Let's talk about wack dick...

[Kat]

Ladies,yall ever experience a shape shifting dick?

I have been with my husband for almost 4 years and I realized that his dick be changing shape and size depending on how horny he is or if he been working out lately.

Some days he is thicker than others.. Some days thinner. Some days shorter...some days longer. Some days it's as hard as metal pole (which sucks... Ended up in the ER once..no joke) and other days it has some bend to it. And this one time it was slightly crooked to the right.

Basically, every time I have sex with him...i never know what I'm gonna get.

Any of you ladies and @OMEGA_CONFLICT ever experience that?

sounds like he beats his dick a lot. This coming from a person that beats his dick a lot

Quoted to piss Conny off.

 

[riddlerap]

5 females on the forum yet the thread about dick got more posts than the one about pussy. makes sense.

 

[MsSouthern]

5 females on the forum yet the thread about dick got more posts than the one about pussy. makes sense.

My threads are awesome @riddlerap !!!

It has way more views too

But seriously ....

Lolololol

 

[OmegaConflict]

Ladies,yall ever experience a shape shifting dick?

I have been with my husband for almost 4 years and I realized that his dick be changing shape and size depending on how horny he is or if he been working out lately.

Some days he is thicker than others.. Some days thinner. Some days shorter...some days longer. Some days it's as hard as metal pole (which sucks... Ended up in the ER once..no joke) and other days it has some bend to it. And this one time it was slightly crooked to the right.

Basically, every time I have sex with him...i never know what I'm gonna get.

Any of you ladies and @OMEGA_CONFLICT ever experience that?

sounds like he beats his dick a lot. This coming from a person that beats his dick a lot

Quoted to piss Conny off.

Dude knock it off already

 

[2stepz_ahead]

yall women dont know what yall want.....

talking shit about the quick triggers but

if you fukk too long yall complain we wearing the pussy out an you need to continue to carry that thing around.

talking about whats too small but then wanna walk on ya ass cheeks away from the dikk when we goo too deep.

and shut the fukk up when its feeling good....i'll take a gentle hum and a lip bite over all that demonic head spinning.

shit aint sexy.

@MsSouthern

you dont want this work.

lets talk it out....im calling bullshit on your thread.

 

[MsSouthern]

Let's then ...

And Bullshit on what ?

A small ashy skinny limp dick that can't fuck isn't what's poppin

Whether it's one or a combo of all of the above ..... Not sexy

 

[MistyKnight]

Ladies,yall ever experience a shape shifting dick?

I have been with my husband for almost 4 years and I realized that his dick be changing shape and size depending on how horny he is or if he been working out lately.

Some days he is thicker than others.. Some days thinner. Some days shorter...some days longer. Some days it's as hard as metal pole (which sucks... Ended up in the ER once..no joke) and other days it has some bend to it. And this one time it was slightly crooked to the right.

Basically, every time I have sex with him...i never know what I'm gonna get.

Any of you ladies and @OMEGA_CONFLICT ever experience that?

sounds like he beats his dick a lot. This coming from a person that beats his dick a lot

This pussy be beating his dick a lot. We have sex every day... Sometimes 2 to 3 times a day.

Hey ladies, does your pussy get tighter when you cum?

While I'm cumming my pussy closes up shop and basically kicks my husband's dick out. Almost broke his dick a few times because of it. She closes up to the point where he cant put it back in for a few minutes.

 

[MistyKnight]

I been doing kegals since high school and I love suffocating his cock sometimes when he's on top. He would be stroking it and then outta nowhere I flex them kegal muscles and watch him get surprised and start grunting and moaning really loud.

Sometimes it's too much though and he tells me to stop doing it.... It makes his dick sore.

 

[MsSouthern]

@Khaleesi is gonna break her man's dick in half

Lol

 

[LUClEN]

@OMEGA_CONFLICT favourite song

 

[scorpio4lfe]

yall women dont know what yall want.....

talking shit about the quick triggers but

if you fukk too long yall complain we wearing the pussy out an you need to continue to carry that thing around.

talking about whats too small but then wanna walk on ya ass cheeks away from the dikk when we goo too deep.

and shut the fukk up when its feeling good....i'll take a gentle hum and a lip bite over all that demonic head spinning.

shit aint sexy.

@MsSouthern

you dont want this work.

lets talk it out....im calling bullshit on your thread.

Stop it. Ain't nobody ever told you you were too deep, fucked too long or it felt good.

 

[Westie]

yall women dont know what yall want.....

talking shit about the quick triggers but

if you fukk too long yall complain we wearing the pussy out an you need to continue to carry that thing around.

talking about whats too small but then wanna walk on ya ass cheeks away from the dikk when we goo too deep.

and shut the fukk up when its feeling good....i'll take a gentle hum and a lip bite over all that demonic head spinning.

shit aint sexy.

@MsSouthern

you dont want this work.

lets talk it out....im calling bullshit on your thread.

Soooo... you don't believe wack dick exists? Your post is confusing me.

 

[scorpio4lfe]

All you niggas ain't packing and all you niggas ain't stroking it right. Somebody on here has been told their dick game is wack. Some of y'all....

 

[Westie]

All you niggas ain't packing and all you niggas ain't stroking it right. Somebody on here has been told they dick game is wack. Some of y'all....

Hence all the views and comments. They want to make sure they ain't on the wack dick list

 

[iron man1]

Shots all over this page

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

Some of y'all pussies ain't FIYAH either

There's a reason some of y'all are single mamas Ijs

 

[Westie]

Some of y'all pussies ain't FIYAH either

There's a reason some of y'all are single mamas Ijs

You married?

 

[SolemnSauce]

Nobody bats 1000

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

Some of y'all pussies ain't FIYAH either

There's a reason some of y'all are single mamas Ijs

You married?

I was engaged for 8 years

My dick wasn't the issue though

 

[Westie]

Some of y'all pussies ain't FIYAH either

There's a reason some of y'all are single mamas Ijs

You married?

I was engaged for 8 years

My dick wasn't the issue though

Oh. But a failed relationship is the fault of someone's pussy.. your dick is golden even tho the person who had it for 8 years decided not to keep it.