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what about the ones with imaginary haters??
im like.. how are they even able to see ur page??

or the type that knows we know u but u portrayin an image for the 15 people who arent mutual friends??
that shit always fucks me up. lol
 
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or the Girl in Love: " I love my Bookie, and he's all mine. All you other chickens back UP"

AnnoyinG!
 
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The whiny bitch who constantly complains about any and everything and just has to make every emotion a status

The smut who puts up "I'm horny" or "I love Sex" or"I'm bout to go to this party" and then that shit gets like 25 likes and comments from thirsty ass niggas
 
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and the niggas that use them extra long dumb ass names..

juss checked my emails and from FB and here are some names and i quote...

"Ifyouhatemethenyoufake Cuzallthe Realniggasfeelus" and "Walkin LoudPack"
 
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Thirsty Niggas.... Them niggas would like anything. Even if a bitch says shes taking a shit, nigga will hit that ''like'' button in a quick sec
 
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Niggas back;3393499 said:
Thirsty Niggas.... Them niggas would like anything. Even if a bitch says shes taking a shit, nigga will hit that ''like'' button in a quick sec

hahahaaaaaaaahaha a nigga be like "girl lemme wipe that for you" lol... just too damn thirsty.
 
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Conspiracy theorist: have a buddy on there who drops YouTube vid after YouTube vid always tagging me and a few others in it talking about the Illuminati.

The religious ones: God has given me this beautiful day, I am so thankful!

The religious hypocrite: Gotta put God first! He's blessed me this day, I was able to....
Next post is: bout to smoke this J and drink this 40, fuck the haters, I'mma do me! #I'monit

The quoter: the one who qutoes shit for days and days about being a better person

Theres so much smh
 
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You know those girls that always have a sad story on twitter about a guy doing them wrong, or shit not working out?

out of curiosity (i wanted to see if their life is really that bad) i actually spit game to one of them recently.

hilarity ensued. if anyone wants to hear the story i'll share.
 
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American.Loo;3393615 said:
You know those girls that always have a sad story on twitter about a guy doing them wrong, or shit not working out?

out of curiosity (i wanted to see if their life is really that bad) i actually spit game to one of them recently.

hilarity ensued. if anyone wants to hear the story i'll share.

go head money
 
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aye.ohh.two;3393686 said:
go head money

Man so ... there's a chick on my twitter timeline, always tweeting shit like "its hard to believe in anything anymore" or "all i have is me. and i must accept that" shit like that.

she kinda cute, and she was lowkey flirting with me. so one day i was like, lemme see what these kinda broads REALLY have going on in their life. so we swap numbers and shit and here were some of the humorous highlights of our convos:

(I'll Fast forward through the formalities)

Me: So we should definitely hang out some time.

Her: I definitely would but I dont have a car any more.

Me: What happend, did it break down?

Her: It was stolen.

(another convo)

Me: Hey -- how was your day? (its 5pm)

Her: Oh it was cool. Woke up, took my daughter to school and went back to bed.

(another convo)

Me: So are you working?

Her: Yes and no. I'm supposed to be subbing, but the stupid school hasn't called me back. I dont know whats going on. I dont know if they got all my paperwork.

Me: Well..why don't you call them?

Her: .... I should. I'll probably do that tomorrow.

*At this point I basically write her off. But I figure, if nothing else, maybe one day i'll get to smash. Then one day she sends me the following text*

Her: hey.. i just want to be fair to you and tell you I have a boyfriend. I'm sorry if I led you on, and I hope this doesnt ruin your day.

Me: Led me on? I realized the most we could be was friends after I you told me you had no car and no job, so this doesnt ruin my day. Yeah, you're trifling, but the only person that has the right to be upset is your boyfriend.

Her: Good.
 
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