Post 2 truths and a lie about yourself

[7figz]

1. Only one of these statements is the truth.
   
2. I really make 7 figures a year.
   
3. I once fucked my girlfriend's sister.
   

 

[gns]

ooooh, oooooh i wanna play this game....

ive never smoked weed

ive never fucked a white bish

ive never owned a nintendo

 

[fiat_money]

by request

1. I've spit on someone during sex

2. I've peed someone during sex

3. I've punched a guy in the face during sex

On account of not being possible.

 

[Koko888]

ooooh, oooooh i wanna play this game....

ive never smoked weed

ive never fucked a white bish

ive never owned a nintendo

I think, I could be wrong

 

[gns]

I think, I could be wrong

dam i guess i suck at this game then.... u r right

 

[JB-CHI-CITY]

i think, i could be wrong

you alway's wrong in them 5,oo dollar red bottom's pimpin, now you want that cc ish too huh?

I'm 6 feet 4 inche's tall , like a six 4

i re-signed from my lil job a month ago

i'm poor & destitute & live in a card board condo w/ saran wrap window's, in an alley by the blue recyclable bin's

 

[JB-CHI-CITY]

- i had to get my stomach pumped for eating too much ketchup before

- i've been arrested

- i can run a marathon in 4 hours

the lie is you got yo stomach pumped, from eatin too much ketchup

no comment on what i think it was b

you might spear me or some shit

 

[Max.]

i was arrested and was a suspect in a murder case

my senior year..my hoop team won the championship...

i saw swiss beatz N I spit a freestyle

 

[hummingbird]

I'm an accountant
I'm a drug dealer
I'm a mom to 4 kids

 

[gns]

I'm an accountant

I'm a drug dealer

I'm a mom to 4 kids

idt u have 4 kids....

what u got for the LO though

 

[Dupac]

I've stolen hearts

I've stolen cars

I've stolen jewelry

 

[mr. mista xxlusive]

I got booed during my highschool graduation

My first 3some involved 2 white girls

I am Vice President of a company in Florida

 

[Koko888]

you alway's wrong in them 5,oo dollar red bottom's pimpin, now you want that cc ish too huh?

I'm 6 feet 4 inche's tall , like a six 4

i re-signed from my lil job a month ago

i'm poor & destitute & live in a card board condo w/ saran wrap window's, in an alley by the blue recyclable bin's

You're quite tall mate (sorry to be Captain Obvious)

 

[haute]

On account of not being possible.

Word

You guessed correctly

 

[blackrain]

I have 2 tats

I wasn't born in DC

I can speak 3 languages

 

[Koko888]

I have 2 tats

I wasn't born in DC

I can speak 3 languages

This......?

 

[blackrain]

This......?

nope...that's actually true I was the 3rd person in my fam born in America

 

[The BAPHOMET]

I've killed someone purposely

I've killed someone accidently

I've caused someone to kill themself

 

[death187sin]

I'm have 14 inches..

I can fuck for 4 days straight without eating or drinking water..

I walked the surface of Jupiter barefooted holding two 50 pound cement slabs after using a plastic spoon to carve the ten commandments into them.

 

[Koko888]

I have 2 tats
I wasn't born in DC
I can speak 3 languages

Second time lucky? For some reason I think you have tats.