought we was doing this shit for free?)

 

[STHRNcomfort]

I'm black

I slept with sandbags around my cot while stationed in Iraq

you sleeping around with sandbags in Iraq :/

guess the quality over there was slim pickens?

 

[Cher Horowitz]

i'm really smart
i'm really good looking
i make a lot of money

 

[pisset adorable thug]

im an adorable cute and loveable thug
my dick hurts bitches
fat hoes and gay niggas hate me

 

[pisset adorable thug]

i'm really smart
i'm really good looking
i make a lot of money

proof to all of those claims

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

I am white.

I drink A LOT.

I spend most of my time at the casino.

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

Oh those are 3 good things... hmmm? idk

 

[TheGambinoLegacy]

ive never lost
i own my house
i have a boat

 

[BRiCKSQUAD]

i got my own car
share apt. with cuz
has yet to register for college

 

[princetavern]

1. I earn minimum wage at a puppy mill putting down and disposing of all the undesirable/unpurchased dogs

2. I had to use a catheter and colostomy bag for 6 months after a magic trick gone wrong. I decided I liked it better than using a toilet so I still piss and shit in a bag everyday.

3. I'm blind

 

[Cher Horowitz]

1. I earn minimum wage at a puppy mill putting down and disposing of all the undesirable/unpurchased dogs
2. I had to use a catheter and colostomy bag for 6 months after a magic trick gone wrong. I decided I liked it better than using a toilet so I still piss and shit in a bag everyday.
3. I'm blind

*dead *died *mummified