Post 2 truths and a lie about yourself

[fiat_money]

If that's not the lie, then I am curious.

The last one is the lie, I've never had the flu and I rarely get sick.

I want to be rich, I have no desire to be an engineer though.

 

[Tha Killa]

I once at a whole half gallon of Cold Stone's apple pie ice cream, a large sized double cheeseburger meal with frosty, AND a large vanilla bean frappuccino from Starbucks while walking home from a gig back in highschool.

I'm currently "talking to" an IC poster

I had one of my female students hit on me

 

[Suck Me Beautiful]

me and a homeboy was out last night shooting nlggas

i got a mean chess game

I dont have a stack of cash sitting in front of me right now

 

[fiat_money]

What is the nature of the epic thing you invented?
If you don't mind me asking.

It's something that no one else has made, that many people want, and that I can produce for 1/6th the price I can sell it for.

 

[qawshun]

this is a good thread but it does need more chicks

 

[Suck Me Beautiful]

The first one -.-

Just because no one with half a brain is silly enough to admit to that online.

well.....u did see my first lie right?

 

[Suck Me Beautiful]

It's something that no one else has made, that many people want, and that I can produce for 1/6th the price I can sell it for.

a 100% plastic, untraceable gun?

 

[fiat_money]

Amazing profit margin.
Why don't you want to be an engineer? If you have a talent at inventing thing, it makes a lot of sense.
...

Engineering is like a road, and the destination is being rich. It's not that I want to take this particular road, it just looks like the most convenient path that'll get me closest to my destination.
If I see a better alternative route or a short-cut, I'll take it without hesitation.

a 100% plastic, untraceable gun?

Nah, that would be nice though.

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

I fucked my boss

I fucked my sisters bestfriend

I fucked my friends aunt

 

[Tha Killa]

Please tell me it's not the first one.
Your poor tummy :S

The 2nd one is the lie.

 

[CMac]

Never fucked a Asian women

Like women with nice ass

Like women with nice feet

 

[Tha Killa]

I fucked my boss
I fucked my sisters bestfriend
I fucked my friends aunt

Never fucked a Asian women

Like women with nice ass

Like women with nice feet

Lies I tell you......all lies.

 

[khryptik]

I'm currently blackmailing somebody
I kicked a teacher when I was at nursery
I walked over 5 miles home in the rain at 6am on a Sunday morning after an 8 hour shift because I would have had to wait 2 hours for a bus

 

[politicalthug202]

I make 6 figures

I fucked a famouse female pro wrestler victoria.

i drive the 2010 bubble bee camero

 

[Koko888]

I just quit my job because I felt bored and trapped.

I haven't had sex in five months because I'm waiting for the right guy.

I'm covered in tattoos (girly ones).

 

[walwyn]

I just quit my job because I felt bored and trapped.

I haven't had sex in five months because I'm waiting for the right guy.

I'm covered in tattoos (girly ones).

????????????

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Lies I tell you......all lies.

Good catch

 

[Koko888]

????????????

Yes indeed...well done you.

 

[Dakari]

I had a snowbunny threesome with a 18yr old and a 15yr old... and they sucked a nigga balls til i came on they faces

I had sex on a school bus...an occupied school bus. a short bus at that nigga. no handicap

I only have sex with ESPN or Tyra show on the tv.... unless its baseball. fuck some baseball

 

[Dakari]

I make 6 figures
I fucked a famouse female pro wrestler victoria.
i drive the 2010 bubble bee camero

you wouldnt have made it out alive...