Let the countdown to prison time begin: Offset from Migos caught on camera beating a fool up

[Melanin_Enriched]

I kinda wana inject speed with a syringe now

You wanna get raped by pimps bruh?!?!

Naw i just wana b super fast...if i read correctly the pimp injects then they get the power i just wouldnt rape with my new super power......

Its weird. Great powers come great responsibility. But niggas chose to rape niggas

 

[lordstanley]

@HerbalVaporCapers That was a damn good summary. U perfectly encapsulated the outlandish fuckery of this thread. Salute

 

[lordstanley]

"Dont blink folks" haha

 

[blackgod813]

Immediate effects

Depending on how amphetamines are taken, the effects may be felt immediately (through injecting or smoking) or within 30 minutes (if snorted or swallowed).

Low to moderate doses

feelings of euphoria, excitement and a sense of wellbeing

increased confidence and motivation

a sense of power and superiority over others

increased talkativeness

repetition of simple acts

nervousness, anxiety, agitation and panic

increased libido...this one

paranoia

hallucinations

irritability, hostility and aggression

headaches

dizziness

feeling more awake and alert, reduced need for sleep and difficulty sleeping

abrupt shifts in thought and speech that can make people difficult to understand

enlarged (dilated) pupils

dry mouth

increased breathing rate

shortness of breath (from smoking it)

increased heart rate and blood pressure

irregular heart beat, palpitations

chest pain

reduced appetite

stomach cramps

stomach irritation (if swallowed)

feeling more energetic

increased sweating

increased body temperature

faster reaction times

feelings of increased strength

itching, picking and scratching...this bitch was right!!!!!

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

F.O F

 

[Scroter]

 

[blackgod813]

http://youtu.be/fTYm-8Wf6GQ

Ummm wtf is. That why he shot him wat was that

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

I had to write an intro on the first post. I feel like this thread will be around for a while...

 

[BackInWhite]

So

Like

I hadn't been in the thread in a while

I ain't the type of nigga to wish jail on a nigga

But I see its 225 new responses

I'm like what did offset do?

Little did I know that 5 Grand was in here sharing rape stories

The fuck?

Alzheimers set in quick on my nigga

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I had to write an intro on the first post. I feel like this thread will be around for a while...

Nah, you should have left it alone. Let posters find out on their own. Let em wonder why the migos thread is popping. Let em read it. Then BAM! Don't blink nigga!

 

[rip.dilla]

That recap by T/S was hilarious and well written..

Bruh.. life

 

[BobOblah]

I've literally LOL'd at the IC many times but I think this thread is the first time I've literally yelled What The Fuck outloud multiple times.

I didn't click on the shit because I don't care about Migos. Smh I should've stayed out. It's too early for my brain to absorb all this hilarity and confusion. Reading all these posts is the first thing I did today. I don't think I can have a normal day after what I've learned here.

 

[BobOblah]

Ok I grew up in Massachusetts, I don't live there anymore and never really rep it like that, but I feel the need to go on record and say that Ive never heard anything about gay raping organized crime mobs. Idk wtf kinda company this nigga keeps

 

[Turfaholic]

I swear Ima start telling my son "don't do heroin ever in life. If you do, some faggot pimps are going to rape you. Heroin, not even once."

 

[BobOblah]

Faggots kick people when they're down.

Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can fuck you in the ass and you won't feel anything.

So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting fucked in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?

What.....the.....fuck

I'll ask the question again; If you know there's a wrestling move that can be done on the ground to a person that's kicking you that will knock that person unconscious, why would you kick somebody when they're down?

Um...I guess thats the same as squaring up with someone when it's possible to get knocked out that way too? I don't fuckin know. Honestly, all your ass rape and castration talk weirded me out a little bit

Well if you ever go to Newton, MA don't stand up straight and blink.

Faggots kick people when they're down.

Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can fuck you in the ass and you won't feel anything.

So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting fucked in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?

What.....the.....fuck

I'll ask the question again; If you know there's a wrestling move that can be done on the ground to a person that's kicking you that will knock that person unconscious, why would you kick somebody when they're down?

Um...I guess thats the same as squaring up with someone when it's possible to get knocked out that way too? I don't fuckin know. Honestly, all your ass rape and castration talk weirded me out a little bit

Well if you ever go to Newton, MA don't stand up straight and blink.

What's that even mean?

If you don't know what that means, don't go to Newton, MA.

Faggots kick people when they're down.

Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can fuck you in the ass and you won't feel anything.

So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting fucked in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?

What.....the.....fuck

I'll ask the question again; If you know there's a wrestling move that can be done on the ground to a person that's kicking you that will knock that person unconscious, why would you kick somebody when they're down?

Um...I guess thats the same as squaring up with someone when it's possible to get knocked out that way too? I don't fuckin know. Honestly, all your ass rape and castration talk weirded me out a little bit

Well if you ever go to Newton, MA don't stand up straight and blink.

Faggots kick people when they're down.

Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can fuck you in the ass and you won't feel anything.

So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting fucked in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?

What.....the.....fuck

I'll ask the question again; If you know there's a wrestling move that can be done on the ground to a person that's kicking you that will knock that person unconscious, why would you kick somebody when they're down?

Um...I guess thats the same as squaring up with someone when it's possible to get knocked out that way too? I don't fuckin know. Honestly, all your ass rape and castration talk weirded me out a little bit

Well if you ever go to Newton, MA don't stand up straight and blink.

What's that even mean?

If you don't know what that means, don't go to Newton, MA.

Hold up hold up hold up.... Newton?

Newton is a rich white suburb. Like, big houses and soccer moms. I know 5 grand has a couple decades on me but I've never heard of it being that different than it is now.

@5grand are you sure you got your facts straight on these stories? Could it be some combination of PTSD and Alzheimer's setting in? Did this really happen in jail? Because that would make a lot more sense.

 

[AP21]

@Recaptimus_Prime360

Can we get a recap for the new posters?

That deadbeat stopped recapping in 2004

Aight bet:

I create a thread about Offset and his boys jumping some dude. Offset is on probation so this is a bad look. Thread stays on topic for one page.

@"5 grand" comes out of parts unknown Bermuda Triangle land of Oz left field and says that only faggots kick people when they are down. This is because, according to 5grand, there is a move you can do while on the ground that will knock someone unconscious, allowing a person to...

fuck someone in the ass. In 5Grands opinion, if you know this (which for some horribly unknown reason 5grand thinks Offset does) unless you want to get fucked in the ass you won't kick a downed person.

....

He's spent the follwing 8 pages trying to school us, in his long winded, authoritarian manner, about some secret style of fighting that not only faggots, but also pimps use to rape people. These pimps and faggots use drugs to aid their rape efforts, being so adept at drugging and raping people that they can do so without your knowledge multiple times.

How does he know? Because he's had his manhood stolen in such a manner before. But don't worry folks, he's castrated the offending pimp or faggot, which also clears him of gayness. He's also offered some hilarious fighting tips for when you think a rape scenario is at hand.

Everything that's not 5grand persistently discussing asshole assault is us as a community reacting in shock or trying to make sense of this calamity. Most importantly, I wonder...

How the FUCK did he keep all this crazy shit in for so long?

Dont blink folks

HerbalVaporCapers

you forgot "fuck or get fucked"

 

[BobOblah]

Don't blink in Newton yall

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

Faggots kick people when they're down.

Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can fuck you in the ass and you won't feel anything.

So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting fucked in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?

What.....the.....fuck

I'll ask the question again; If you know there's a wrestling move that can be done on the ground to a person that's kicking you that will knock that person unconscious, why would you kick somebody when they're down?

Um...I guess thats the same as squaring up with someone when it's possible to get knocked out that way too? I don't fuckin know. Honestly, all your ass rape and castration talk weirded me out a little bit

Well if you ever go to Newton, MA don't stand up straight and blink.

Faggots kick people when they're down.

Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can fuck you in the ass and you won't feel anything.

So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting fucked in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?

What.....the.....fuck

I'll ask the question again; If you know there's a wrestling move that can be done on the ground to a person that's kicking you that will knock that person unconscious, why would you kick somebody when they're down?

Um...I guess thats the same as squaring up with someone when it's possible to get knocked out that way too? I don't fuckin know. Honestly, all your ass rape and castration talk weirded me out a little bit

Well if you ever go to Newton, MA don't stand up straight and blink.

What's that even mean?

If you don't know what that means, don't go to Newton, MA.

Faggots kick people when they're down.

Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can fuck you in the ass and you won't feel anything.

So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting fucked in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?

What.....the.....fuck

I'll ask the question again; If you know there's a wrestling move that can be done on the ground to a person that's kicking you that will knock that person unconscious, why would you kick somebody when they're down?

Um...I guess thats the same as squaring up with someone when it's possible to get knocked out that way too? I don't fuckin know. Honestly, all your ass rape and castration talk weirded me out a little bit

Well if you ever go to Newton, MA don't stand up straight and blink.

Faggots kick people when they're down.

Here's why; When you're opponent is laying on the ground there's a wrestling move he can do if he's being kicked. He can knock you unconscious from the ground and once you're unconscious he can fuck you in the ass and you won't feel anything.

So the question remains, if somebody can knock you out from the ground, why would you kick him? Or stated another way, if you know there's a wrestling move that can be done from the floor that may or may not result in getting fucked in the ass; why would you kick somebody when they're down?

What.....the.....fuck

I'll ask the question again; If you know there's a wrestling move that can be done on the ground to a person that's kicking you that will knock that person unconscious, why would you kick somebody when they're down?

Um...I guess thats the same as squaring up with someone when it's possible to get knocked out that way too? I don't fuckin know. Honestly, all your ass rape and castration talk weirded me out a little bit

Well if you ever go to Newton, MA don't stand up straight and blink.

What's that even mean?

If you don't know what that means, don't go to Newton, MA.

Hold up hold up hold up.... Newton?

Newton is a rich white suburb. Like, big houses and soccer moms. I know 5 grand has a couple decades on me but I've never heard of it being that different than it is now.

@5grand are you sure you got your facts straight on these stories? Could it be some combination of PTSD and Alzheimer's setting in? Did this really happen in jail? Because that would make a lot more sense.

Wait hol up yo...

@"5 Grand" been a 50 year old white dude this whole time?

 

[Busta Carmichael]

How did I miss this lmaooooo

 

[AP21]

How did I miss this lmaooooo

probably b/c like most people, you thought the thread was actually about Offset