No evidence of modern forgery in ancient text mentioning ‘Jesus’s wife’

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POE_LIL_DRO;6943776 said:
JESUS BEIN MARRIED...

OK.. LETS EXAMINE THIS

THAT WOULD MEAN THAT GOD LUST AFTER HIS CREATIONS.. CORRECT

THAT WOULD MEAN SIN.. CORRECT

SO JESUS SAW THIS BADDD CHICK. . WANTED HER SEXUALLY AND MARRIED HER... HAD SEX WITH HER AND SINCE IT IS/WAS A SIN TO SPILL YA SEED.. WHERE IS THE CHILD OF JESUS???

You have to be careful with that chain of thought. Not all early Christians believed Jesus was the son of God let alone God in the flesh. Many of them believed Jesus was God's Word made flesh or just a favored prophet given a special message and task.
 
The Lonious Monk;6943853 said:
POE_LIL_DRO;6943776 said:
JESUS BEIN MARRIED...

OK.. LETS EXAMINE THIS

THAT WOULD MEAN THAT GOD LUST AFTER HIS CREATIONS.. CORRECT

THAT WOULD MEAN SIN.. CORRECT

SO JESUS SAW THIS BADDD CHICK. . WANTED HER SEXUALLY AND MARRIED HER... HAD SEX WITH HER AND SINCE IT IS/WAS A SIN TO SPILL YA SEED.. WHERE IS THE CHILD OF JESUS???

You have to be careful with that chain of thought. Not all early Christians believed Jesus was the son of God let alone God in the flesh. Many of them believed Jesus was God's Word made flesh or just a favored prophet given a special message and task.

"The word was with God and the word was God"

 
DoUwant2go2Heaven?;6943688 said:
Jesus is the Creator! The Creator doesn't have sex with the creation He made. What kind of non-sense is this?

so it makes sense that god impregnated a chick and she then gave birth to him for some reason? think about what the fuck u r saying.
 
That's weird that they always call him the son of god.

That would be like if i had a son... but he was me. And people called him my son... but what they really mean is he's me. And sometimes we would be having conversations and shit... but it was really just me talking to myself. And sometimes my son would be telling other people about how awesome I am and that they should respect me and all that... but really he was talking about himself... who also happens to be me.

Yeah that makes a shit ton of sense. Amen.
 
ReppinTime;6943875 said:
The Lonious Monk;6943853 said:
POE_LIL_DRO;6943776 said:
JESUS BEIN MARRIED...

OK.. LETS EXAMINE THIS

THAT WOULD MEAN THAT GOD LUST AFTER HIS CREATIONS.. CORRECT

THAT WOULD MEAN SIN.. CORRECT

SO JESUS SAW THIS BADDD CHICK. . WANTED HER SEXUALLY AND MARRIED HER... HAD SEX WITH HER AND SINCE IT IS/WAS A SIN TO SPILL YA SEED.. WHERE IS THE CHILD OF JESUS???

You have to be careful with that chain of thought. Not all early Christians believed Jesus was the son of God let alone God in the flesh. Many of them believed Jesus was God's Word made flesh or just a favored prophet given a special message and task.

"The word was with God and the word was God"

Your quoting one of the books in the Bible. Not all early Christians followed the books in the Bible. In fact, there was no Bible. That said, the only Gospel that actually refers to Jesus as the Son of God is John. The others refer to him as the Son of Man or the Messiah. John wasn't actually written until Christianity was developed enough for the different sects to fight, and it was clearly written with the agenda of presenting him as a deity. None of the Gospels say Jesus was God though. That didn't come til later. I believe Paul introduced that concept.

DoUwant2go2Heaven?;6943886 said:
Jesus is God plain and simple! If Jesus isn't God, He isn't the Savior. Amen.

This isn't true. Whether Jesus was God or not, his sacrifice would have made him the Savior. And none of the earlier scriptures referencing the Savior or Messiah say anything about him being God in the flesh. Again, that concept wasn't even introduced until after Jesus was dead.

 
ThirdEyeFive;6943889 said:
DoUwant2go2Heaven?;6943688 said:
Jesus is the Creator! The Creator doesn't have sex with the creation He made. What kind of non-sense is this?

so it makes sense that god impregnated a chick and she then gave birth to him for some reason? think about what the fuck u r saying.

God didn't have sex with Mary. The Holy Spirit planted the seed of The Word in her egg and she bore Emmanuel, which means God with us! Hallelujah!

 
The Lonious Monk;6943904 said:
ReppinTime;6943875 said:
The Lonious Monk;6943853 said:
POE_LIL_DRO;6943776 said:
JESUS BEIN MARRIED...

OK.. LETS EXAMINE THIS

THAT WOULD MEAN THAT GOD LUST AFTER HIS CREATIONS.. CORRECT

THAT WOULD MEAN SIN.. CORRECT

SO JESUS SAW THIS BADDD CHICK. . WANTED HER SEXUALLY AND MARRIED HER... HAD SEX WITH HER AND SINCE IT IS/WAS A SIN TO SPILL YA SEED.. WHERE IS THE CHILD OF JESUS???

You have to be careful with that chain of thought. Not all early Christians believed Jesus was the son of God let alone God in the flesh. Many of them believed Jesus was God's Word made flesh or just a favored prophet given a special message and task.

"The word was with God and the word was God"

Your quoting one of the books in the Bible. Not all early Christians followed the books in the Bible. In fact, there was no Bible. That said, the only Gospel that actually refers to Jesus as the Son of God is John. The others refer to him as the Son of Man or the Messiah. John wasn't actually written until Christianity was developed enough for the different sects to fight, and it was clearly written with the agenda of presenting him as a deity. None of the Gospels say Jesus was God though. That didn't come til later. I believe Paul introduced that concept.

DoUwant2go2Heaven?;6943886 said:
Jesus is God plain and simple! If Jesus isn't God, He isn't the Savior. Amen.

This isn't true. Whether Jesus was God or not, his sacrifice would have made him the Savior. And none of the earlier scriptures referencing the Savior or Messiah say anything about him being God in the flesh. Again, that concept wasn't even introduced until after Jesus was dead.

If you want to have this debate make a thread in the R&R so I can use the scriptures to teach. Amsn
 
SneakDZA;6943902 said:
That's weird that they always call him the son of god.

That would be like if i had a son... but he was me. And people called him my son... but what they really mean is he's me. And sometimes we would be having conversations and shit... but it was really just me talking to myself. And sometimes my son would be telling other people about how awesome I am and that they should respect me and all that... but really he was talking about himself... who also happens to be me.

Yeah that makes a shit ton of sense. Amen.

If you can't eve understand earthly things, how will you believe if I tell you of heavenly things? - Jesus
 
Most Christians have they own way of seeing it but when I found out that the romans picked what was going to be in the bible. The notion of god writing the bible sound dumb ass hell to me. I take it as it is. The greatest novel ever assembled.
 
These idiots believe Jesus was human enough to eat, drink, sleep, shit and fart yet when it came to sex he was like... "pass".

Either you guys have some twisted views about sex or your have some twisted views about Jesus. Or both. Probably both.
 
I can fart out a sun but let me write this vague ass explanation of how I cloned myself and plan to destroy my creations so that my creation will be confused about what I did, what I intend to do, and why... @Gawd
 
DoUwant2go2Heaven?;6943692 said:
I guess that's why the say common sense really ain't that common.

SMH @ the Creator hitting His creation from the back! BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAA I'M PUTTING THIS IN MY SIG

 

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