My homie(closer to my brother really) used to steal shit from each others houses just to see who would notice first. Started off as games and toys, then when I saw his dad leave damn near $100( I don't remember to be honest) on the table one day after school, I took it. His sister used to go and steal shit all the time so I figured I was in the clear. Right as my mom showed up to pick me up, my friend got called into his dads room. All I heard was yelling and my friend getting beat, I got the hell outta there and got me and my mom lunch. I think I told this already.
Stole a shit load of Star wars toys from walmart. Told my mom I had to go shit, went to the toy section, got the ones I wanted, went the bathroom and as I sat there(I really did need to shit, I have bad guts) tore the toys out as silently as I could and stuffed em in my pockets. As we left the store a janitor was walking out the bathroom with all the packages on top.
My friend, his sisters, my sister, and me trashed their neighbors back yard. We threw eggs , chairs, dirt, some frosting or something all around the place after we finished swimming. Side note, my god his sister was like 13 or something at the time and she started getting titties. I was a year or a few months younger so I was starting the first stages of puberty I think (my mom didn't send me to school till I was seven or something because i wasn't mature enough, so I should of been a grade higher than I was). His sister was wearing a white tshirt and by the gods it was glorious to my eyes. Luscious milk white titties just were there. They got bigger with age and two babies too.
I also stole books from the library when I actually valued my knowledge and didn't piss it all away.
And I forgot to add I shot my dad in the corner of his eye with a pellet gun. Y'all remember those pencils that individual pieces of lead stuck on a tiny plastic thing? They looked like rifle rounds to me so I used them for that. I loaded them up, he was being a smart ass, I hid under the table and took aim. Had I aimed a little more to the left the bastard woulda been blind. Kinda wish I did, he wouldn't be able see who he was trying to beat .