People types on facebook

[Jonas.dini]

ha, good thread, definitely see some of these types among my fb friends

I'll add:
-chicks who post pictures of their cats
-people who are always crying about something or another trying to get sympathy likes (usually accompanied by "FML")
-people in relationships who are always dissing their s/o talkin bout "why do I put up with this!"
-people bitching about whatever recent changes fb has made to the site

 

[aye.ohh.two]

Me: Led me on? I realized the most we could be was friends after I you told me you had no car and no job, so this doesnt ruin my day. Yeah, you're trifling, but the only person that has the right to be upset is your boyfriend.



lmao but yea she failed (no car, a kid, no job, and got a bf already)

 

[Co_Town_Michael]

Must C/s this thread and say that Facebook is the WOAT.
With that being said....
whenever I post on Facebook, it's usually something funny or ironic.
Don't know how to classify that however.

 

[Craig Robinson]

These same people are on Twitter as well

 

[Hyde Parke]

ha ha. you forgot the CEO'S of Backyard , Front Porch or insert " " Entertainment.

 

[Bodhi]

the twitter facebooker. Ppl that get on facebook and complain about how twitter is better and #postlikethis

 

[Silverfoxxx]

Man so ... there's a chick on my twitter timeline, always tweeting shit like "its hard to believe in anything anymore" or "all i have is me. and i must accept that" shit like that.

she kinda cute, and she was lowkey flirting with me. so one day i was like, lemme see what these kinda broads REALLY have going on in their life. so we swap numbers and shit and here were some of the humorous highlights of our convos:

(I'll Fast forward through the formalities)

Me: So we should definitely hang out some time.

Her: I definitely would but I dont have a car any more.

Me: What happend, did it break down?

Her: It was stolen.

(another convo)

Me: Hey -- how was your day? (its 5pm)

Her: Oh it was cool. Woke up, took my daughter to school and went back to bed.

(another convo)

Me: So are you working?

Her: Yes and no. I'm supposed to be subbing, but the stupid school hasn't called me back. I dont know whats going on. I dont know if they got all my paperwork.

Me: Well..why don't you call them?

Her: .... I should. I'll probably do that tomorrow.

*At this point I basically write her off. But I figure, if nothing else, maybe one day i'll get to smash. Then one day she sends me the following text*

Her: hey.. i just want to be fair to you and tell you I have a boyfriend. I'm sorry if I led you on, and I hope this doesnt ruin your day.



Me: Led me on? I realized the most we could be was friends after I you told me you had no car and no job, so this doesnt ruin my day. Yeah, you're trifling, but the only person that has the right to be upset is your boyfriend.

Her: Good.

,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[shawnbrown]

Yo i used to go to skool wit this chick and she is max b's cuzin. She cute but she always gotta make it known that they related. Shit is annoyin and niggad be past thirst.... Niggas be dehydrated. She put up a status about her wantin a man that would kill for her and the first comment from a thirsty nigga made me sick. Nigga was talkin bout " shit i'll kill for you if you was my girl" niggas be fuckin da game up. I be sittin there thinkin "dont yall know she feeds off the shit yall say smh

 

[Bodhi]

And the people that are always talkin about some random weird ass shit at like 4 in the morning or 2 in the afternoon on a weekday

 

[Silverfoxxx]

I must admit that im the facebook music nigga. I stay posting song and videos and shit. the only thing i dont do is recite a line. lol

 

[Niggas back]

ha ha. you forgot the CEO'S of Backyard , Front Porch or insert " " Entertainment.

Hahahahaha

 

[PURP_L_A_BOL]

deleted my shit last year

everyone with a facebook shares info that really doesnt matter to anybody but themselves. People just circle jerk to be popular.

 

[-Vincenzo-]

Man so ... there's a chick on my twitter timeline, always tweeting shit like "its hard to believe in anything anymore" or "all i have is me. and i must accept that" shit like that.

she kinda cute, and she was lowkey flirting with me. so one day i was like, lemme see what these kinda broads REALLY have going on in their life. so we swap numbers and shit and here were some of the humorous highlights of our convos:

(I'll Fast forward through the formalities)

Me: So we should definitely hang out some time.

Her: I definitely would but I dont have a car any more.

Me: What happend, did it break down?

Her: It was stolen.

(another convo)

Me: Hey -- how was your day? (its 5pm)

Her: Oh it was cool. Woke up, took my daughter to school and went back to bed.

(another convo)

Me: So are you working?

Her: Yes and no. I'm supposed to be subbing, but the stupid school hasn't called me back. I dont know whats going on. I dont know if they got all my paperwork.

Me: Well..why don't you call them?

Her: .... I should. I'll probably do that tomorrow.

*At this point I basically write her off. But I figure, if nothing else, maybe one day i'll get to smash. Then one day she sends me the following text*

Her: hey.. i just want to be fair to you and tell you I have a boyfriend. I'm sorry if I led you on, and I hope this doesnt ruin your day.

Me: Led me on? I realized the most we could be was friends after I you told me you had no car and no job, so this doesnt ruin my day. Yeah, you're trifling, but the only person that has the right to be upset is your boyfriend.

Her: Good.

bitch prolly felt like you led her on and wanted her little revenge or was even hoping to arouse your interest again through actin like someone else wants her.

they usually do this after they sent out 50 signals to show you that she is waiting for you to make a move on her but you never did...

 

[Beta]

Bitches on there be like "Who wants to buy me lunch?" Then mad parched niggas come out the woodwork

Oh yeah and the local niggas from your city who think they can rap and you get mad links to their low budget music videos and youtube vids that got like 12 views and the only nigga that comments it is the nigga who helped make the song

 

[shawnbrown]

Bitches on there be like "Who wants to buy me lunch?" Then mad parched niggas come out the woodwork

Oh yeah and the local niggas from your city who think they can rap and you get mad links to their low budget music videos and youtube vids that got like 12 views and the only nigga that comments it is the nigga who helped make the song

Lmao @ parched niggas

 

[Will Munny]

I post shit and it always gets a fuck ton of likes. Every time.

 

[Will Munny]

Bitches on there be like "Who wants to buy me lunch?" Then mad parched niggas come out the woodwork

hahahaha I hate that shit. Or a bitch will be like "having a really rough day " and all these thirsty muhfuckas come in there like "Do yo need a hug?" or some queer shit like that.

 

[#1 pick]

Facebook is just a mircocasm on real life. So generally what you see on facebook is generally what you have in real life. The ones with nothing to say or do aren't doing anything. The ones talking about nonsense is generally about that and the ones with personality.... go figure. The different is irl, everyone is a regular. Facebook is part time or not that big of a deal to some so it depends on the person.

 

[T. Sanford]

Single mother forgot that one

Lol team single mother lost

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

i post random weird ass shit because the internet isnt real

shocking