I was like 6 or 7 and I wanted this Teen Beat magazine so bad lol but my mom wouldn't buy it for me so one day we went to the store and I wore a jacket it was summer time lol I put that magazine in my jacket and zipped it up, we got to the car and she could tell I had something in my jacket. Made me go back in the store and tell them what I did lol
SuperSoaker
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Y'all remember those toy guns that would shoot the little plastic arrows? We used to have those and the supersoakers and hit the WOAT ice cream man. He tried to charge .75 cents a soda, and 1.25$ for a chip bag. He stopped coming around the block cuz we'd just light up his truck. My older cuz even started shooting the BB gun at him. Lolol
Speaking of BB guns, my dad got me and my brothers one when were like 8 and ten we used to think we were the shit killing birds and shooting cans lol one day my older girl cousin was over and I was trying to show off, I was like look I can shoot this fly that was buzzing everywhere lol so I have my eyes locked on it, and I'm moving the gun trying to keep pace with this fast ass fly. I pull the trigger and all I heard was a scream lol I had no idea I somehow was aiming right in my cousins legs lol
Speaking of BB guns, my dad got me and my brothers one when were like 8 and ten we used to think we were the shit killing birds and shooting cans lol one day my older girl cousin was over and I was trying to show off, I was like look I can shoot this fly that was buzzing everywhere lol so I have my eyes locked on it, and I'm moving the gun trying to keep pace with this fast ass fly. I pull the trigger and all I heard was a scream lol I had no idea I somehow was aiming right in my cousins legs lol
Nothin tops the time I left retard Jamals big violent ass stranded in the woods during our nature jog in gym class.
Our teacher was crazy as fuck and he'd make us go on nature jogs on these long ass dirt roads like 2-3 miles away from the school n if you was slow then u easily got left behind. Well I got left with Jamal who had special needs and this nigga had just tried to fight me like a semester back so I told him to stay there while I ran to get help, ended up catching up to the group without sayin shit about that nigga.
I wanted to ditch him for life but they some how found him out there wandering around lost.
I know already told this story in a thread similar to this but ima tell it every chance I get, because on this day I conquered a bully.
Our teacher was crazy as fuck and he'd make us go on nature jogs on these long ass dirt roads like 2-3 miles away from the school n if you was slow then u easily got left behind. Well I got left with Jamal who had special needs and this nigga had just tried to fight me like a semester back so I told him to stay there while I ran to get help, ended up catching up to the group without sayin shit about that nigga.
I wanted to ditch him for life but they some how found him out there wandering around lost.
I know already told this story in a thread similar to this but ima tell it every chance I get, because on this day I conquered a bully.
damobb2deep
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are we talkin young as in grade school or teen years? cuz me n my cousins was burning down houses at 6-10...
shyt teen years everything you can imagine. .
shyt teen years everything you can imagine. .
My homie(closer to my brother really) used to steal shit from each others houses just to see who would notice first. Started off as games and toys, then when I saw his dad leave damn near $100( I don't remember to be honest) on the table one day after school, I took it. His sister used to go and steal shit all the time so I figured I was in the clear. Right as my mom showed up to pick me up, my friend got called into his dads room. All I heard was yelling and my friend getting beat, I got the hell outta there and got me and my mom lunch. I think I told this already.
Stole a shit load of Star wars toys from walmart. Told my mom I had to go shit, went to the toy section, got the ones I wanted, went the bathroom and as I sat there(I really did need to shit, I have bad guts) tore the toys out as silently as I could and stuffed em in my pockets. As we left the store a janitor was walking out the bathroom with all the packages on top.
My friend, his sisters, my sister, and me trashed their neighbors back yard. We threw eggs , chairs, dirt, some frosting or something all around the place after we finished swimming. Side note, my god his sister was like 13 or something at the time and she started getting titties. I was a year or a few months younger so I was starting the first stages of puberty I think (my mom didn't send me to school till I was seven or something because i wasn't mature enough, so I should of been a grade higher than I was). His sister was wearing a white tshirt and by the gods it was glorious to my eyes. Luscious milk white titties just were there. They got bigger with age and two babies too.
I also stole books from the library when I actually valued my knowledge and didn't piss it all away.
And I forgot to add I shot my dad in the corner of his eye with a pellet gun. Y'all remember those pencils that individual pieces of lead stuck on a tiny plastic thing? They looked like rifle rounds to me so I used them for that. I loaded them up, he was being a smart ass, I hid under the table and took aim. Had I aimed a little more to the left the bastard woulda been blind. Kinda wish I did, he wouldn't be able see who he was trying to beat .
Stole a shit load of Star wars toys from walmart. Told my mom I had to go shit, went to the toy section, got the ones I wanted, went the bathroom and as I sat there(I really did need to shit, I have bad guts) tore the toys out as silently as I could and stuffed em in my pockets. As we left the store a janitor was walking out the bathroom with all the packages on top.
My friend, his sisters, my sister, and me trashed their neighbors back yard. We threw eggs , chairs, dirt, some frosting or something all around the place after we finished swimming. Side note, my god his sister was like 13 or something at the time and she started getting titties. I was a year or a few months younger so I was starting the first stages of puberty I think (my mom didn't send me to school till I was seven or something because i wasn't mature enough, so I should of been a grade higher than I was). His sister was wearing a white tshirt and by the gods it was glorious to my eyes. Luscious milk white titties just were there. They got bigger with age and two babies too.
I also stole books from the library when I actually valued my knowledge and didn't piss it all away.
And I forgot to add I shot my dad in the corner of his eye with a pellet gun. Y'all remember those pencils that individual pieces of lead stuck on a tiny plastic thing? They looked like rifle rounds to me so I used them for that. I loaded them up, he was being a smart ass, I hid under the table and took aim. Had I aimed a little more to the left the bastard woulda been blind. Kinda wish I did, he wouldn't be able see who he was trying to beat .
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JonnyRoccIT
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reapin505;7315171 said:
Nigga aint start Kindergarten til he was 7....Lmaoooo
I shot my dog in the leg with a pellet gun and he died a few weeks later from infection poor dog cause when I aimed to shoot at him he knew it was over he tried to take off around the corner of the house but I got him in the back of the leg smh pops still don't know bout that one.
stole a lot of candy, chips, beef jerky and sodas
smoke quite a bit of weed daily
flatten all 4 tires on parked cars, shit would be hilarious when we would see them come outside, start the car and drive off, park and get out angry
lot of ding dong ditching aka doorbell ditch
firecracker pranks out the wazoo, I lived behind an elementary school, so we climbed this big tree (on school property) and set them off, the kids were out for recess and all of them, plus the teachers, laid on the ground and were screaming.. we stopped then they all got up and ran to go bak inside, cops came and ended up catching a friend and myself, talked and let us go, hilarious shit..
did that shit in a bag, light it on fire prank..
put a dead cat ontop of this mean lady's car, woke up early enough to watch her leave from work, she came outside and wa upset and disgusted, woke up her son (summer vacation) and made him remove and discard the cat..
steal ice cream/dry ice from those Mexican ice cream men pushing the carts... we stole crazy amounts of dry ice..
steal from the ice cream man, we would all go up and place big ass orders, the last guy ordering would claim he paying for it, then we would all run once everyone had what they wanted...
we would throw water balloons at the ice cream mans truck..
we would throw rocks and grapefruits @ cars... busted a few windows as they were driving and we would hide.. one guy called the cops and we forced this lil kid to take the fall, made him come out of hiding and admit he was the one and only one..
kill small animals, mainly lizards and gophers... I would catch 10-15 lizards and release them on this busy road and they would all get ran over.. also would put them into two liter bottles and blow them up w piccolo Pete's..
reminds me, we made a shit load of two liter piccolo Pete bombs...
break into empty homes and destroy them.. smh
stole credit cards and used them to buy games and a ps2...
crazy amounts of fuckery fun days, would've done more if I could go back
smoke quite a bit of weed daily
flatten all 4 tires on parked cars, shit would be hilarious when we would see them come outside, start the car and drive off, park and get out angry
lot of ding dong ditching aka doorbell ditch
firecracker pranks out the wazoo, I lived behind an elementary school, so we climbed this big tree (on school property) and set them off, the kids were out for recess and all of them, plus the teachers, laid on the ground and were screaming.. we stopped then they all got up and ran to go bak inside, cops came and ended up catching a friend and myself, talked and let us go, hilarious shit..
did that shit in a bag, light it on fire prank..
put a dead cat ontop of this mean lady's car, woke up early enough to watch her leave from work, she came outside and wa upset and disgusted, woke up her son (summer vacation) and made him remove and discard the cat..
steal ice cream/dry ice from those Mexican ice cream men pushing the carts... we stole crazy amounts of dry ice..
steal from the ice cream man, we would all go up and place big ass orders, the last guy ordering would claim he paying for it, then we would all run once everyone had what they wanted...
we would throw water balloons at the ice cream mans truck..
we would throw rocks and grapefruits @ cars... busted a few windows as they were driving and we would hide.. one guy called the cops and we forced this lil kid to take the fall, made him come out of hiding and admit he was the one and only one..
kill small animals, mainly lizards and gophers... I would catch 10-15 lizards and release them on this busy road and they would all get ran over.. also would put them into two liter bottles and blow them up w piccolo Pete's..
reminds me, we made a shit load of two liter piccolo Pete bombs...
break into empty homes and destroy them.. smh
stole credit cards and used them to buy games and a ps2...
crazy amounts of fuckery fun days, would've done more if I could go back
T. Sanford
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I remember I was at the mall with my mother & I think she went to JC Penny or Sears or some shit & I told her I was going to GameStop. This is when NBA Live 98 came out. So I went to GameStop & stole a copy of the game. I was ready togo home, so iI went home & turned my PlayStation on & opened up the NBA Live 98 case & their wasn't a game in it.
That shit burn tf out of my soul man
That shit burn tf out of my soul man
would call as order pizza for the neighbors, crazy amount too, like 10 large 3-toppin pizzas, tons of bread sticks and sodas, leave them my call back number and say the paying method would be cash..
watch them arrive and go up to them and they would say they never ordered or they wouldn't even be home..
one of the deliver guys actually sat in his car and ate a slice lol
watch them arrive and go up to them and they would say they never ordered or they wouldn't even be home..
one of the deliver guys actually sat in his car and ate a slice lol
When i was about 8, i was visiting my grandparents, and my grandfather had this bird that he would let out its cage. The bird instinctively hates red (don't know what the bird is called, but it's some exotic type, i think...not found in North America).
Anyway, we had some family come over and the bird was roaming around in the bushes out in the garden. One of the little girls (who was about 6) had henna on her hands and feet, and was looking for a toy she lost, so i told her it was in the bushes where the bird was roaming around. She went right into the bushes and that little psychopath bird ended up damn near chewing her feet off.
I got in so much shit. Thinking back, i don't know if that was hilarious or just plain evil. Worst part was, I didn't even have a grudge or anything against her. I just did it for the lulz.
Anyway, we had some family come over and the bird was roaming around in the bushes out in the garden. One of the little girls (who was about 6) had henna on her hands and feet, and was looking for a toy she lost, so i told her it was in the bushes where the bird was roaming around. She went right into the bushes and that little psychopath bird ended up damn near chewing her feet off.
I got in so much shit. Thinking back, i don't know if that was hilarious or just plain evil. Worst part was, I didn't even have a grudge or anything against her. I just did it for the lulz.
Rum Middleton
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Pop hood ornaments of whips
Rum Middleton
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Put grasshoppers in teachers desk drawers...
memphis2sacnicc
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1st grade, I was playing with fire in my house. Smh I was tryin to burn a small ice cream cup. I succeeded but in the process of trying to put it out, I panicked and burned my fingers. Ashes were everywhere in the kitchen. Moms wakes up and asked who did it and I blamed it on my dad who already gone to work. Big mistake. So I end up going to school that morning thinking I'm in the clear. School day is over, I get home and I'm outside playing. Mom comes outside and says "come here boy". At that moment I knew the truth was found out. Let's just say, 25 years later and that ass whooping is still vivid and I cringe just thinking bout it.
Did the whole BB gun thang, shooting birds.
I used to live by some train tracks so me and my friends would go and put the small boulder rocks (that's on the side of the tracks) right on the train track and hope the train flipped and derailed. Also used to aim for the train conductors head as they passed by. I still remember them ducking like George Bush ducking them flying shoes.
Sneaking in homes for sale/rent with pools and swimming for a few hours till we got kicked out.
Prank calling 911. Muthafuckas showed up to my house once. I was shook. Lol
In HS, the movie theaters where one block from my school. So we would skip school and sneak in til we got kicked out. Got chased many times. Lol
Did the whole BB gun thang, shooting birds.
I used to live by some train tracks so me and my friends would go and put the small boulder rocks (that's on the side of the tracks) right on the train track and hope the train flipped and derailed. Also used to aim for the train conductors head as they passed by. I still remember them ducking like George Bush ducking them flying shoes.
Sneaking in homes for sale/rent with pools and swimming for a few hours till we got kicked out.
Prank calling 911. Muthafuckas showed up to my house once. I was shook. Lol
In HS, the movie theaters where one block from my school. So we would skip school and sneak in til we got kicked out. Got chased many times. Lol
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