No evidence of modern forgery in ancient text mentioning ‘Jesus’s wife’

[Bussy_Getta]

So Jesus was fuckin?!?!

 

[Ibex]

At some point Jesus asked what dat mouf do?

 

[BIGG WILL]

So Jesus was fuckin?!?!

I dunno, but I hear that name a lot when Im fuckin...

 

[VIBE]

Jesus' wife - I'm pregnant!

Jesus - *touches wife's stomach* you're not anymore

His magical powers stayed saving him.

 

[Melqart]

Yup. Mary magdalene. Thought yall knew. The Romans took a ton of stuff out of the bible... only reason we know these kinds of things on a mainstream level is becuase of Ethiopia and the dead sea scrolls.

 

[Bodhi]

Jesus' lost years must have been his honeymoon

 

[Bodhi]

Jesus turned the water into wine cuz he had to take a break from married life.

 

[Splackavelli]

I wish they never tampered with the bible and left all the books in. jesus having a wife makes him more human as in more personable. if the bible had all the books in it there would be a clearer picture. you can't solve a puzzle with missing pieces.

 

[Copper]

im tryna find that spear of destiny, aka holy spear, aka holy lance, aka Lance of Longinus, and aka Spear of Longinus

where dat at?

 

[mryounggun]

Yup. Mary magdalene. Thought yall knew. The Romans took a ton of stuff out of the bible... only reason we know these kinds of things on a mainstream level is becuase of Ethiopia and the dead sea scrolls.

Doesn't really matter, on a large scale.

People who have chosen not to believe this are not gonna believe it regardless of what evidence is put forth. They'll dismiss the shit, citing some obscure passage about a prophet predicting that the devil would pop up and try to sully the name of the lord.

People who believe it...will still believe it.

People who don't care (like me)...still won't care.

 

[Chi Snow]

Jesus being married and having martial intercourse would make him less than divine and more human

Christians and their elk ain't gonna like this...

 

[KingFreeman]

@Cain‌ give us the eyewitness account bruh.

 

[MARIO_DRO]

YALL SOUND STUPID. .. HIM COURTIN FEMALES WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF HIM DYIN FOR OUR SINS

 

[Melqart]

Yup. Mary magdalene. Thought yall knew. The Romans took a ton of stuff out of the bible... only reason we know these kinds of things on a mainstream level is becuase of Ethiopia and the dead sea scrolls.

Doesn't really matter, on a large scale.

People who have chosen not to believe this are not gonna believe it regardless of what evidence is put forth. They'll dismiss the shit, citing some obscure passage about a prophet predicting that the devil would pop up and try to sully the name of the lord.

People who believe it...will still believe it.

People who don't care (like me)...still won't care.

Well.. maybe for you it doesn't matter, but in the context of christian history, there's been probably millions of monks and priests whom till this have lived a life of sexual abstinence and austere living to emulate the life of a man they thought they knew.

 

[mryounggun]

Jesus being married and having martial intercourse would make him less than divine and more human

Christians and their elk ain't gonna like this...

Lol. Nigga said 'elk'.

 

[KingFreeman]

YALL SOUND STUPID. .. HIM COURTIN FEMALES WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF HIM DYIN FOR OUR SINS

How so Dro?

 

[powerman 5000]

Yup. Mary magdalene. Thought yall knew. The Romans took a ton of stuff out of the bible... only reason we know these kinds of things on a mainstream level is becuase of Ethiopia and the dead sea scrolls.

Doesn't really matter, on a large scale.

People who have chosen not to believe this are not gonna believe it regardless of what evidence is put forth. They'll dismiss the shit, citing some obscure passage about a prophet predicting that the devil would pop up and try to sully the name of the lord.

People who believe it...will still believe it.

People who don't care (like me)...still won't care.

Well.. maybe for you it doesn't matter, but in the context of christian history, there's been probably millions of monks and priests whom till this have lived a life of sexual abstinence and austere living to emulate the life of a man they thought they knew.

That's their fault for not reading the scripts....

This information actually ties them all together

 

[Splackavelli]

YALL SOUND STUPID. .. HIM COURTIN FEMALES WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF HIM DYIN FOR OUR SINS

so courting women getting married as nature intended is sin? didn't god say go forth be fruitful and multiply? jesus married a woman is that so wrong? it's not like he was raping and molesting little boys *cough* catholic priest *cough.

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

Oh look, another lame attempt to smear the name of Jesus. It's not like they haven't been doing this for the last 2,000 years.

:shaq face:

Don't even feel like posting the image on this garbage.

 

[VIBE]

YALL SOUND STUPID. .. HIM COURTIN FEMALES WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF HIM DYIN FOR OUR SINS

It was god who said to get married and make babies.

Jesus trying to spit game isn't sinful.

I don't know how it is.

He could remain sinless, sex isn't a sin. (biblical speaking; married sex)

But there's instances where sex has occurred in the bible that could be considered a "sin" that god allowed, so stop bruh...