Let the countdown to prison time begin: Offset from Migos caught on camera beating a fool up

[5 Grand]

Smh @ this topic still having legs

In a blink of an eye pimps shove heroin up your nose. That's not even possible lol

Serious question; have you ever injected speed with a syringe?

Has anybody who's commented on this thread thus far ever injected speed with a syringe?

If you've never injected speed with a syringe than you have no idea what is or isn't possible. There's a whole nother world out there that you don't know about.

Bruh stop. You making us old heads in hear look right bad right now.

Nigga really gonna ask me if I've taken speed. I hope somebody takes your old senile ase to an assisted living center ASAP

In a blink of an eye pimps shove heroin up your nose. That's not even possible lol

Serious question; have you ever injected speed with a syringe?

Has anybody who's commented on this thread thus far ever injected speed with a syringe?

If you've never injected speed with a syringe than you have no idea what is or isn't possible. There's a whole nother world out there that you don't know about.

Bruh shut yo 1965 Greenwich Village streetwalker ass up and go to the hospital. You're oblivious to the fact that the shit you're talkin is Sam Jackson Caveman's Valentine crazy yo. Matter fact, tell me your address and I'll call them white coats myself if you can't

Check yo self @5grand

Well I've asked some pretty simple questions that have remained unanswered;

1. Have you ever been sexually assaulted?

2. If so, how did you handle it?

3. Have you ever injected speed with a syringe?

4. Have you ever injected heroin with a syringe?

5. Have you ever sniffed heroin?

Don't try to crack any jokes or divert attention away from the questions. Just answer them.

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

Smh @ this topic still having legs

In a blink of an eye pimps shove heroin up your nose. That's not even possible lol

Serious question; have you ever injected speed with a syringe?

Has anybody who's commented on this thread thus far ever injected speed with a syringe?

If you've never injected speed with a syringe than you have no idea what is or isn't possible. There's a whole nother world out there that you don't know about.

Bruh stop. You making us old heads in hear look right bad right now.

Nigga really gonna ask me if I've taken speed. I hope somebody takes your old senile ase to an assisted living center ASAP

In a blink of an eye pimps shove heroin up your nose. That's not even possible lol

Serious question; have you ever injected speed with a syringe?

Has anybody who's commented on this thread thus far ever injected speed with a syringe?

If you've never injected speed with a syringe than you have no idea what is or isn't possible. There's a whole nother world out there that you don't know about.

Bruh shut yo 1965 Greenwich Village streetwalker ass up and go to the hospital. You're oblivious to the fact that the shit you're talkin is Sam Jackson Caveman's Valentine crazy yo. Matter fact, tell me your address and I'll call them white coats myself if you can't

Check yo self @5grand

Well I've asked some pretty simple questions that have remained unanswered;

1. Have you ever been sexually assaulted? No.

2. If so, how did you handle it? Praise the Lord I haven't had to.

3. Have you ever injected speed with a syringe? Hell nah I like sleeping and hate cleaning

4. Have you ever injected heroin with a syringe? I don't like sleeping that much. Not a big fan of selling my mama's TV either

5. Have you ever sniffed heroin? Shouldn't this come before the injecting question? If I haven't sniffed the shit why would I shoot it up?

Don't try to crack any jokes or divert attention away from the questions. Just answer them.

I answered your questions now go take your ass to the therapist. You having a mental health emergency dog and folks can help you.

Even if you don't go PLEASE LET THIS SHIT DIE

 

[Ghostdenithegawd]

Again I ask; Am I the only person on the IC that's ever castrated a faggot?

Bruh its pretty clear absolutely nobody else has done that shit!

Was this shit really that common there? Were yall really on some regular everyday man-rape shit like that? Straight talking in the hallway at school like "Yo Jimmy got me the other day, but its cool I cut his nuts off so I ain't gay."

Here's a jewel, you guys can take it or leave it;

Pimps lay on the floor and inject speed (the amphetamine) with a syringe. It speeds up their central nervous system to the point where they can get up off the floor and knock you unconscious, fuck you, hold some cocaine under your nose to wake you up and lay back down on the floor - You won't even know it happened. It just looks like they're laying on the floor.

You can laugh and make jokes all you want. You can ban me, call me a troll, say I'm weird but the one thing you can't do is say I'm gay or a faggot because whenever that happened to me - I castrated the faggot. That makes me a player. A faggot fucks a player and the player castrates the faggot. Which would you rather be, the player or the faggot? And it happens a lot more often than you'd think. It happens without even you even knowing it. In fact, unless somebody tells you when it happens, you'd never know.

You guys are either a) pretending that you don't know how faggots and pimps fight or b) so square that you get fucked without knowing it.

Another technique pimps (and faggots) use is injecting speed and waiting for you to blink (or making you blink) and shoving heroin up your nose while your eyes are closed. The heroin slows you down but builds your confidence. When you're on heroin you think you could beat anybody. You raise your voice and start yelling and making threats, you're heart rate actually decreases but you feel on top of the world. Every time you blink the pimp/faggot is knocking you unconscious and fucking you so fast that you have no idea what's going on. A real pimp will wait for you to turn your head - faggots wait for you to blink.

In all seriousness, you've probably been fucked by faggots on speed and didn't even know it. Somebody has probably said to you, "you just got fucked and didn't know it" and you had no idea what they were talking about.

Or somebody may have said, "you got fucked" and you didn't know they were being literal.

YO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NIGGA TALKING ABOUT SHIT JUST WOKE ME UP I WAS DOZING OFF IN MY OFFICE FAGGOTS AND PIMPS GOT SUPER HUMAN CRACKHEAD POWERS NOW?

NIGGAS ARE IN THE RAPIST MATRIX 5 GRAND IS WOKE

 

[nex gin]

Lock that mf up. He obviously doesn't appreciate his own freedom and the opportunities that he's been given so why should I?

 

[Ghostdenithegawd]

How did the faggots knock you out @5grand nh

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

How did the faggots knock you out @5grand nh

You probably never thought you would have to ask another man that shit

 

[AP21]

i almost want the mods to change the thread title, but its so awesome how it got derailed

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

i almost want the mods to change the thread title, but its so awesome how it got derailed

I could live with "5Grand loses his fucking mind (plus some shit about the migos)"

 

[lordstanley]

Thing is ..he's posting these science fiction man rape scenarios in exactly the same style he would be using if he was "schooling" us on what was hot in the streets in 1979..so it's gotta be him. I was hoping he got hacked but nope

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

Thing is ..he's posting these science fiction man rape scenarios in exactly the same style he would be using if he was "schooling" us on what was hot in the streets in 1979..so it's gotta be him. I was hoping he got hacked but nope

Exactly. This guy is breaking down butthole banditry like it was one of the 4 elements. Call the doctors

 

[blackgod813]

I kinda wana inject speed with a syringe now

 

[Dupac]

still funny

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

I kinda wana inject speed with a syringe now

Don't you start with that shit now

 

[Turfaholic]

I kinda wana inject speed with a syringe now

You wanna get raped by pimps bruh?!?!

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

I kinda wana inject speed with a syringe now

You wanna get raped by pimps bruh?!?!

Or even worse... Faggots. I never thought homosexuality was contagious but you live and you learn

 

[blackgod813]

I kinda wana inject speed with a syringe now

You wanna get raped by pimps bruh?!?!

Naw i just wana b super fast...if i read correctly the pimp injects then they get the power i just wouldnt rape with my new super power......

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

@Recaptimus_Prime360

Can we get a recap for the new posters?

 

[TayGettem]

Lmfao every time I click this thread I tear up

 

[gns]

@Recaptimus_Prime360

Can we get a recap for the new posters?

That deadbeat stopped recapping in 2004

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

@Recaptimus_Prime360

Can we get a recap for the new posters?

That deadbeat stopped recapping in 2004

Aight bet:

I create a thread about Offset and his boys jumping some dude. Offset is on probation so this is a bad look. Thread stays on topic for one page.

@"5 grand" comes out of parts unknown Bermuda Triangle land of Oz left field and says that only faggots kick people when they are down. This is because, according to 5grand, there is a move you can do while on the ground that will knock someone unconscious, allowing a person to...

fuck someone in the ass. In 5Grands opinion, if you know this (which for some horribly unknown reason 5grand thinks Offset does) unless you want to get fucked in the ass you won't kick a downed person.

....

He's spent the follwing 8 pages trying to school us, in his long winded, authoritarian manner, about some secret style of fighting that not only faggots, but also pimps use to rape people. These pimps and faggots use drugs to aid their rape efforts, being so adept at drugging and raping people that they can do so without your knowledge multiple times.

How does he know? Because he's had his manhood stolen in such a manner before. But don't worry folks, he's castrated the offending pimp or faggot, which also clears him of gayness. He's also offered some hilarious fighting tips for when you think a rape scenario is at hand.

Everything that's not 5grand persistently discussing asshole assault is us as a community reacting in shock or trying to make sense of this calamity. Most importantly, I wonder...

How the FUCK did he keep all this crazy shit in for so long?

Dont blink folks

HerbalVaporCapers