People types on facebook

[Hendrix_Hydro]

Is it just me that feels that 9 out of 10 people on facebook could just STFU ? I'm trying to classify the different types of people I see posting shit when I log in, feel free to add to this.

The intelligent / profound / spiritual genious (who never quotes the original author).

"Each one teach one....." or "Life is full of battles you just have to blah blah ..."

Bragging motherfucka

"I just touched down on the beach, I'm in a Miami state of mind...."

The [overly] proud parent

Posts numerous pictures of their kids every day. (After all, they're all future models/actors/actresses).

Moody teens.

"I'm takin applicationz cuz he don't kno how 2 ak"

The alcoholic

"T.G.I.F. I got a bottle waitin' for @ home"

The male attention whore

"Just got back from the gym, GYM OR DIE MAN ! GYM OR DIE!!!!!"

etc... etc...

I don't post shit. What about you - what type of facebook poster are you ?

That's some funny shii.

I don't use facebook. I can't understand the mindset of people who want to put ALL their business out there.

No matter how inane it is, they feel the need to add it to their profile/hofile!

I used to fux with myspace & there were plenty of attention whores there, but once that started dying I just gave up on using anti-social networks.

Although sometimes I fux with twitter trending topics, just for the jokes.

 

[7figz]

Man, I swear I don't understand these people with the fuckin' quotes. They sayin' the shit like they truly made it up and yet they ain't nothing like that in actual life.

When I talk to this bitch on the phone, she a complete hoodrat. Then I log in to facebook and it's shit like:

"The Dream is not what you see in sleep, the dream is the thing which does not let you sleep." (10 people like this)

Some hypocrite shit.

 

[Niggas back]

I brag
I quote music
i shit on ppl, especially the bums
i say what the fuck i want and stil get ''likes''

On the real tho, is it true that facebook gon start charging niggas?

 

[T. Sanford]

I brag

I quote music

i shit on ppl, especially the bums

i say what the fuck i want and stil get ''likes''

On the real tho, is it true that facebook gon start charging niggas?

its false like mediatakeout news. They had a rumor last yar saying "facebook will be closing in march r may" with everybody posting that in their status then wen the said date came.

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

"Ifyouhatemethenyoufake Cuzallthe Realniggasfeelus" and "Walkin LoudPack"

LMAO @ Walkin LoudPack. Niggaz I swear...

 

[Ishi]

Facebook stays looking lame to me only reason i would ever consider making one is to connect to friends that moved.

 

[704Hustla]

women who say...................

"okay. I am currently accepting applications". lol.

Or the person who says some outrageous crazy shit, then gets mad when you disagree with them.

Example:

Girl- "IF YOU DRIVE A 2006 Car, you ARE A LAME MOFO and broke".

respondee- "Wtf? thats some dumb shit you just wrote".

girl- "QUITE BEIN A HATER! IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I SAY GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE"

some lame guy- "Say ma. Want me to come and beat that dude up for you?"

chick- "No thanks sweetie. I will just pray for him."

lame guy- "damn ma, you wifey material".

SMH....................................................

yea facebook is kinda crazy with all that vanity shit..facebook is literally the core of some peoples lives its crazy

 

[blackrain]

what about the ones with imaginary haters??

im like.. how are they even able to see ur page??

or the type that knows we know u but u portrayin an image for the 15 people who arent mutual friends??

that shit always fucks me up. lol

this shit will forever amaze me...people complaining about people they don't like being on their page...well block them or make your page so only people you know can see you...and people who complain about people on facebook...why are you "freinds" with a bunch of people who annoy you anyway? I'm the type, if I see you constantly posting stupid shit I'll de-friend you with no problem...hell I took 2 chicks I've known since elementary school off my friend list because they were bragging about "Putting their man on child support papers" to each other on their pages...I hate hoodrat shit so instead of complaining I simply eliminated them and killed the source of the problem

 

[dominique19]

The chicks who have facebooks fights with their exes new girl fiancee, wife jumpoff etc. . I'm like just let it go and log off already

 

[T. Sanford]

I hate when they be saying "Im bored, somebody send me some numbers or colors to play" smh

only numbers game Im playing is lottery

 

[Niggas back]

I hate when they be saying "Im bored, somebody send me some numbers or colors to play" smh

only numbers game Im playing is lottery

I hate that shit with passion. Sum of em be playing with themselves.....

I hate the niggas that be posting around 3AM, then say "TEAMNOSLEEP"

 

[gibbsboy]

yeah i cancelled my shit last month...it just became more of a hassle than a useful tool.

I hate being asked questions about whats on my facebook..especially from chicks...im like bitch if its on my FB than i KNOW you can see it..and im ok with that...that means im not hiding shit. Chicks are too emotional these days...and i dont want chicks to know who i know anymore...take a guess and we will find out the organic way.

Ohh and to add to this...its the DELUSIONAL chicks/dudes posters who be like

"Its on a crackin here at the vegas strip"

which seems like a sensible post...but if im with that chick..and she is taking pictures to post...and updating her status...its is most def NOT on a crackin cuz im bored as fuck cuz u glued to ur facebook....fuck facebook...actually fuck people who live/die by facebook...

 

[RiCKY ROZAY]

niggas wanna be dirty, and i jsut wanna see 30

 

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[TheIraq]

this shit will forever amaze me...people complaining about people they don't like being on their page...well block them or make your page so only people you know can see you...and people who complain about people on facebook...why are you "freinds" with a bunch of people who annoy you anyway? I'm the type, if i see you constantly posting stupid shit i'll de-friend you with no problem...hell i took 2 chicks i've known since elementary school off my friend list because they were bragging about "putting their man on child support papers" to each other on their pages...i hate hoodrat shit so instead of complaining i simply eliminated them and killed the source of the problem

smh..............

 

[7figz]

Any of yall keep gettin dumbasses post their status with that "copy and paste this message or you'll have to pay tomorrow" bullshit?

Niggaz been posting that shit for three days. The shit says POST BY TOMORROW!!!!.

2 days later, niggaz still aint figured out that that's some bullshit.

Yea man, I'm mad my boy sent me that shit. I thought he was smarter than that.

 

[ImWhiteBoyAwesome]

The worst people on facebook are the ones who constantly put up SONG LYRICS.

Un-originality does my motherfuckin head in.

My 2nd most hated type of facebook person is the one: Who NEVER makes a STATUS but STAYS joining stupid ass GROUPS.

HOWEVER, I'm probably one of the worst kinds of FB users coz.........I constantly get sweated on FB though, by family, friends, whatever, due to the fact I never think about what I say and I just say whatever the fuck Im feelin to do with whatever at whichever time. Which to me, is fine coz its the truth and how I see it so fuck whoever doesnt like it.....but apparently thats not the way to be on a "public forum" or something....SMH.

 

[blackdemo]

Im the music guy on my facebook, i always post new good hip hop songs, and on rare occasions good old ones, n i throw a few quotes in there

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

Any of yall keep gettin dumbasses post their status with that "copy and paste this message or you'll have to pay tomorrow" bullshit?

Niggaz been posting that shit for three days. The shit says POST BY TOMORROW!!!!.

2 days later, niggaz still aint figured out that that's some bullshit.

I been seeing that too. And I seriously question their intelligence for believing something that's so oviously a lie.

 

[twizza 77]

I'm the male attention whore: Talk about going to the gym, and post vacation pics and post music. Also, I'm a troll cynic that post sarcastic shit.

But hate people who likes groups and friends fake women spammers/phishers, hoodrats and so called models.

With the Models, they make a big deal about it, but the Model for "Get em Gurl" agency. At least one of my model friends walks a runway at the local events.