Let's talk about wack dick...

[deadeye]

I answered both of the questions

2 of the list

And none are my fav

And yes I'm a dick sucker !!! And a good one too

https://www.instagram.com/p/_BGNShzHfo/

giving enthusiastic head

@Beezus

 

[MsSouthern]

Very juvenile

Nothing sadder than a 40yr old woman who posts like a teenage girl.

I don't know....

Stalking random women at Walmart because you think they are some chick you might have exchanged words with on the IC is....

Sadder

Than

A

Bitch

Especially when you make a thread about it

What are you 0 for 3 now ?

 

[MsSouthern]

Yea all that shit is wack, although I ain't that mad at whiskey dick

Ehhh

Ok you are right... It's annoying but it gets a pass

Sometimes lol

 

[Peace_79]

I've only had 1 bad dick experience, but it was mainly because he was off.... there was nothing wrong with his dick it was average sized and clean, but he didn't know wtf he was doing and he came in literally 3 pumps. Might have been a Virgin idk. I've been lucky I see.

Nah, That can't be possible

I was there. You never had a nigga cum in 3 pumps you're with?

Ha.

You got a slick mouth, sweetheart.

I just always thought that "minute shit" was exaggerating... But Got damn, guess not

 

[deadeye]

Very juvenile

Nothing sadder than a 40yr old woman who posts like a teenage girl.

I don't know....

Stalking random women at Walmart because you think they are some chick you might have exchanged words with on the IC is....

Sadder

Than

A

Bitch

Especially when you make a thread about it

What are you 0 for 3 now ?

So, you're admitting that you post like a teenage girl?

lol

Too easy.

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

@mssouthern will there be a thread praising the times you came or naw?

 

[MsSouthern]

@mssouthern will there be a thread praising the times you came or naw?

Maybe .....

 

[MsSouthern]

Naw I'm just pointing out there are things much sadder ....

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

Ok so most of y'all have never been TOLD your dick game sucks

But come on .... You know when you give lame dick

I don't believe that any of you are King Ding A Ling every time

I used to pretend to be asleep to avoid sex with my ex at the end of our relationship ..... Fuck it lol

Being Sleep dont stop NUN...ask @Khaleesi

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Ok so most of y'all have never been TOLD your dick game sucks

But come on .... You know when you give lame dick

I don't believe that any of you are King Ding A Ling every time

I used to pretend to be asleep to avoid sex with my ex at the end of our relationship ..... Fuck it lol

Being Sleep dont stop NUN...ask @Khaleesi

sometimes its better

 

[MistyKnight]

Ladies,yall ever experience a shape shifting dick?

I have been with my husband for almost 4 years and I realized that his dick be changing shape and size depending on how horny he is or if he been working out lately.

Some days he is thicker than others.. Some days thinner. Some days shorter...some days longer. Some days it's as hard as metal pole (which sucks... Ended up in the ER once..no joke) and other days it has some bend to it. And this one time it was slightly crooked to the right.

Basically, every time I have sex with him...i never know what I'm gonna get.

Any of you ladies and @OMEGA_CONFLICT ever experience that?

 

[MistyKnight]

He been working out lately... So that shit be thicker than 2 snickers and that mushroom head be poppin the hell outta this pussy

 

[OmegaConflict]

Ladies,yall ever experience a shape shifting dick?

I have been with my husband for almost 4 years and I realized that his dick be changing shape and size depending on how horny he is or if he been working out lately.

Some days he is thicker than others.. Some days thinner. Some days shorter...some days longer. Some days it's as hard as metal pole (which sucks... Ended up in the ER once..no joke) and other days it has some bend to it. And this one time it was slightly crooked to the right.

Basically, every time I have sex with him...i never know what I'm gonna get.

Any of you ladies and @OMEGA_CONFLICT ever experience that?

How much would you sell your lifeless body when you die in 2weeks?

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

He been working out lately... So that shit be thicker than 2 snickers and that mushroom head be poppin the hell outta this pussy

Whatever you say Juan

 

[LUClEN]

This thread exceeded all the expectations I had when I first read the title

 

[MsSouthern]

Ladies,yall ever experience a shape shifting dick?

I have been with my husband for almost 4 years and I realized that his dick be changing shape and size depending on how horny he is or if he been working out lately.

Some days he is thicker than others.. Some days thinner. Some days shorter...some days longer. Some days it's as hard as metal pole (which sucks... Ended up in the ER once..no joke) and other days it has some bend to it. And this one time it was slightly crooked to the right.

Basically, every time I have sex with him...i never know what I'm gonna get.

Any of you ladies and @OMEGA_CONFLICT ever experience that?

I've seen growers not showers before

But your man must have some kind of space dick ... A surprise every time ... Not a bad thing though lol

Now the part about being different variations of hard .... I think it depends on how turned on the man is.

Some things do more get them feeling real good more than others

 

[AP21]

Juan bout to hit up Ms southern inbox

That's all he needed to read

 

[MsSouthern]

sooooo who is Juan ?

 

[Lou Cypher]

Oh thank god. No one's in here making fun of me

 

[texas409]

lets talk about funky twats though cause I dont care how much money you make or good you look some of you hoes aint always fresh