Most Braggadocious lyrics in rap history

[StillFaggyAF]

(Racks on racks on racks) Racks!
(Maybachs on bachs on bachs on bachs on bachs)
Who in that? (Oh shit, it’s just blacks on blacks on blacks)
(Hundred stack) How you get it? (Nigga layin’ raps on tracks)
I wish I could give you this feeling, I’m planking on a million
I’m riding through yo hood, you can bank I ain’t got no ceiling

Jay-Z and Kanye West- "Gotta Have It"

*shrugs

 

[H-Rap 180]

"I'm so bad I can suck my own D*ck"

LL Cool J.

 

[ysl313]

"Brawl nights, I perform like Mike
Anyone, Tyson, Jordan, Jackson, Action, Clap guns... Ridiculous"
you already know who said it..

 

[deeroc22]

We dont push X-5s we give em to baby mamas

is this what success all about

A bunch of niggas acting like bitches with big mouths

All this stress, all I got is this big house

Couple cars, I don't bring half of them shits out

All this ace of spade I drank, just to piss out

I mean I like the taste, could have saved myself six hours

How many times can I go to Mr. Chow's, Tao's, Nobu

Hold up, let me move my bowels

I'll shit on y'all niggas, OG tell these boys

I got watches I ain't seen in months

Apartment at the Trump I only slept in it once

Nigga said Hova was over, such dummies

Even if I fell I land on a bunch of money

 

[deeroc22]

Hava baaby by me baby be a millionaire....

I’m in the hall already, on the wall already

I’m a work of art, im a wall-hall already

On another level, on another plane already

H-O-V i got my own lane already (already)

I done cut up the rock already

So why the fuck can't ya'll get hot already (already)

Put your name in the pot already, then you can compare me to biggie and PAC already

Like im gone already and i am nigga i'm already home already

If ya'll can't already see i aint worried about ya'll cos i'm already me

Do you already, enough of the complaining bo-who's already.

Eat food already, aint nothing given you gotta claim your shoes already.

 

[Gooner]

You cats is home, screaming the fight's on
I'm in the fifteen hundred seats, watching Ty-son
Same night, same fight
But one of us cats ain't playing right, I let you tell it

................

 

[ysl313]

Hava baaby by me baby be a millionaire....

that shit was dope lmao i can't front of fifty for that line...that was one of my joke lines to girls for like a solid week, it worked if they hadn't heard the song yet

 

[ysl313]

We dont push X-5s we give em to baby mamas

is this what success all about
A bunch of niggas acting like bitches with big mouths
All this stress, all I got is this big house
Couple cars, I don't bring half of them shits out
All this ace of spade I drank, just to piss out
I mean I like the taste, could have saved myself six hours
How many times can I go to Mr. Chow's, Tao's, Nobu
Hold up, let me move my bowels
I'll shit on y'all niggas, OG tell these boys

I got watches I ain't seen in months
Apartment at the Trump I only slept in it once
Nigga said Hova was over, such dummies
Even if I fell I land on a bunch of money

lmao now that im fully readin this shit, jay went ape shit
he starts off saying real shit, address his haters and explaining them basically not liking him no matter what
then kind of feeling sad about having a big house, going to the best resturaunts, spending thousands on ace and then slowly realizes how awesome his life is inadvertantly shitting on these other guys and then continues to just brag about his shit but with a more positive look as he goes on...

 

[FoolTime]

Hava baaby by me baby be a millionaire....

I’m in the hall already, on the wall already

I’m a work of art, im a wall-hall already

On another level, on another plane already

H-O-V i got my own lane already (already)

I done cut up the rock already

So why the fuck can't ya'll get hot already (already)

Put your name in the pot already, then you can compare me to biggie and PAC already

Like im gone already and i am nigga i'm already home already

If ya'll can't already see i aint worried about ya'll cos i'm already me

Do you already, enough of the complaining bo-who's already.

Eat food already, aint nothing given you gotta claim your shoes already.

.gycjuvughivgh

 

[ysl313]

Hava baaby by me baby be a millionaire....


Im in the hall already, on the wall already
Im a work of art, im a War-hol already
On another level, on another plane already
H-O-V i got my own lane already (already)
I done cut up the rock already
So why the fuck can't ya'll get hot already (already)
Put your name in the pot already, then you can compare me to biggie and PAC already
Like im gone already and i am nigga i'm already home already
If ya'll can't already see i aint worried about ya'll cos i'm already me
Do you already, enough of the complaining bo-who's already.
Eat food already, aint nothing given you gotta claim your shoes already.[/b]

i hate i didn't appreciate this line cause i was so busy stanning over "thank you's" last verse on BP3 but when i REALLY listened...this nigga jay went in man...ESPECIALLY the entir ebolded...its like...i can't even explain it, just dope as fuck

by the way, its Warhol not Wall-Hall...he's saying he's a work of art ala an andy warhol painting..shit is dope

 

[ysl313]

bump....................

 

[Stew]

Jay and TI own this thread

 

[Gooner]

And Hammer went broke so you know I'm more focused
I lost 30 mil, so I spent another 30
Cause unlike Hammer, thirty million can't hurt me

............

 

[YamoleySensei]

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.........Jay is number 1, Kiss is following him...

 

[Cabana_Da_Don]

Have a baaby by me baby be a millionaire.Just shuts everything down.

 

[usmarin3]

"don't worry if i write rhymes, i write checks" - Puffy

"what's 50 grand to a nigga like me" - Jay

"and even if i fart on a record, it'll still sound good" - Big Daddy Kane

"You should be honored by my lateness, bow in the presence of greatness" - Kanye

 

[usmarin3]

How should I begin this

I’m just so offended

how am I even mentioned by all these f-cking beginners?

I’m so appalled I might buy the mall

just to show n-ggas how much more I have in store

I’m fresher than you all

so I don’t have to pause

all of y’all can suck my balls through my draws

dark knight feeling, die or be a hero

or live long enough to see yourself become a villain

I went from the favourite to the most hated

or would you rather be underpaid or over-rated?

moral victories is for minor league coaches

and ‘Ye already told you “We Major” you cockroaches

show me where the boats is, Ferrari testarossa’s

the Hammer went broke so you know I’m more focused

I lost thirty mill so I spent another 30

cuz unlike Hammer 30 mill can’t hurt me

f-cking insane, the f-ck am I sayin’

not only am I fly, I’m f-cking not playing (plane/plain)

all these little b-tches too big for their britches

burning their little bridges

f-cking ridiculous

Sad MC Hammer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Smo-King Locs]

Bird-Man shyts on this thread

Literally

 

[thetruth391]

i'm on point
that's not the 300 its the rolls royce
stainless steel watch by choice with the gold voice
one look at me and she moist we on fuego

DOM KENNEDY

 

[CirocObama]

"Only fat nigga in the sauna with Jews"

ROZAY-LORD KNOWS

it should go without saying how CRAZY this line really is but for those that might not get it...

"Ross mentions here that he is rich enough to be conducting inside business deals with the real power players — it is a meme (if troubling) idea that Jews are rich and control Hollywood. He's also poking fun of the taboo of a "fat nigga" doing such a thing yet feeling as though he has every right to. In a way...doesn't he? Land of equality right?"

post some braggadocious lines that you think are epic

That line is really dope, but i don't think you understand what he's saying. Yeah of course he's refering to him doing big business with the jews which is the obvious pun in the line, but he's also refering to the jews and the whole holocaust thing cuz you remember the jews and the ovens? That's another thing he was refering too.