mattress on the floor bitches

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Recaptimus_Prime360;8393452 said:
Cinco;8393445 said:
This one shidddd I dunno bruh. I'd let her swipe the card at Big-Lots for a bed or Somn
http://twitter.com/Ambitious_Rome/status/630935090034511872/photo/1

Ok she gets a pass. Azzz phat. Room clean. These other ladies need to follow her lead.

And if it wasn't? Lls She send u that pic but be butt as naked with that ass but the room dirty nigga what exactly is you gon do? U gon delete her out ya phone?

Yo why yall niggas lie so much? Lmao Like forreal , why? Who u impressin its just the fellas here man...
 
S2J;8395337 said:
Recaptimus_Prime360;8393452 said:
Cinco;8393445 said:
This one shidddd I dunno bruh. I'd let her swipe the card at Big-Lots for a bed or Somn
http://twitter.com/Ambitious_Rome/status/630935090034511872/photo/1

Ok she gets a pass. Azzz phat. Room clean. These other ladies need to follow her lead.

And if it wasn't? Lls She send u that pic but be butt as naked with that ass but the room dirty nigga what exactly is you gon do? U gon delete her out ya phone?

Yo why yall niggas lie so much? Lmao Like forreal , why? Who u impressin its just the fellas here man...

The broads that was posted in here...naw. It's a difference b/t messy, and filthy/dirty.

If she got clothes just spread all over the bed or floor, cool. Push thst s*** aside, commence to smashing.

But if this hefa got spores, mold, bacteria, and roaches decorating the room...kys.

If she got smells that hasn't been identified to be from this planet...kys.

If her mattress lookin like 4 bodies decayed on it...kys.

I'd just tell her to come over, or just get a room. Lol
 
OhMars;8391856 said:
This bitch is $50. Aint no excuse

mattress-frame.jpg

lmao YUP, this was my struggle years. Pops let me go ahead and grab that thing out the attic b.

Funny ass thread.
 
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Brother_Five;8391829 said:
funny... but whats even funnier is acting like there isn't a substantial amount of Americans who live in poverty...

some of them bitches bad tho..

layin on a floor.. meanwhile sittin on a million dollars. smmfh
 
Kat;8395002 said:
OMEGA_CONFLICT;8394282 said:

I had a frame! There's not a law that says you HAVE to have a headboard..unnecessary imo.

I'll cosign

Shit sometimes you gotta remove the headboard for a few weeks or place pillows between the headboard and wall.
 
Recaptimus_Prime360;8392085 said:
F*** the mattresses. Why these bitches rooms be lookin nasty as hell??

Exactly. Those type of broads I wouldn't even waste my time with these young brauds have no shame what so ever but steadily taking pics in nasty ass bedrooms & kitchens.
 
Wow... Looking back this shit is wild. I literally fucked a girl on a mattress on the floor with no sheets on it, and she never really wanted to hang out with me again after that.
 
Will Munny;8406873 said:
Wow... Looking back this shit is wild. I literally fucked a girl on a mattress on the floor with no sheets on it, and she never really wanted to hang out with me again after that.

Much shit as everyone is talkin..we've all fucked a mattress on the floor chick..thats what makes the thread so funny. Cause we've all learned that fucking that chick was a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad choice.
 
Skuurrt_Angle ;8407302 said:
Will Munny;8406873 said:
Wow... Looking back this shit is wild. I literally fucked a girl on a mattress on the floor with no sheets on it, and she never really wanted to hang out with me again after that.

Much shit as everyone is talkin..we've all fucked a mattress on the floor chick..thats what makes the thread so funny. Cause we've all learned that fucking that chick was a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad choice.

I concur. The MOTF chick I use to deal was rachetness as s***. I just realized why she barely kept bedsheets on her bed. The hefa was using then as damn CURTAINS! Smh.
 
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Skuurrt_Angle ;8407302 said:
Will Munny;8406873 said:
Wow... Looking back this shit is wild. I literally fucked a girl on a mattress on the floor with no sheets on it, and she never really wanted to hang out with me again after that.

Much shit as everyone is talkin..we've all fucked a mattress on the floor chick..thats what makes the thread so funny. Cause we've all learned that fucking that chick was a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad choice.

Just had a moment where i was about to say that im exempt.......then i thought about it, fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

There was one chick her mattress was not on the floor....but her bedroom was right by her kids room so i couldnt smash cause the noise would be too loud.

So i would take her mattress put it in the living room and try to kill her in there.

A technicality but she still qualified. That shit was the worst.
 
I smashed a chick in Cali, mattress was'nt on the floor but it was a Tropicana Grapefruit Juice bottle in the bed, shit killed my back
 
Shit when I started the process of getting custody of my son, I left Las Vegas to go stay in Buttfuck California (Merced, Turlock, Modesto area) for a few weeks. My sons mom had a one bedroom apartment with a mattress smack dead in the middle of the living room as soon as you walked in the house. I did take those down a few times on the mattress b4 bringing my son to Vegas. But thats how I learned that a mattress on the floor is a warning sign that a bitch ain't shit.
 
Hahaah

Yeh I encountered a MOTF chic. Was friends on MySpace and ran into her on 6th street Austin.

Few days later at her crib. Mattress on the floor.

Her fridge was empty too.

Tiger stripes stretch marks on that azz though I'll never forget....
 
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