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drugs and alcohol are a pretty big factor too

fucced a few times up because of them

but sometimes they can also be goat so you never know
 
Khaleesi;8611884 said:
Ladies,yall ever experience a shape shifting dick?

I have been with my husband for almost 4 years and I realized that his dick be changing shape and size depending on how horny he is or if he been working out lately.

Some days he is thicker than others.. Some days thinner. Some days shorter...some days longer. Some days it's as hard as metal pole (which sucks... Ended up in the ER once..no joke) and other days it has some bend to it. And this one time it was slightly crooked to the right.

Basically, every time I have sex with him...i never know what I'm gonna get.

Any of you ladies and @OMEGA_CONFLICT ever experience that?
sounds like he beats his dick a lot. This coming from a person that beats his dick a lot

 
Melanin_Enriched ;8612939 said:
Khaleesi;8611884 said:
Ladies,yall ever experience a shape shifting dick?

I have been with my husband for almost 4 years and I realized that his dick be changing shape and size depending on how horny he is or if he been working out lately.

Some days he is thicker than others.. Some days thinner. Some days shorter...some days longer. Some days it's as hard as metal pole (which sucks... Ended up in the ER once..no joke) and other days it has some bend to it. And this one time it was slightly crooked to the right.

Basically, every time I have sex with him...i never know what I'm gonna get.

Any of you ladies and @OMEGA_CONFLICT ever experience that?
sounds like he beats his dick a lot. This coming from a person that beats his dick a lot

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Melanin_Enriched ;8612939 said:
Khaleesi;8611884 said:
Ladies,yall ever experience a shape shifting dick?

I have been with my husband for almost 4 years and I realized that his dick be changing shape and size depending on how horny he is or if he been working out lately.

Some days he is thicker than others.. Some days thinner. Some days shorter...some days longer. Some days it's as hard as metal pole (which sucks... Ended up in the ER once..no joke) and other days it has some bend to it. And this one time it was slightly crooked to the right.

Basically, every time I have sex with him...i never know what I'm gonna get.

Any of you ladies and @OMEGA_CONFLICT ever experience that?
sounds like he beats his dick a lot. This coming from a person that beats his dick a lot

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MsSouthern;540407 said:
Too small dick ... Seriously anything under 6-7 inches .... His tounge better work well

Dry dick .... Put some lotion on that pole . It's ugly

Smelly dick .... Sweaty dick and balls is not sexy . No matter how much you think it . Musty is musty

Pencil dick .... Stabbing my ovaries is not what's up

Rabbit dick .... If you fuck too fast .... It's not fun and females aren't cumming ever . Now try and say you don't care .... But we all know you do

Lazy dick ... Under 5 minutes is a waste of time. Even a quickie in the morning lasts 10 minutes

Whiskey dick ... Too drunk to keep it up . And then say well this has NEVER happened before

Ladies feel free to add on ..

I dont know about none of that shit..
 
ayebaebae;8612716 said:
Westie;8612555 said:
I have about 10 IC niggas in mind that I'm damn near positive have wack dick.

Name names

I had a whole list but there's no save draft feature... bummer. Feel free to @ one of the sexually frustrated IC men tho.

 
Any of you ladies interested in seeing a 46yr old fat nigga fully aroused?

nh

Co-sign or no-sign to indicate your level of interest or lack thereof.

Either way, you still might be receiving a surprise in your respective inboxes from Young Pappy :)
 
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