mattress on the floor bitches

[Turfaholic]

Scumbags won this year. We had 3 classic threads in 2015.

 

[OmegaConflict]

That's a empty pill bottle on the floor

 

[Trillfate]

 

[blatalian]

Smashin'....on that mattress on that floor in that room...no fucks given

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

Lmao!

Turrible.....turrible..

 

[Turfaholic]

I bet her room smell hella good

 

[rebel_rell43]

I bet her room smell hella good

She got the cleanest room out of all these females posted. I'd smash over an over.

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

Where the fuck is my cape?

I'll save you and that mattress guhl

 

[ShottaDaBeast]

I need the hoefax before I cosign. Her hips look square as fuck. I'm thinking cheat codes(shaper wear) has been applied. Please provide the hoefax sir.

 

[ShottaDaBeast]

Is this broad mirror on the ground?

Don't even care.

 

[Turfaholic]

I need the hoefax before I cosign. Her hips look square as fuck. I'm thinking cheat codes(shaper wear) has been applied. Please provide the hoefax sir.

Gave you a goat because I laughed. But still....

 

[whoseworldisthis]

Back in the day, I fooled around with a girl at this house party but she had that one c-blocking, angry chubby friend who was her ride home so she left the party before I could "seal the deal". Before she bounced, I got the digits and she told me to call her sooner than later.

I gave it a couple of days and she told me to swing by her house to watch a movie and have some drinks the next weekend. I was like "cool" because I was still living at home with my dad at the time so going over to a girl's house who lived on her own sounded awesome.

Fast forward... I go to her place and she actually lived with a roommate (luckily not Eeyore from the party who was cramping my style) but she had her own separate bedroom and bathroom just sharing a common area (living room/ kitchen / mini-laundry room). It was a total mattress on the floor situation as to be expected but that is not the funniest part of the night...

We never did watch the movie but instead were talking bullshit and drinking some beers. Then the girl says "I'm not really feeling these beers, let's get our drink on with something heavier". She goes and gets a bottle of Crown Royale so I'm thinking "okay, girl has some taste in her liquor selection".

Then the part of the night I will never forget, she proceeds to pour out our drinks into two of those plastic cups you use to scoop out the laundry detergent with...

Straight up drinking Crown Royale out of something looking like this:

Yeah, I still smashed that night (girl had some tig ole bitties) but that is what happens when you mess with a mattress on the floor bitch.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

I bet her room smell hella good

She got the cleanest room out of all these females posted. I'd smash over an over.

Carpet clean dena muthafucca. Yes, I'd be happy to smash

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Back in the day, I fooled around with a girl at this house party but she had that one c-blocking, angry chubby friend who was her ride home so she left the party before I could "seal the deal". Before she bounced, I got the digits and she told me to call her sooner than later.

I gave it a couple of days and she told me to swing by her house to watch a movie and have some drinks the next weekend. I was like "cool" because I was still living at home with my dad at the time so going over to a girl's house who lived on her own sounded awesome.

Fast forward... I go to her place and she actually lived with a roommate (luckily not Eeyore from the party who was cramping my style) but she had her own separate bedroom and bathroom just sharing a common area (living room/ kitchen / mini-laundry room). It was a total mattress on the floor situation as to be expected but that is not the funniest part of the night...

We never did watch the movie but instead were talking bullshit and drinking some beers. Then the girl says "I'm not really feeling these beers, let's get our drink on with something heavier". She goes and gets a bottle of Crown Royale so I'm thinking "okay, girl has some taste in her liquor selection".

Then the part of the night I will never forget, she proceeds to pour out our drinks into two of those plastic cups you use to scoop out the laundry detergent with...

Straight up drinking Crown Royale out of something looking like this:

Yeah, I still smashed that night (girl had some tig ole bitties) but that is what happens when you mess with a mattress on the floor bitch.

Lol @ your liquor smelling like Spring Time scented Tide.

 

[ShottaDaBeast]

Ain't reading that long ass post.

 

[Mastery]

Ain't reading that long ass post.

 

[CashmoneyDux]

Ain't reading that long ass post.

Lmao This Shit gets me everytime

 

[Mastery]

Ain't reading that long ass post.

Lmao This Shit gets me everytime

Lol niggas be missing out on comedy cause they don't want to read. Smh haha

 

[ShottaDaBeast]

Ain't reading that long ass post.

Lmao This Shit gets me everytime

Lol niggas be missing out on comedy cause they don't want to read. Smh haha

@Mastery I read that shitty story cause of you... You owe me bro! I would of just bought the broad some cups from the dollar store.

 

[Inglewood_Fatty]

Never smashed a mattress on the floor chick but I smashed quite a few "sleeping on the couch" bitches *shrug*