Noah's Ark Has Been Found.

[mc317]

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[Black Boy King]

Ppl are stuck in the matrix and believe how life is today is how life always was.

 

[T. Sanford]

I wonder did he have flood insurance

 

[loch121]

To clarify the Noah's ark story.........the story was actually stolen from an old Chinese fable.

Research it for yourself

Christianity has all be stolen from other faiths.

This is a fact.IDK why ppl wacked and flagged this statement

All of the holidays were some other pagan holiday before they were christian holidays

They let the ppl keep their traditions but added the christian belief in it to make everybody feel comfortable with the change in religion

 

[lordhonka2]

To clarify the Noah's ark story.........the story was actually stolen from an old Chinese fable.

Research it for yourself

Christianity has all be stolen from other faiths.

This is a fact.IDK why ppl wacked and flagged this statement

All of the holidays were some other pagan holiday before they were christian holidays

They let the ppl keep their traditions but added the christian belief in it to not make everybody feel comfortable with the change in religion

you mean some right

 

[VIBE]

LOL @ Noah being 600 and taking 120 years to build the ark.

There hasn't been one set of bones that has shown up to prove such fuckery. You would think, with what the bible claims, that men lived such long years, we would've found evidence for this.

http://www.truthingenesis.com/2013/01/03/why-dont-we-find-more-fossilized-humans/

That is the dumbest shit I've read all year. It's also an opinion.

 

[MARIO_DRO]

I'm tryna imagine tigers and lions and and all their natural prey just chillin and coexisting on an ark for more than 40 MINUTES before gnawing into the ass of the nearest Zebra or Antelope like a ham sandwich B.

... YEAH, CAUSE JESUS SPEAKS TO STORMS AND TELL THEM TO CALM DOWN AND THEY DO IT..

SO ITS SOOOOO UNBELIEVABLE THAT GOD CANT CONTROL ANIMALS HUH?

 

[VIBE]

I'm tryna imagine tigers and lions and and all their natural prey just chillin and coexisting on an ark for more than 40 MINUTES before gnawing into the ass of the nearest Zebra or Antelope like a ham sandwich B.

... YEAH, CAUSE JESUS SPEAKS TO STORMS AND TELL THEM TO CALM DOWN AND THEY DO IT..

SO ITS SOOOOO UNBELIEVABLE THAT GOD CANT CONTROL ANIMALS HUH?

LMAO!

"Hey, you storm? Calm down, New Oreleans is in the way!" - Jesus

"Tornado, chill the fuck out, bruh, there's people in those houses" - Jesus

Riiiiiight

 

[VIBE]

To clarify the Noah's ark story.........the story was actually stolen from an old Chinese fable.

Research it for yourself

Christianity has all be stolen from other faiths.

This is a fact.IDK why ppl wacked and flagged this statement

All of the holidays were some other pagan holiday before they were christian holidays

They let the ppl keep their traditions but added the christian belief in it to not make everybody feel comfortable with the change in religion

Feelings.

 

[loch121]

To clarify the Noah's ark story.........the story was actually stolen from an old Chinese fable.

Research it for yourself

Christianity has all be stolen from other faiths.

This is a fact.IDK why ppl wacked and flagged this statement

All of the holidays were some other pagan holiday before they were christian holidays

They let the ppl keep their traditions but added the christian belief in it to not make everybody feel comfortable with the change in religion

Feelings.

What feelings? I didn't make the comment that got flagged

To clarify the Noah's ark story.........the story was actually stolen from an old Chinese fable.

Research it for yourself

Christianity has all be stolen from other faiths.

This is a fact.IDK why ppl wacked and flagged this statement

All of the holidays were some other pagan holiday before they were christian holidays

They let the ppl keep their traditions but added the christian belief in it to not make everybody feel comfortable with the change in religion

you mean some right

. You're right its some holidays not all of them.

Lent and Christmas were pagan holidays for sure

Easter is up for debate. Some say it came from other festivals some say it came from Christians

There ain't that many Christian holidays ppl really pay attention to

 

[VIBE]

To clarify the Noah's ark story.........the story was actually stolen from an old Chinese fable.

Research it for yourself

Christianity has all be stolen from other faiths.

This is a fact.IDK why ppl wacked and flagged this statement

All of the holidays were some other pagan holiday before they were christian holidays

They let the ppl keep their traditions but added the christian belief in it to not make everybody feel comfortable with the change in religion

Feelings.

What feelings? I didn't make the comment that got flagged

You asked "why" I answered. I'm not saying you caught feelings.

 

[Knock_Twice]

Lol..

600 years is somewhat around 70-80 years old in our day...it's not the 600 years yall thinking about...

Back then they counted days differently and they wasn't on any 24 hour type ordeal like how we are on today

I think you have to understand and removed yourself from the time you're living in today and think on how things was acted upon back in Noah's days...I don't have any calculations to prove that he was 70s years or how the 600 years breaks down in my time..there is evidence but I'm too lazy to search for the stuff...but just know him being 600 years old is not the same 600 years old yall thinking about...

 

[SneakDZA]

Lol..

600 years is somewhat around 70-80 years old in our day...it's not the 600 years yall thinking about...

Back then they counted days differently and they wasn't on any 24 hour type ordeal like how we are on today

a day is always the time it takes the earth to revolve on it's axis and a year is always the time it takes the earth to revolve around the sun. if ancient people didn't know that they certainly wouldn't have been building giant sea-faring vessels.

Lol..

I think you have to understand and removed yourself from the time you're living in today and think on how things was acted upon back in Noah's days...I don't have any calculations to prove that he was 70s years or how the 600 years breaks down in my time..there is evidence but I'm too lazy to search for the stuff...but just know him being 600 years old is not the same 600 years old yall thinking about...

oh we're supposed to just take your word for it and your word is based on the idea that there might be evidence out there if only you weren't too lazy to look for it?

yeah sure buddy.

 

[Knock_Twice]

Lol..

600 years is somewhat around 70-80 years old in our day...it's not the 600 years yall thinking about...

Back then they counted days differently and they wasn't on any 24 hour type ordeal like how we are on today

a day is always the time it takes the earth to revolve on it's axis and a year is always the time it takes the earth to revolve around the sun. if ancient people didn't know that they certainly wouldn't have been building giant sea-faring vessels.

Lol..

I think you have to understand and removed yourself from the time you're living in today and think on how things was acted upon back in Noah's days...I don't have any calculations to prove that he was 70s years or how the 600 years breaks down in my time..there is evidence but I'm too lazy to search for the stuff...but just know him being 600 years old is not the same 600 years old yall thinking about...

oh we're supposed to just take your word for it and your word is based on the idea that there might be evidence out there if only you weren't too lazy to look for it?

yeah sure buddy.

When did they find out this information folk...Do you think Noah knew it took 24 hours for the earth to revolve around it's axis???

Let me ask you something folk? Who sets "time"

Noah use to use terms as "watch"...going by the position of the sun and moon and darkness of the night to indicated the moment in the day lol..folk..

When did they find out the amount of time that it took the earth to revolve around the sun folk? Do you think Noah knew the amount of time that it took??

What you just spitted out means what again?? about knowing the time of when earth revolves what does that detail again???

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

shark whale survived

 

[Knock_Twice]

Lol..

600 years is somewhat around 70-80 years old in our day...it's not the 600 years yall thinking about...

Back then they counted days differently and they wasn't on any 24 hour type ordeal like how we are on today

I think you have to understand and removed yourself from the time you're living in today and think on how things was acted upon back in Noah's days...I don't have any calculations to prove that he was 70s years or how the 600 years breaks down in my time..there is evidence but I'm too lazy to search for the stuff...but just know him being 600 years old is not the same 600 years old yall thinking about...

70-80 years old uhh just the right age to start doing heavy construction and organising , my mistake

Who said anything about 'heavy' construction other than you...you do know old folks didn't sit around like how they do today lol....I guess you thinking dude has a cane and slow walk with a bad back to to help your argument huh lol

You do know there were more ppl on that Ark right?? so they just stayed back and watch the old guy build and lift on 'heavy' boulders huh lol...

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Lol..

600 years is somewhat around 70-80 years old in our day...it's not the 600 years yall thinking about...

Back then they counted days differently and they wasn't on any 24 hour type ordeal like how we are on today

I think you have to understand and removed yourself from the time you're living in today and think on how things was acted upon back in Noah's days...I don't have any calculations to prove that he was 70s years or how the 600 years breaks down in my time..there is evidence but I'm too lazy to search for the stuff...but just know him being 600 years old is not the same 600 years old yall thinking about...

70-80 years old uhh just the right age to start doing heavy construction and organising , my mistake

Who said anything about 'heavy' construction other than you...you do know old folks didn't sit around like how they do today lol....I guess you thinking dude has a cane and slow walk with a bad back to to help your argument huh lol

You do know there were more ppl on that Ark right?? so they just stayed back and watch the old guy build and lift on 'heavy' boulders huh lol...

ur talking like u were there, i mean u believe this shit from a book?

in that case gandalf was the goat wizard of all time

 

[Knock_Twice]

Lol..

600 years is somewhat around 70-80 years old in our day...it's not the 600 years yall thinking about...

Back then they counted days differently and they wasn't on any 24 hour type ordeal like how we are on today

I think you have to understand and removed yourself from the time you're living in today and think on how things was acted upon back in Noah's days...I don't have any calculations to prove that he was 70s years or how the 600 years breaks down in my time..there is evidence but I'm too lazy to search for the stuff...but just know him being 600 years old is not the same 600 years old yall thinking about...

70-80 years old uhh just the right age to start doing heavy construction and organising , my mistake

Who said anything about 'heavy' construction other than you...you do know old folks didn't sit around like how they do today lol....I guess you thinking dude has a cane and slow walk with a bad back to to help your argument huh lol

You do know there were more ppl on that Ark right?? so they just stayed back and watch the old guy build and lift on 'heavy' boulders huh lol...

ur talking like u were there, i mean u believe this shit from a book?

in that case gandalf was the goat wizard of all time

Lol

Nah lil brother I wasn't there

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

Man was created to live forever. Death only came because of sin, for the wages of sin is death. So to think that man didn't live for 900+ years at the begging of creation is foolish. Extending the life of mankind for a few hundred years is nothing to God. He can do anything. If He can speak the universe into existence by the word of His mouth, how hard could it be for Him to let the dust He gave life to walk around for a couple hundred years?

Even the oldest man to ever live, Methuselah, only lived for 969 years. He didn't even live for a whole day in God's eyes.



"But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day." 2 Peter 3:8

Even though we all must die, we will all still exist forever and ever in 1 of 2 places. For those who love God we shall reside in His presence where there is fullness of joy and pleasures forevermore! Hallelujah! But for those who hate God they shall experience the 2nd death, which will be the complete and total separation from the love of God in outer darkness forever and ever. There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Amen.

 

[VIBE]

"men was created to live forever, death came because of sin"

Considering that god is all-knowing, then man wasn't created to live forever. That could never be the case. Otherwise you prove god is imperfect and has his flaws.

That's an illogical statement.