mattress on the floor bitches

[_Lefty]

Never smashed a mattress on the floor chick but I smashed quite a few "sleeping on the couch" bitches *shrug*

You gotta try it before it's too late.

 

[D. Morgan]

No capping from me but I think the bitch actually has a frame @Trillfate . I'm fucking multiple times mattress on the floor or frame. Fuck even if she don't got a mattress at all I'm still fucking

 

[Turfaholic]

Back in the day, I fooled around with a girl at this house party but she had that one c-blocking, angry chubby friend who was her ride home so she left the party before I could "seal the deal". Before she bounced, I got the digits and she told me to call her sooner than later.

I gave it a couple of days and she told me to swing by her house to watch a movie and have some drinks the next weekend. I was like "cool" because I was still living at home with my dad at the time so going over to a girl's house who lived on her own sounded awesome.

Fast forward... I go to her place and she actually lived with a roommate (luckily not Eeyore from the party who was cramping my style) but she had her own separate bedroom and bathroom just sharing a common area (living room/ kitchen / mini-laundry room). It was a total mattress on the floor situation as to be expected but that is not the funniest part of the night...

We never did watch the movie but instead were talking bullshit and drinking some beers. Then the girl says "I'm not really feeling these beers, let's get our drink on with something heavier". She goes and gets a bottle of Crown Royale so I'm thinking "okay, girl has some taste in her liquor selection".

Then the part of the night I will never forget, she proceeds to pour out our drinks into two of those plastic cups you use to scoop out the laundry detergent with...

Straight up drinking Crown Royale out of something looking like this:

Yeah, I still smashed that night (girl had some tig ole bitties) but that is what happens when you mess with a mattress on the floor bitch.

Flagrant foul

 

[Inglewood_Fatty]

Never smashed a mattress on the floor chick but I smashed quite a few "sleeping on the couch" bitches *shrug*

You gotta try it before it's too late.

Do they have a certain look to em so I'll know when to spot em?

 

[Thereal_ba]

If bust that down real quick

 

[Thereal_ba]

Where the fuck is my cape?

I'll save you and that mattress guhl

Truth

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Never smashed a mattress on the floor chick but I smashed quite a few "sleeping on the couch" bitches *shrug*

Smashing a broad on just the arm part of the couch ftw

 

[Trillfate]

I'M GOIN IN.....

 

[Trillfate]

https://twitter.com/_TheVizu/status/546097747213160448

 

[Trillfate]

 

[Trillfate]

https://twitter.com/SlimmCutie__/status/584004333491990529

 

[Trillfate]

 

[Trillfate]

[Lol] smash or pass [/lol]

 

[Trillfate]

https://twitter.com/colorofgold/status/503408029971132416

 

[Trillfate]

 

[ShottaDaBeast]

Smash

 

[Trillfate]

^^^ maaan that Ratchet bitch sexy

 

[Trillfate]

Lmao!
https://twitter.com/Jiggy_Jas/status/435638548860272640

 

[Trillfate]

 

[Trillfate]

My nigga @700 aint even mad..