mattress on the floor bitches

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iron man1;8410560 said:
Man......I haven't experienced any of this phenomena and I'd like to keep it that way.

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U think u immune bruh, u think any of us really actually wanted to fuck wit them broads?..

U young tho, just....just, when u smashed a mattress chick, and u staring up at the ceiling at that roach that u just know...u just know that shit gone fall on the bed...u remember this thread b. And up that story..

 
The IC needs the "wtf" button back badly especially after reading these horror stories. Dudes is kinda telling on themselves at the same time.
 
Skuurrt_Angle ;8410239 said:
Shit if we sharing stories..

Had this chick, used to always call her to come over to my house, cause I aint like going to her hood. So she started making a big deal bout why we always gotta chill at my house. So to shut her up, im like..aight we gone chill at yo house today.

For starters, I hop out the whip and niggaz muggin like im fucking they bitch. One nigga in particular was really feeling some kinda way and was blocking the door way. Thought i was gone herb up ans say excuse me.

Slid past him like Barry, and all he did was suck his teeth. So i make my way to her apt. Hallway smelling like crack and piss. I can taste that shit in my throat as i write this.

She had one of them door that felt like two pieces of plywood stuck together. Like if u knocked hard enough, yo hand would go through it.

She came and let me in, talking on the phone to her home girl and i flopped down on the couch, shit load of dust popped up. Damn couch smelled like dank clothes.

She was a straight forward type chick, she hollered from the room, still on the phone wit the homegirl. "When i get off the phone, i want some dick". At that age, i aint one to fuss bout when and how i got ass. So i hop up like, let me wash da balls again real quick.

Went into her bathroom wit the sliding entrance door. Ion know how that shit provide any privacy. I go to grab the soap and there is a long pubic hair hanging right next to her tooth brush

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I could literally feel that shit in my throat. Ever had a pubic hair hangout at the back of ya throat.

I had to leave the bathroom or i was gone throw up. Still on the mission to get some ass, i leave out the bath room, move her sheet she had for a door. I peek and and she bending over in some pink granny draws. Thats a fetish of mind, and she knew that.

She was tryna find CD to fuck to. Is that some elementary shit?. So i step in and really looked and saw the mattress on the on the floor.

Oddly as fuck, that shit smelled so good. Like when we got down to fucking, that shit smelled like chocolate and almond.

Anyway, her pussy smelled horrible, but i got a nut. Lol, i tucked the condom under the mattress after she fell alseep.

king hassan;8410316 said:
Skuurrt_Angle ;8410239 said:
Shit if we sharing stories..

Had this chick, used to always call her to come over to my house, cause I aint like going to her hood. So she started making a big deal bout why we always gotta chill at my house. So to shut her up, im like..aight we gone chill at yo house today.

For starters, I hop out the whip and niggaz muggin like im fucking they bitch. One nigga in particular was really feeling some kinda way and was blocking the door way. Thought i was gone herb up ans say excuse me.

Slid past him like Barry, and all he did was suck his teeth. So i make my way to her apt. Hallway smelling like crack and piss. I can taste that shit in my throat as i write this.

She had one of them door that felt like two pieces of plywood stuck together. Like if u knocked hard enough, yo hand would go through it.

She came and let me in, talking on the phone to her home girl and i flopped down on the couch, shit load of dust popped up. Damn couch smelled like dank clothes.

She was a straight forward type chick, she hollered from the room, still on the phone wit the homegirl. "When i get off the phone, i want some dick". At that age, i aint one to fuss bout when and how i got ass. So i hop up like, let me wash da balls again real quick.

Went into her bathroom wit the sliding entrance door. Ion know how that shit provide any privacy. I go to grab the soap and there is a long pubic hair hanging right next to her tooth brush

200w.gif


I could literally feel that shit in my throat. Ever had a pubic hair hangout at the back of ya throat.

I had to leave the bathroom or i was gone throw up. Still on the mission to get some ass, i leave out the bath room, move her sheet she had for a door. I peek and and she bending over in some pink granny draws. Thats a fetish of mind, and she knew that.

She was tryna find CD to fuck to. Is that some elementary shit?. So i step in and really looked and saw the mattress on the on the floor.

Oddly as fuck, that shit smelled so good. Like when we got down to fucking, that shit smelled like chocolate and almond. Anyway, her pussy smelled horrible, but i got a nut. Lol, i tucked the condom under the mattress after she fell alseep.

I'm confused

I'm disgusted
 
I'm good on that yall have fun with them dirty chicks lol. Any one I'd go after is definitely not having roaches and and shit every where.
 
Looking at these pics like

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Not because of the mattresses on the floor, but pure nastiness most of these chicks have no problem with putting on display...I cant.
 
Skuurrt_Angle ;8410239 said:
Shit if we sharing stories..

Had this chick, used to always call her to come over to my house, cause I aint like going to her hood. So she started making a big deal bout why we always gotta chill at my house. So to shut her up, im like..aight we gone chill at yo house today.

For starters, I hop out the whip and niggaz muggin like im fucking they bitch. One nigga in particular was really feeling some kinda way and was blocking the door way. Thought i was gone herb up ans say excuse me.

Slid past him like Barry, and all he did was suck his teeth. So i make my way to her apt. Hallway smelling like crack and piss. I can taste that shit in my throat as i write this.

She had one of them door that felt like two pieces of plywood stuck together. Like if u knocked hard enough, yo hand would go through it.

She came and let me in, talking on the phone to her home girl and i flopped down on the couch, shit load of dust popped up. Damn couch smelled like dank clothes.

She was a straight forward type chick, she hollered from the room, still on the phone wit the homegirl. "When i get off the phone, i want some dick". At that age, i aint one to fuss bout when and how i got ass. So i hop up like, let me wash da balls again real quick.

Went into her bathroom wit the sliding entrance door. Ion know how that shit provide any privacy. I go to grab the soap and there is a long pubic hair hanging right next to her tooth brush

200w.gif


I could literally feel that shit in my throat. Ever had a pubic hair hangout at the back of ya throat.

I had to leave the bathroom or i was gone throw up. Still on the mission to get some ass, i leave out the bath room, move her sheet she had for a door. I peek and and she bending over in some pink granny draws. Thats a fetish of mind, and she knew that.

She was tryna find CD to fuck to. Is that some elementary shit?. So i step in and really looked and saw the mattress on the on the floor.

Oddly as fuck, that shit smelled so good. Like when we got down to fucking, that shit smelled like chocolate and almond.

Anyway, her pussy smelled horrible, but i got a nut. Lol, i tucked the condom under the mattress after she fell alseep.

So basically u phuck wit Dirty Booty hoes....

Coo story doe!
 
Fucked with...past tense.

I was a teenager, but i it get tho..yall niggaz had it all figured out from the jump. For a minute i forgot that the IC only fuck dimes. From day one type shit..
 
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BOSSExcellence;8395453 said:
Brother_Five;8391829 said:
funny... but whats even funnier is acting like there isn't a substantial amount of Americans who live in poverty...

some of them bitches bad tho..

layin on a floor.. meanwhile sittin on a million dollars.smmfh

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Thank You
 
JonnyRoccIT;8407509 said:
Confession: I got my baby mama Pregnant on a Mattress on the Floor .

. . . It was Mine too . :s

:s in the case of 3 month old "little roccit" ....The test proves ....................THAT YOU ARE THE FATHER!
 
@AP21 looking like the greatest wingman in the world in this thread.

This pic is a gawd damn tragedy!!!! This just don't make no gawd damn sense. All the time she spent putting herself together, and didn't put any of this energy into the room. I'm shocked nobody posted up God damn kams room yet lol.

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BARON_$AMEDI;8418973 said:
@AP21 looking like the greatest wingman in the world in this thread.

This pic is a gawd damn tragedy!!!! This just don't make no gawd damn sense. All the time she spent putting herself together, and didn't put any of this energy into the room. I'm shocked nobody posted up God damn kams room yet lol.

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Damn shame her room the cleanest one tho. Smh
 
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700;8393502 said:
But smash on most of them bitches

Ill fuck a bitch on a wood floor I don't give a fuck about a matress

I fuck bitches on tables, chairs, cars

Ill fuck anywhere, it don't matter

lol,you are so Niggerish
 

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