Post 2 truths and a lie about yourself

[ChillaDaKilla]

I like to masturbate to aretha franklin pics

i sold my 3 year old son for a Droid X

I have a fetish for fucking Joe SUN's mom up the ass

although its quite hard to do anal on the paralyzed

 

[Dakari]

I like to masturbate to aretha franklin pics

i sold my 3 year old son for a Droid X

I have a fetish for fucking Joe SUN's mom up the ass
although its quite hard to do anal on the paralyzed

1 truth... and its obvious

 

[ChillaDaKilla]

1 truth... and its obvious

of course.....Mrs Sun is my bottom bitch

Lawd knows I love that hoe

 

[Suck Me Beautiful]

- i've been arrested

-I have a complete set of top notch indoor growhouse equipment (which one could use for growing Fruits, vegatables, or HERB s), soil and Hombolt Nutrients for sale (yes, c02 equipment included) right now for only 5k

-Those items are for sale for local pick up only

-I own a bently

 

[Aquaf!nafloe]

I have powerful energy I'm having a boy named meesha I'm lightskinned wit blue eyes..

 

[haute]

by request

1. I've spit on someone during sex

2. I've peed someone during sex

3. I've punched a guy in the face during sex

 

[politicalthug202]

you wouldnt have made it out alive...

she has a thing for young guys,

velvet sky from TNA wrestling does too

 

[Rocket Kidd]

i've never been high

i've never been drunk

i'm 24 yrs old

 

[robdaze151]

Navy seal

King of Bermuda

was in USA Today

 

[robdaze151]

robdaze151

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Y do I get this at random times???

 

[Suck Me Beautiful]

I spend about 700 a month on groceries for just me

I havent watched television programing in over 5 years. *excluding places I go where people already have it on*

Women dont find me attractive

 

[simplyspeaking]

I was invited to tour with a band overseas when i was in 7th grade.

Im the youngest of 5 children.

Im 5'11

sigh..... this is so obvious.

 

[simplyspeaking]

the boldest is the lie?

English was always my best subject.

I lost my virginity to a white girl.

I eat rice everyday.

lol....no, that's the truth. im a skilled instrumentalist.....

and i think the bolded is a lie

 

[FieldTripsToTheHood]

I've had dinner with Natalie Cole

I've had dinner with Lenny Kravitz

I've had dinner with Seal.

 

[simplyspeaking]

nope thats a truth. a mi me gusta moro y cristianos.

I'ma say ur height is false then. ur not 5'11.

yeah, your right. Im just 5'3.

and I think the first one you posted is a lie.

 

[FieldTripsToTheHood]

I dont think you had dinner with natalie cole. but if you did, is she as fine in person as she is on screen?

I did...at The Palm in West Hollywood...my gf at the time was loaded...her father is THE collector of vintage and rare guitars so he is connected to the music industry types. this is his store... http://www.normansrareguitars.com/famousfriends.php
she happened to walk in alone as we were being seated and she is a friend of her father's. He invited her to join us and she accepted. She is an amazing person. Her sppeaking voice was totally beautiful to me. Great experience.

The one that is a lie is Seal...he cancelled last minute. He was supposed to come to a business dinner meeting with Lenny Kravitz. I was always going to things like that during the 3 years I was with her.

...and to think I met her on AOL. bwahahahaha.

 

[FieldTripsToTheHood]

Wrong again. The middle one is the false one. I lost my 'V' to a Haitian girl. And she told me she knew voodoo so that break up had me worried to leave the house for 2 months straight.

word??? Looks Like I need get me AOL. lol

bro....didn't know she was loaded for 3months. She was loaded for real so I can understand the hesitation to announce it. Get some dude just looking to milk her of anything they can.

 

[simplyspeaking]

Wrong again. The middle one is the false one. I lost my 'V' to a Haitian girl. And she told me she knew voodoo so that break up had me worried to leave the house for 2 months straight.

LMAO . . . . . im cryin over here.

 

[FieldTripsToTheHood]

did she have that good good?

herb? pussy? what you referring to here lol my bad?

I was in the Marines so I wasn't into doing much in the drug scene...she was into E like crazy though. She was getting into coke until I put an end to that...someone with a bankroll like her could get out of hand with that shit real quick.

 

[FieldTripsToTheHood]

i was referrin to ze sex. but drugs are bad, mmmkay. Scott storch snorted away 20 million.

Bitch was bad bro. Still shocked I pulled that shit...I brought her home on leave to Boston the first time and fools I knew were stuttering in front of her. She just got married in November though hahaha. I tore that shit up for 3 years though so whatever...